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There's definitely one here that speaks to my soul
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
There's definitely one here that speaks to my soul
IT'S $200 TO DO MY BATHROOM THAT IS MOSTLY WALL SIZE MIRRORS OMG.
And yet....Nana want 🥺
And yet....Nana want 🥺
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
IT'S $200 TO DO MY BATHROOM THAT IS MOSTLY WALL SIZE MIRRORS OMG.
And yet....Nana want 🥺
And yet....Nana want 🥺
It's okay to eat Pizza and Other Things You Like. You can break a frozen pizza into fourths and put 3/4 back in the freezer just cooking the Sad Single Gal portion suiting your sad needs.
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It's okay to eat Pizza and Other Things You Like. You can break a frozen pizza into fourths and put 3/4 back in the freezer just cooking the Sad Single Gal portion suiting your sad needs.
Okay. Yes. It did.
BUT?!
And, I've NEVER seen this before unless they lived on a military base, buuuuut
BUT?!
And, I've NEVER seen this before unless they lived on a military base, buuuuut
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Okay. Yes. It did.
BUT?!
And, I've NEVER seen this before unless they lived on a military base, buuuuut
BUT?!
And, I've NEVER seen this before unless they lived on a military base, buuuuut
Yearning for the yesteryear where 𝙺𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚊 𝙺𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙿𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚖 The Johnny Carson channel is here for you.
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Yearning for the yesteryear where 𝙺𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚊 𝙺𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙿𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚖 The Johnny Carson channel is here for you.
Yes. I find this upsetting. I am clearly NOT subscribed to this and he was blocked for me anyway.
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Yes. I find this upsetting. I am clearly NOT subscribed to this and he was blocked for me anyway.
There's also the magnetic option, which is essentially just...
but, to me if you're doing that you may as well just tape washers to the wall and use magnets. 🤷. Otherwise, you can try Goodwill.
but, to me if you're doing that you may as well just tape washers to the wall and use magnets. 🤷. Otherwise, you can try Goodwill.
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
There's also the magnetic option, which is essentially just...
but, to me if you're doing that you may as well just tape washers to the wall and use magnets. 🤷. Otherwise, you can try Goodwill.
but, to me if you're doing that you may as well just tape washers to the wall and use magnets. 🤷. Otherwise, you can try Goodwill.
I BOUGHT CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS. LEFT SOCKETLESS. THEY'RE GREEN AND PINK AND LOOK LIKE TORTURE DEVICES.
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I BOUGHT CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS. LEFT SOCKETLESS. THEY'RE GREEN AND PINK AND LOOK LIKE TORTURE DEVICES.
Just ten square feet and as I watched it back saw two or three things I didn't even point out, like two entire sets of Mr. Christmas dessert plates.
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Just ten square feet and as I watched it back saw two or three things I didn't even point out, like two entire sets of Mr. Christmas dessert plates.
For real though. If you ever meet me, but you're just not super sure it's REALLY me, just ask to see my badge.
November 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
For real though. If you ever meet me, but you're just not super sure it's REALLY me, just ask to see my badge.
Maybe I DON'T feel good, but it's got NOTHING to do with all the Halloween candy I ate. Probably.
November 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Maybe I DON'T feel good, but it's got NOTHING to do with all the Halloween candy I ate. Probably.
It appears to be back in stock. IN THESE TRYING TIMES.
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It appears to be back in stock. IN THESE TRYING TIMES.
MACTAVISH. THAT SURE LOOKS LIKE A WHOLE NEW CATALPA TO ME, WTF!?
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
MACTAVISH. THAT SURE LOOKS LIKE A WHOLE NEW CATALPA TO ME, WTF!?
They're after the lint and grit from my RIGHT robe pocket, but they'll be disappointed, because that's my cane hand.
November 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
They're after the lint and grit from my RIGHT robe pocket, but they'll be disappointed, because that's my cane hand.
You ask me out for coffee.
The coffee comes and I lean over the table and slurp my coffee, no hands. I drink 1/4 of my coffee this way then motion for a refill. The slurping continues.
The coffee comes and I lean over the table and slurp my coffee, no hands. I drink 1/4 of my coffee this way then motion for a refill. The slurping continues.
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
You ask me out for coffee.
The coffee comes and I lean over the table and slurp my coffee, no hands. I drink 1/4 of my coffee this way then motion for a refill. The slurping continues.
The coffee comes and I lean over the table and slurp my coffee, no hands. I drink 1/4 of my coffee this way then motion for a refill. The slurping continues.
This downright lascivious excerpt from Howard Mittelmark's story. Hoo. Hoooooo. (doing that letting steam escape from my collar thing as a steam whistle sounds its bawdy call)
November 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This downright lascivious excerpt from Howard Mittelmark's story. Hoo. Hoooooo. (doing that letting steam escape from my collar thing as a steam whistle sounds its bawdy call)
Here's my favorite dude. Got him at Goodwill several years ago. I'm not sure there are many people I'm as happy to see as this guy.
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Here's my favorite dude. Got him at Goodwill several years ago. I'm not sure there are many people I'm as happy to see as this guy.
There it is. My crew for whatever hijinks riddled heist we find ourselves trying to grope our way through. Then maybe brunch.
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
There it is. My crew for whatever hijinks riddled heist we find ourselves trying to grope our way through. Then maybe brunch.
(clutching chest)
(panting)
NATURE IS SUPPOSED TO STAY OUTSIDE.
(panting)
NATURE IS SUPPOSED TO STAY OUTSIDE.
October 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
(clutching chest)
(panting)
NATURE IS SUPPOSED TO STAY OUTSIDE.
(panting)
NATURE IS SUPPOSED TO STAY OUTSIDE.