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Roger Vaillancourt
@rogerjva.bsky.social
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Professional explicator and maker of soothing sounds. Author of "The Inaccessible Rail" (2026) and "Un-ruined" (2022) novels from Malarkey Books https://asterismbooks.com/product/un-ruined
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 10h
A tangle is an undomesticated knot
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 4h
He would make some passing statement about the sincerity and purity of children and that would be the end of his reputation
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 4h
He would say something universal in feeling and zen in spirit and it would be wildly misinterpreted and then he'd be canceled and he absolutely wouldn't care and he and Merce would keep making their art for one another
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 5h
You're teeing up for a "the Iranian yogurt is not the issue here" style situation
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 15h
It's always building in there
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 15h
Enjoying now the My Bloody Valentine of sandwiches
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 15h
A house is an inevitability you postpone with money
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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 21h
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 1d
My favorite Brothers Quay film
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 1d
a man with glasses and a beard is wearing a grey shirt
Alt: Gordon Freeman shakes his head no
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 1d
If you don't have room for a barrel, buy them in handy individual packs
Van Holten's individually wrapped sour pickled isopod, tart & tangy flavor
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 1d
Best coffee-making opening scene ever
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 1d
With apologies to Gil Scott-Heron, the revolution will not be posted
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 1d
I know someone who will do that one better with "hummus is yummus in the tummus"
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 1d
Tell him come on help you get your shit
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Erykah Badu - Tyrone (Live)
YouTube video by ErykahBaduVEVO
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 1d
This is sound coaching
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 1d
The veil is thin between pets and unborn children
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 1d
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Lyle Lovett - Bears
YouTube video by Mouldytone
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 1d
a woman is holding a piece of food in her hand and eating it .
Alt: Janet Jackson eating a potato chip with dip on it, saying "It's true tho"
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 2d
"Your snugness" may be, in this case, a formal title
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 2d
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering
Than here in
The dingy side of an industrial trash compactor with a peeling sticker that reads CRAM-A-LOT
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 3d
🎶the white-uh
people-uh!🎵
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Roger Vaillancourt @rogerjva.bsky.social · 3d
a cartoon character wearing a helmet and gloves
Alt: The Great Gazoo, who wears a comically large helmet
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Landru79 @landru79.bsky.social · 3d
#JUNO #Jupiter orbiter
#JIRAM Jovian Infrared Auroral Mapper
Perijove 70 Target: #IO

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NASA/JPL/SwRI/JIRAM/ISTITUTO NAZIONALE DI ASTROFISICA/j. Roger
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Malarkey @malarkeybooks.bsky.social · 3d
Support out mission to spread Malarkey and get quarterly book mail in return with the Malarkey Book Club. $120. Four signed books. Eight new zines.

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2026 Book Club — Malarkey
Buy a year’s worth of books and zines with the Malarkey Book Club. In 2026 you’ll get copies of: The Walls Are Closing In On Us , a novel by Joshua Trent Brown Terrestrial , a novella by Suzy...
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