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Jared Gonia
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I make stuff. he/him
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5:45pm. according to outside in 15 minutes it'll be 9:30pm
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Is six cups of tea too many or too few
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
A very professional test fuel system.
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Funneling culture into one boring, tacky aesthetic language, elevating the same gross, reactionary point of view at every turn, allowing dull people to take credit for creativity they had no hand in

I don’t even have to say its name for you to know what I’m talking about: Cards Against Humanity
July 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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I’ve been out shoveling in my Docs, so I guess it’s time to repost this.
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Trump’s top economic adviser doesn’t know the price of gasoline.
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon in a lot of places

CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon

HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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❌ learn to code
✅ learn to read
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Hey so this CIA-trained Afghan death squad guy predictably snapped and took out some National Guardsmen so we're gonna have to go ahead and invade Venezuela
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Wasn't much sun to bring out the ripple but at least they're not as blurry as phone pictures.
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe probably had so many HOA citations
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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fraudsters stick together
Trump Frees Fraudster Just Days Into Seven-Year Prison Sentence
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Wimdy today
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Wasn't much sun to bring out the ripple but at least they're not as blurry as phone pictures.
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Daily bunny no.3154 "how's the water down there?"
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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i need to be massaged until i am soup
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Y'all hear about this water stuff? They want you drink how much? Every day??
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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before ice cream was invented you just had to lick a frozen cabbage or something
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Okay, folks, we have an EMERGENCY kind of emergency.

Local family already having trouble making ends meet; husband was horribly injured on the job and wife is now full-time caregiver while they await a surgery date.

She's short half the rent for Monday.
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Before there was Loss dot jpg, Loss dot jpg was there
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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The whole idea behind the “welfare reform” that replaced food stamps with SNAP was that it was cut to be a minimum temporary thing in order to incentivize people to find jobs. If 3 out of every 4 recipients have jobs, that should be recognized as a failure of policy design.
The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."

Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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But mom I don't want to go to war with Venezuela
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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"small business" is such a funny term bc in it you have like a bunch of little gremlin artists fighting over a dollar and then also a guy who owns every tire store in a tri-city area and they are both like "im a small business"
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Again, 25th amendment. This is not something a coherent person says.

Doesn’t matter if it’s all an act, because what matters is that this is how he’s acting.
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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if yiu’re thinking about boobies, chances are, you’re on the right path
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM