David Cake
@davecakes.bsky.social
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I really only come on here for me.
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
I didn’t have all my macros today guys. Will do better tomorrow.
Not left the house today but still spent way too much money.
Jacob Alon is brilliant.
This looks like he’s doing his modern take on Hamlet.
Stephen Fry is so clever he can take ages over saying very little.
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Traitors is just good to see what trainers Joe Wilkinson has on.
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If I was a traitor I’d wear a badge saying “I’m a traitor” and they’d still get rid of the wrong person.
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We got to the next gate and we had to do another puzzle. Stephen Fry is good at puzzle but Joey Essex solved it the quickest.
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The Traitors tasks are painful enough with the added after commentary from the celebs. “Then we decided to free Joe and Joe because they are the most physically strong and we needed some cranks turning.”
Stop asking me to do things on here. I come here to get away from doing things.
If you’ve barely been eating bread it’s a right old treat.
Just had a floury bap with butter on as a kinda pudding.
The only KPIs you’ll be doing are KIPs
Leave you CV at the door
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We got to the next gate and we had to do another puzzle. Stephen Fry is good at puzzle but Joey Essex solved it the quickest.
The Traitors tasks are painful enough with the added after commentary from the celebs. “Then we decided to free Joe and Joe because they are the most physically strong and we needed some cranks turning.”
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Overcomposting for my lack of gardening skills today.
If I was a traitor I’d wear a badge saying “I’m a traitor” and they’d still get rid of the wrong person.
Traitors is just good to see what trainers Joe Wilkinson has on.
Day 435 of huffing constantly and so far it’s not really changed anything.