David Cake
@davecakes.bsky.social
Part time Illustrator, DM for commissions, generously hipped and UC sufferer.
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David Cake
@davecakes.bsky.social
· Sep 19
I really only come on here for me.
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Last chance to grab the bargain of liking this post.
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Last chance to grab the bargain of liking this post.
The nurse just said, "do you want a plaster?" and before I knew it this was on my arm.
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The nurse just said, "do you want a plaster?" and before I knew it this was on my arm.
🚨Terri Hatcher in Channel 5 Christmas movie alert!
Terri Hatcher in Channel 5 Christmas movie alert! 🚨
Terri Hatcher in Channel 5 Christmas movie alert! 🚨
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
🚨Terri Hatcher in Channel 5 Christmas movie alert!
Terri Hatcher in Channel 5 Christmas movie alert! 🚨
Terri Hatcher in Channel 5 Christmas movie alert! 🚨
If you ask a right handed person what hand they use you get a straight answer. When you ask a left handed person you get a whole conversation.
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 AM
If you ask a right handed person what hand they use you get a straight answer. When you ask a left handed person you get a whole conversation.
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Frost-ennui the snowman
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Frost-ennui the snowman
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77 sleeps ‘til Christmas
78 days ‘til Christmas
79 days ‘til Christmas
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 AM
77 sleeps ‘til Christmas
Remember Superdry? What was that about?
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Remember Superdry? What was that about?
Please send me any corporate posts calling today the 1st day of Christmas so I can absolutely slam them.
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Please send me any corporate posts calling today the 1st day of Christmas so I can absolutely slam them.
Last chance to grab the bargain of liking this post.
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Last chance to grab the bargain of liking this post.
78 days ‘til Christmas
79 days ‘til Christmas
80 days ‘til Christmas
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
78 days ‘til Christmas
This is why I record it like a boomer.
When will everyone finally admit that the *worst* thing the BBC does is: not having the football BBC DOG in the same position as the iPlayer live feed BBC DOG.
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is why I record it like a boomer.
This year has been as mad as it’s been fast. X sleep well.
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This year has been as mad as it’s been fast. X sleep well.
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I’m a great advocate of making the 1m strip from the kerb pot hole free and smoooooth to avoid tyre and wheel damage and to keep cyclists safe and not have to obstruct cars whilst travelling in the centre of the road for purely safety reasons.
November 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I’m a great advocate of making the 1m strip from the kerb pot hole free and smoooooth to avoid tyre and wheel damage and to keep cyclists safe and not have to obstruct cars whilst travelling in the centre of the road for purely safety reasons.
79 days ‘til Christmas
80 days ‘til Christmas
81 days ‘til Christmas
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 AM
79 days ‘til Christmas
80 days ‘til Christmas
81 days ‘til Christmas
82 days ‘til Christmas
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
80 days ‘til Christmas
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It will be cyber Monday before you know it.
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
It will be cyber Monday before you know it.
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An "investigation" by the BBC, was also clear that this was about corruption by the private support companies and not the people they were supposed to be supporting, but you wouldn't know that from the headlines
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
An "investigation" by the BBC, was also clear that this was about corruption by the private support companies and not the people they were supposed to be supporting, but you wouldn't know that from the headlines
Actually at the pub like a normal human
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Actually at the pub like a normal human
Mad that a few asylum seekers getting taxis is the main headline today. I wonder what the savings could be spent on. Filling three or maybe four potholes.
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Mad that a few asylum seekers getting taxis is the main headline today. I wonder what the savings could be spent on. Filling three or maybe four potholes.
I wonder if she has a patreon. The use my new public/private spa tier.
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I wonder if she has a patreon. The use my new public/private spa tier.
Having a treacle tart and some clotted cream in a bit if you’re wondering why I’m so quiet today.
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Having a treacle tart and some clotted cream in a bit if you’re wondering why I’m so quiet today.
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December