Matthew Highton
@matthighton.bsky.social
Comedian and maker of nonsense.
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Matthew Highton
@matthighton.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
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when u make a silly joke on this platform
January 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
when u make a silly joke on this platform
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Leonardo DiCaprio on Top of the Pops in 1997 singing My Heart Will Go On.
March 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio on Top of the Pops in 1997 singing My Heart Will Go On.
I live with a toddler who screams if doors are open and a cat who screams if they’re shut. Ladies and Gentleman, you may not realise when I go mad, but there will be signs.
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I live with a toddler who screams if doors are open and a cat who screams if they’re shut. Ladies and Gentleman, you may not realise when I go mad, but there will be signs.
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Hope is here.
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Hope is here.
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
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He couldn’t remember much after the fall and so Mickey’s ghost stared in disbelief at his lifeless body.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
He couldn’t remember much after the fall and so Mickey’s ghost stared in disbelief at his lifeless body.
Me: I breathe pretty quiet and normal.
*watches video I recorded on iPhone: oh god who is this pervert?
*watches video I recorded on iPhone: oh god who is this pervert?
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Me: I breathe pretty quiet and normal.
*watches video I recorded on iPhone: oh god who is this pervert?
*watches video I recorded on iPhone: oh god who is this pervert?
He couldn’t remember much after the fall and so Mickey’s ghost stared in disbelief at his lifeless body.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
He couldn’t remember much after the fall and so Mickey’s ghost stared in disbelief at his lifeless body.
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In niche mashup news I completely forgot I’d done a Stranger Things intro in the style of Round the Twist last season. Enjoy.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
In niche mashup news I completely forgot I’d done a Stranger Things intro in the style of Round the Twist last season. Enjoy.
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[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
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delighted to announce that, after years of research, my team of scientists has successfully reversed ageing!
it’s “gniega”
it’s “gniega”
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
delighted to announce that, after years of research, my team of scientists has successfully reversed ageing!
it’s “gniega”
it’s “gniega”
In niche mashup news I completely forgot I’d done a Stranger Things intro in the style of Round the Twist last season. Enjoy.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
In niche mashup news I completely forgot I’d done a Stranger Things intro in the style of Round the Twist last season. Enjoy.
We’ve fallen short on our Stranger Things catch up 😭 so if everyone could SHUT UP the next week or so that’d be great.
a man with blonde hair is holding a microphone and saying you keep your mouth shut punk
ALT: a man with blonde hair is holding a microphone and saying you keep your mouth shut punk
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November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
We’ve fallen short on our Stranger Things catch up 😭 so if everyone could SHUT UP the next week or so that’d be great.
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Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
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Billionaires. What's stopping you from making your AI robots look like this
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Billionaires. What's stopping you from making your AI robots look like this
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Billionaires. What's stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Billionaires. What's stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
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Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
(I'll try NOt to giggle immaturely at the shape they chose for Twikis head)
(I'll try NOt to giggle immaturely at the shape they chose for Twikis head)
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
(I'll try NOt to giggle immaturely at the shape they chose for Twikis head)
(I'll try NOt to giggle immaturely at the shape they chose for Twikis head)
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Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
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Billionaires. What's stopping you from making your Al robots look like this?
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Billionaires. What's stopping you from making your Al robots look like this?
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Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
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Man delivering line that he’s been practising all week at dinner party
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Man delivering line that he’s been practising all week at dinner party
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Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
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Billionaires. What's stopping you making your AI robots look like this?
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Billionaires. What's stopping you making your AI robots look like this?
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Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
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Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?