Salty MacTavish
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Working on a Dixieland arrangement of Hurt. Will keep you posted
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Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
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Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
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Just heard a former NFL quarterback say “I had so many great years with my tight end” and I nodded knowingly
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Whether it's an adult with a child or a politician with constituents: if you cannot or will not take care of a more vulnerable person than yourself, you are not a human, you're a fucking monster.
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Whether it's an adult with a child or a politician with constituents: if you cannot or will not take care of a more vulnerable person than yourself, you are not a human, you're a fucking monster.
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Wishing you all something so good it performs a factory reset on you.
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Wishing you all something so good it performs a factory reset on you.
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I swear to god there must be a neurotransmitter that provides feelings of pleasure from doing or saying the stupidest shit. When they discover it, it must be named derpamine
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I swear to god there must be a neurotransmitter that provides feelings of pleasure from doing or saying the stupidest shit. When they discover it, it must be named derpamine
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my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.
i miss her terribly.
i miss her terribly.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.
i miss her terribly.
i miss her terribly.
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At the risk of sounding like your dad: spend the extra money and buy the good snow brush for your car
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
At the risk of sounding like your dad: spend the extra money and buy the good snow brush for your car
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Ah another morning of headlines that make me want to go back to bed and cover my head with blankets and pillows
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Ah another morning of headlines that make me want to go back to bed and cover my head with blankets and pillows
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In a world where you can be anything, be the person who pretends not to see me in the grocery store
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
In a world where you can be anything, be the person who pretends not to see me in the grocery store
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I recently learned that *all* Aubuchon hardware stores have cats (not just mine!) and I think meeting all of the Aubuchon cats is my new career path.
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I recently learned that *all* Aubuchon hardware stores have cats (not just mine!) and I think meeting all of the Aubuchon cats is my new career path.
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I know I plan on thanking MY veteran tonight....
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November 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I know I plan on thanking MY veteran tonight....
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Cherubim In architecture:
Cherubs are associated with God's throne and manifest presence, seen as symbols of divine power and worship. And from this architect’s perspective, a chaotic placement lacking proportion.
Cherubs are associated with God's throne and manifest presence, seen as symbols of divine power and worship. And from this architect’s perspective, a chaotic placement lacking proportion.
Look at what this garish, classless, tasteless fool has done to the People’s House.
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Cherubim In architecture:
Cherubs are associated with God's throne and manifest presence, seen as symbols of divine power and worship. And from this architect’s perspective, a chaotic placement lacking proportion.
Cherubs are associated with God's throne and manifest presence, seen as symbols of divine power and worship. And from this architect’s perspective, a chaotic placement lacking proportion.
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My mind feels like I’m much younger but my body is like nope
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My mind feels like I’m much younger but my body is like nope
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Thank you to Veterans everywhere. We owe a lot to your willingness to serve our country and our Constitution. Your oath was a willingness to sacrifice, not for a person, but for every person. Thank you.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Thank you to Veterans everywhere. We owe a lot to your willingness to serve our country and our Constitution. Your oath was a willingness to sacrifice, not for a person, but for every person. Thank you.
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Whoever keeps saying "well it can't get any worse" knock that shit off. The universe is upping and we can't take much more.
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Whoever keeps saying "well it can't get any worse" knock that shit off. The universe is upping and we can't take much more.
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If you time and place it just right your last memory would be like a playground slide.
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If you time and place it just right your last memory would be like a playground slide.
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I bet it feels great. like soothing
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I bet it feels great. like soothing
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Some animals could drag you down too
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Some animals could drag you down too
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always point and laugh if i’m ever rolling down a hill imho
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
always point and laugh if i’m ever rolling down a hill imho
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At some point you'd start to bloat and that might make you roll down the hill. All bloated. Not sure how that might work out. Probably not great, but wtf, you're dead. Just point and laugh.
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
At some point you'd start to bloat and that might make you roll down the hill. All bloated. Not sure how that might work out. Probably not great, but wtf, you're dead. Just point and laugh.
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imagine actually dying on the hill though
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
imagine actually dying on the hill though
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Peter Gabriel did not adequately perform his function as a sledgehammer for me.
I brought sugar to pour on Def Lepard but the wrong leopard showed up and it ate my face.
Still have sugar to pour, tho.
Still have sugar to pour, tho.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Peter Gabriel did not adequately perform his function as a sledgehammer for me.
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The Designated Gerbil
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The Designated Gerbil
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I ate all the candy so I hope these kids like cat treats
October 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I ate all the candy so I hope these kids like cat treats
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I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.