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The angriest word in the English language is "representative" spoken to an automated phone menu.
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Happy Thanksgiving, @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social , and all my other U.S. family and friends.

Please hold on to the good, and try to forget the bad for a few hours. Like the irksome Del Griffith, we know the best of you have good hearts.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Every day can be Thanksgiving if you mash potato hard enough.
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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No way to massage this one from a PR perspective
NEWS: The New Orleans Saints have invited former Baltimore Ravens kicker Justin Tucker in for a tryout, league sources have confirmed to The Athletic.

Tucker, who served a 10-game suspension stemming from violations of the NFL’s personal conduct policy, was officially available as of Nov. 11.
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Lol. Lmao.
NEW: Judge Currie finds that Lindsay Halligan was UNLAWFULLY APPOINTED and dismisses the James Comey and Letitia James indictments without prejudice. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Patrick Stewart as Scrooge. Acrylics on canvas. I used a lot of cadmium red in the mahogany woodwork.

#caricature #art
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Oh sure, I tell the kids the same thing every day but this guy is some kind of saint for saying it
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
What more can I say?
We top billin' it
Valiant without villainy,
Viciously foul victory,
Burn towns and villages,
Burning, looting and pillaging,
Murderers try to hurt us,
We curse them and all their children.
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed, stepped into their asshole slippers, had some jerk coffee
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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the son he always wanted
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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rfk jr getting ready to steal your girl with his sex poetry
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Who called them lampreys and not sucking seamen?
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?

MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes

TRUMP: surely they ate him

MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't

TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I hope the lampreys are okay. 🥺
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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So Your President Wants To Kill Everybody
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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In Raleigh...
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM