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Sharky 🦈
@sharky.bsky.social
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14-time Winner of the Internet.
Cat Dad.
Attorney.
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Snake Eyes (2nd version) and Timber art from the Hasbro GIJoe figure.
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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What more can I say?
We top billin' it
Valiant without villainy,
Viciously foul victory,
Burn towns and villages,
Burning, looting and pillaging,
Murderers try to hurt us,
We curse them and all their children.
Pope spitting bars on a mic
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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A panel from Empire Strikes Back showing Luke in his snow speeder, wearing his orange pilot suit and rebel alliance helmet saying, "That armor's too strong for blasters" over a second panel showing an orc from The Two Towers asking, "What about they're legs?"
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Who called them lampreys and not sucking seamen?
RFK, Jr. handling lampreys to let us all know he likes sucking seamen.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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This shirt is so comfy, y'all.
A Roxi original design shark shirt showing a shark poking its head out of the water, captioned "I'M DOING MY BEST." The shirt is dark blue with white lettering outlined in light blue. The shark is grey and white and adorable with his black eye and teef.
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Don't sleep on the deliciousness of the humble stuffing waffle, topped with mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce and gravy. 🤤
The humble stuffing waffle, topped with mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce and gravy. Also roasted carrots.
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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"She loved his eyes"

His eyes:
The malignant squidgy eyes of a psychopath who would dump a bear carcass on a bicycle path in the name of convenience.
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I'm not falling for that again.
A tree sits next to a Victorian-style porch. A sign on the tree reads FREE PINE CONES. There are many pinecones in the yard.
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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A Mamdani-style sign captioned Bigger Boats for Amity.
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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RFK, Jr. looking to exit a health emergency at a press conference with a thought bubble captioned, "VAXXED?"
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Harold Ramis as Egon Spengler with a word bubble at the bottom of the picture
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Watching the election results last night:
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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It's difficult to convey the size of the harvestman in this photo, so I added Mount Rushmore for scale.
A lorge harvestman clinging to wood siding above Mount Rushmore.
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Sleepytime blep.
Nacho the cat (white with grey on his face and a pink nose) sleeping with the tip of his tongue sticking out.
October 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Picture above with the pitch labeled "Jerry 'Happy Friday,'" the batter labeled "Bluesky," and the bat labeled "MFer said 'Friday.'"
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
A dolphin laughing at people trying to figure out who robbed the Louvre.
October 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Omg
October 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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War-torn Elizabeth City.
A unicorn, a woman riding a piñata and a shark.
October 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Small town NC checking in with a couple hundred people.
A person in an inflatable shark costume with a red bowtie and other protesters at a No Kings Rally.
October 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Sweating for freedom
Sweaty guy in an inflatable shark costume.
October 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Pawn Stars meme captioned: Best I can do is ban you for vocally calling out bigotry
October 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Drop some MASKS 👺👹
Splash cover for the M.A.S.K. cartoon featuring several characters wearing masks.
October 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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He is heart-shaped! 😭
Same picture as above but with a pink heart drawn around his sleepy form.
October 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Best I can do is my social security cat.
Nacho, a black, white and grey cat, lounging in his cat bed with one hind leg sticking out.
October 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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This photo breaks my heart.
Baker Mayfield and Sam Darnold as Carolina Panthers teammates.
October 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM