AkivaMCohen
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Orthodox Jewish father of 5; Litigation Disaster Tour Guide; Jets Fan. Fighting the widening gyre.
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DHS and a Canadian neo-Nazi group.
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
DHS and a Canadian neo-Nazi group.
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There is no Jew worse than the Jew who desperately wants to be accepted by the white goyim
Some of the most grinding, daily antisemitism I experienced growing up in the Midwest was lead by a fellow Jewish kid that I now see as trying to create a space between himself and the other Jewish kids at school in the eyes of our peers
I think the “kidding aside” part of this thread is on point.
I think the “kidding aside” part of this thread is on point.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
There is no Jew worse than the Jew who desperately wants to be accepted by the white goyim
Does your pumpkin pie taste too much like pumpkin pie for you? Try this one neat trick (eating a different pie)
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Does your pumpkin pie taste too much like pumpkin pie for you? Try this one neat trick (eating a different pie)
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To people saying “just following orders, huh?”: there are lawful orders and unlawful orders. Unlawful orders must be disobeyed. Lawful orders - however misguided or unwise - must be obeyed, or else the military becomes a law unto itself. Pay attention to the difference.
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
To people saying “just following orders, huh?”: there are lawful orders and unlawful orders. Unlawful orders must be disobeyed. Lawful orders - however misguided or unwise - must be obeyed, or else the military becomes a law unto itself. Pay attention to the difference.
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Let's not confuse the people giving the stupid orders with the people who have to deal with following them, who are often good and decent people.
Apparently she offered to cover other people's shifts so they could go home to their families for the holiday.
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Two National Guard members were tasked with serving the nation. One is dead as the other fights for his life after shooting | CNN
On a day when many families gather across the country to give thanks, a National Guard member’s family is mourning her death after an ambush-style shooting in Washington, DC, as her colleague fights f...
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November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Let's not confuse the people giving the stupid orders with the people who have to deal with following them, who are often good and decent people.
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Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle back to Maine
An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 miles.
wgme.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
"And their descendants"
The crisis isn’t refugees. It’s not that one person committed one tragic crime and killed one other person. The crisis isn’t that America’s 250-year old history of hosting immigrants turned out to be a mistake.
The crisis is that STEPHEN MILLER, a hateful little maggot, controls the government.
The crisis is that STEPHEN MILLER, a hateful little maggot, controls the government.
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"And their descendants"
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OK let’s see if I can make this work without cancelling myself. Ahem.
I am an independent Jew trying to make it in media conglomeracy without having been included in the secret cabal. Any financial support you can give would really make, uh, my horns... glow?? I guess?
Discount code: NTDAY
I am an independent Jew trying to make it in media conglomeracy without having been included in the secret cabal. Any financial support you can give would really make, uh, my horns... glow?? I guess?
Discount code: NTDAY
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November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
OK let’s see if I can make this work without cancelling myself. Ahem.
I am an independent Jew trying to make it in media conglomeracy without having been included in the secret cabal. Any financial support you can give would really make, uh, my horns... glow?? I guess?
Discount code: NTDAY
I am an independent Jew trying to make it in media conglomeracy without having been included in the secret cabal. Any financial support you can give would really make, uh, my horns... glow?? I guess?
Discount code: NTDAY
Now that Thanksgiving is over, we can all focus on the more important things, like acknowledging that Die Hard is a Christmas movie
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Now that Thanksgiving is over, we can all focus on the more important things, like acknowledging that Die Hard is a Christmas movie
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I made a bot that will post "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation," clip by clip, between now and Christmas Eve. That's 12–13 clips daily, 24/7, just so you know what you'd be getting into. (Clips will auto-delete a few days after being posted.) It starts now.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I made a bot that will post "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation," clip by clip, between now and Christmas Eve. That's 12–13 clips daily, 24/7, just so you know what you'd be getting into. (Clips will auto-delete a few days after being posted.) It starts now.
Tag yourself. I'm factor fexcectorn
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Tag yourself. I'm factor fexcectorn
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The "reporter" lady fucking sources and running catch and kill ops is a huge part of the issue with journalism but so is the corrupt sack of shit ex who knew about all this and said nothing till he felt personally betrayed and is now tossing out tidbits in planned instalments to have you pay him
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The "reporter" lady fucking sources and running catch and kill ops is a huge part of the issue with journalism but so is the corrupt sack of shit ex who knew about all this and said nothing till he felt personally betrayed and is now tossing out tidbits in planned instalments to have you pay him
This makes perfect sense. After all, if one person from a group does something wrong, that ought to make you wary of the entire group. Only reasonable, not at all racist
So now they’re going to be doing individualized re-review of tens of thousands of Afghan evacuees’ cases on TOP of the re-review of 200,000+ refugees who entered under Biden?
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
This makes perfect sense. After all, if one person from a group does something wrong, that ought to make you wary of the entire group. Only reasonable, not at all racist
National. Treasure.
Michael W. Twitty's cookbook celebrates the South’s complicated heritage : NPR share.google/oxz299PgIBA7...
A celebration of the South's rich — and messy — heritage, delivered on a plate
In a new cookbook, culinary historian Michael W. Twitty pays homage to the rich tapestry of cultures that have shaped Southern cuisine — and keeps a gimlet eye on the region's complicated history.
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November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
National. Treasure.
Awwww uwu look at the wittle guy
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Awwww uwu look at the wittle guy
"We have a first amendment right to coordinate our market activity" is not going to be a viable claim, guys
BREAKING: RealPage is suing New York, challenging a new state law that bans landlords from using algorithms to set rents.
RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"We have a first amendment right to coordinate our market activity" is not going to be a viable claim, guys
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OK - pie discourse - best pie story:
In 2016, we were living in Andover, in the UK. My wife was assigned as an exchange officer at the Army Air Corps base at Middle Wallop (yes, really).*
The US Army has a tradition: senior leaders, in dress uniform, serve junior troops Thanksgiving dinner.
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In 2016, we were living in Andover, in the UK. My wife was assigned as an exchange officer at the Army Air Corps base at Middle Wallop (yes, really).*
The US Army has a tradition: senior leaders, in dress uniform, serve junior troops Thanksgiving dinner.
/1
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
OK - pie discourse - best pie story:
In 2016, we were living in Andover, in the UK. My wife was assigned as an exchange officer at the Army Air Corps base at Middle Wallop (yes, really).*
The US Army has a tradition: senior leaders, in dress uniform, serve junior troops Thanksgiving dinner.
/1
In 2016, we were living in Andover, in the UK. My wife was assigned as an exchange officer at the Army Air Corps base at Middle Wallop (yes, really).*
The US Army has a tradition: senior leaders, in dress uniform, serve junior troops Thanksgiving dinner.
/1
Literally bullshit, as there are laws on the books that get used when racism is used as an excuse in a crime.
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm certain that this is an exploration of the sheer beauty of the rabbinic tradition and the brilliance of its expositive method, rather than antisemitic nonsense. Gonna go read it to confirm
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'm certain that this is an exploration of the sheer beauty of the rabbinic tradition and the brilliance of its expositive method, rather than antisemitic nonsense. Gonna go read it to confirm
Yeah, thinking like this at all (what Max is describing, not Max) is insanity
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Yeah, thinking like this at all (what Max is describing, not Max) is insanity
Shit
Breaking News: A member of the National Guard was shot near the White House, according to a law enforcement official. nyti.ms/4oXWsh3
D.C. Shooting Live Updates: National Guard Member Shot Near White House
Dozens of emergency responders and police vehicles were amassed at the scene of the shooting, an area of downtown Washington where troops have been patrolling for months.
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November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Shit
I need people to stop pretending that the protest at Park East Synagogue was about "settlements"
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I need people to stop pretending that the protest at Park East Synagogue was about "settlements"
My family recently started drinking Walmart brand generic sodas, because they're $1 a bottle and we can't justify paying $2-3 a bottle for Coke or Pepsi. And the Walmart sodas aren't bad.
But they're definitely not as good and when the brands go on sale at $1.25 a bottle we load up
But they're definitely not as good and when the brands go on sale at $1.25 a bottle we load up
Hassett: "On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact Walmart said the Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper by about $10. Then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted generic stuff,' as if having a generic something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how out of touch these people are."
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My family recently started drinking Walmart brand generic sodas, because they're $1 a bottle and we can't justify paying $2-3 a bottle for Coke or Pepsi. And the Walmart sodas aren't bad.
But they're definitely not as good and when the brands go on sale at $1.25 a bottle we load up
But they're definitely not as good and when the brands go on sale at $1.25 a bottle we load up
He's not wrong but the word is "treasonweasel"
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
He's not wrong but the word is "treasonweasel"