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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults

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i am unIMPortant master of s-plarp: spooky permanent live action role play 🔞Adults Only The draculas have taken the Capitol. How will you stop them? Him/He Degenerate Asexual patreon.com/TheWhatnaut 🔞 poorly labeled parody account

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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 17d

In 1938, addressing the public after co-signing the Munich Agreement, which allowed Nazi annexation of Czechoslovakia’s Sudetenland, British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain proclaimed, “I believe it is peace for our time.”

#resist
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Today in History: September 30, Berlin Airlift concludes

1938: Chamberlain proclaims "peace for our time" 1939: First televised football game 1955: James Dean killed in car accident

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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 1h

Oh, yeah, I have to learn how to talk with people instead of at them.

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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 22h

Black ppl been telling you

Black ppl been right

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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 1h

You see how the youth is dressing and acting nowadays?

No rules, you still punk af.

Especially in vt

unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 21h

Also that's how all of my sexual encounters are like: angry, awkward, and no contact.

#Exquisite

unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 23h

Lord help us all. Almost no sleep for days. Driver needs to get shit together to get his license reinstated.

Everybody saying "That part, right there" as a statement of undeniable finality and a

#allegeduniverse
#brainDamage
#K'zooMegaDungeon

#plarp

unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 23h

Apparently people still do door to door trick or treating. Bodyguard is going to do a costume pirate with a peg leg. Not my idea, somehow.

Anyway, it's going to suck not having all that leftover candy to eat, but it'll be cool to see the custom costumes of i.p. I won't recognize.

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine the first guy who figured that out. “What if I put gasoline in here” and then the car just worked. Amazing. They must have made a fortune

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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 23h

Also now I can't antagonize the powers that be because these guys have pasts.

The onus is on me to keep my bodyguard from going berserk.

Which is either the best or the worst kind of bodyguard.

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 1d

I regret to inform you that the “emotional labor” brigade is now coming for consensual marital sex

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/sex-with-y...

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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 23h

Liquid gas?

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1d

One thing science does know is they sure like to drink gas

Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1d

Cars are fascinating machines especially because nobody is certain as to what makes them work

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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 1d

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD
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Investigation of:
LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN
IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN
ON JUNE 18, 2023
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Accident No.:
*********** * * * * * *
Interview of:
Co-designer/Pilot
Deepsea Challenger
DCA23FM036
via Microsoft Teams
Friday,
July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF
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BY LCDR
11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible
12 operations?
13
A.
Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic.
When I
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set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did
15
was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible
16
program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named
17|
Professor
I. I did that through a mutual friend
18
of ours, a guy named
, who is one of the preeminent
underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a
20
submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the
21
Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was
22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 1d

So now that additional questions have arisen regarding the alleged landlord and his bona fides, here is what I hope is an aesthetically pleasing pic of some moss that is keeping one of my windows from closing.

A mold oross thingy in the window track. Also some dead leaves and other decay.

It is very very normal for cis hetero men to be concerned with aesthetics. My bros always be like, "check out them aesthetic gazongas, whydoncha?"

Crispy Rat
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I am high and traumatized and dude got paperwork for my emotional support animal so he knows he was renting to an emotionally disabled and physically impaired combat veteran.

I trusted him because he looked like a shorter version of my taller brother.

Go ask Alice why everyone out here so short.

Horny. Exhausted. I can fix both of those in a 30 minute bout of five vs one
🖖🆚🍆

unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 1d

Been trying to make this work with three people this past year, my new crew gonna give me the hookup.

#allegedUnivers#faction
#Mike+the mechanics
#workingGangName

#plarp

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Wallace Polsom @wallacepolsom.bsky.social · 2d

Frederick Richardson (1862-1937), “The Picnic in the Wildwoods,” illustration published in The Chicago Daily News, May 20, 1899.

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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 1d

The wiki page about the accountant known simply as Accountant featuring an image of Accountant.

People tell me that I am annoying.

unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 1d

More like "fungled."
Amirite?

#amirite?
#no

unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 1d

It's called "tinder" because there's no moisture there.

#AllegedVirtualAppiverse
#Encounter
#MisterWhosonfire

#plarp

A fairy but blameless horror emoji emerges from a side passage of the #B'skyMegaDungeon.

It's a shruggy guy with its head on fire.

unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 1d

Alt text : selfie in the smoke pit. I need a shave and a new neck and would prefer to be younger

The smoke pit is drafty unfinished dry wall and exposed nails. Somehow I survived this to toke again.

unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 1d

420

Genuine forgiveness and love, but also I have two bodyguards and a suitcase.

#hashtag

unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 1d

My bodyguard's friend sold me a suitcase for $10.00. I guess also Ill let him use my shower and sleep on the floor.

💸

#plarp

unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 1d

I need an a.i. that will automatically reply guy the best Back To School gif.

[Palpatine Do it.gif]

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nadira rodin @nadirarod.institute · 1d

should i go back to school? im certain that strangers on bluesky can help me to answer this question

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unIMPortant, DM of Alleged Reality🔞parody for sad strange adults @tonybologny.bsky.social · 1d

"We just grow sorghum here."

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

People logging back into Bluesky for the first time in a year

Homer crawling through the Supplicant door