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Wizard of Congress 🔞 parody 4 sad strange adults
@tonybologny.bsky.social
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I'm a reluctant Magician lost in time & have pledged myself to defeat the draculas that are in charge.

Or if you're intl gimme a visa and a ticket outta here We're done-zo.

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I thought Matt Gaetz' adopted son Nestor was an outlier, but I guess it's normal for #patriots to adopt grown men.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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And the first impeachment failed because Dershowitz said "We can't look into the heart of the POTUS and know for certain what a traitorous shitheel has been admitted to office."

Great fucking job, usa.
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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And here is on the Patronage site:
It stings | Tony Dowler
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November 22, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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tonybologny.bsky.social
#69Achievement x 2

@dennisbhooper.bsky.social
#SyAbelman
Dennis B Hooper's post of Time's Person of the year, probably altered, it reads WIFE and there's a pic of the actor who plays Sy Ableman and the text "Sy Abelman" so you can tell who the character is. And I 69ed it! nice!
September 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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#69Achievement
@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social

#69Godzilla
#nice!
A screen cap of an image and here is the alt text of the original image shared by @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social "A two panel comic. On the left a cartoon image in anime style of a young girl with long dark hair and tears streaming down her face as she cries out: "Babe please stop, you're not an unstoppable walking nuclear bomb!" On the right, a massive anthropomorphic lizard/dinosaur creature with mouth open in a scream: "SCRROQWWEEEEAAAAACHHHH" (It's Godzilla.)"* *But on the screenshot of the image I put a red heart outline around the #69 uplike. Affixed to Godzilla's screech is a red asterisk that refers to "*NICE!"
August 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Babe!
a man is sitting in a red sports car with the words babe babe babe no babe
ALT: a man is sitting in a red sports car with the words babe babe babe no babe
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November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM