Wizard of Congress 🔞 parody 4 sad strange adults
@tonybologny.bsky.social
I'm a reluctant Magician lost in time & have pledged myself to defeat the draculas that are in charge.
Or if you're intl gimme a visa and a ticket outta here We're done-zo.
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patreon.com/TheWhatnaut
poorly labeled parody account
#SomeCap
Or if you're intl gimme a visa and a ticket outta here We're done-zo.
🔞Adults Only
patreon.com/TheWhatnaut
poorly labeled parody account
#SomeCap
"The first time they spoke, in 2019, Trump tried to pressure the then newly minted Ukrainian leader to dig up dirt on Joe Biden ahead of the 2020 election. That phone call sparked Trump’s first impeachment."
Right, the nominal president of usa sought a declaration of an investigation into Biden.
Right, the nominal president of usa sought a declaration of an investigation into Biden.
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"The first time they spoke, in 2019, Trump tried to pressure the then newly minted Ukrainian leader to dig up dirt on Joe Biden ahead of the 2020 election. That phone call sparked Trump’s first impeachment."
Right, the nominal president of usa sought a declaration of an investigation into Biden.
Right, the nominal president of usa sought a declaration of an investigation into Biden.
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Alleged sex worker Pete Hegseth, I meant.
Alleged sex worker Pete Hegseth, I meant.
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Alleged sex worker Pete Hegseth, I meant.
Alleged sex worker Pete Hegseth, I meant.
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The landlord sent his hired man to treat the bedbugs with $20 of spray I had purchased myself.
This guy, not a licensed exterminator, disposed of his clothing in the property's recycling bin. Now the trash is backed up since the new tenants have no sense of trash.
#bedbugpride
#Kalamazoo
This guy, not a licensed exterminator, disposed of his clothing in the property's recycling bin. Now the trash is backed up since the new tenants have no sense of trash.
#bedbugpride
#Kalamazoo
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The landlord sent his hired man to treat the bedbugs with $20 of spray I had purchased myself.
This guy, not a licensed exterminator, disposed of his clothing in the property's recycling bin. Now the trash is backed up since the new tenants have no sense of trash.
#bedbugpride
#Kalamazoo
This guy, not a licensed exterminator, disposed of his clothing in the property's recycling bin. Now the trash is backed up since the new tenants have no sense of trash.
#bedbugpride
#Kalamazoo
Quote post your bsky energy
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Quote post your bsky energy
Biden had the responsibility to do this and, oops! Controlled opposition!
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Biden had the responsibility to do this and, oops! Controlled opposition!
Lonely singles app and #bedbugpride and limbic system collapse have brought my exhibitionism back from the dead.
Post-Ejaculate Soak
Post-Ejaculate Soak
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Lonely singles app and #bedbugpride and limbic system collapse have brought my exhibitionism back from the dead.
Post-Ejaculate Soak
Post-Ejaculate Soak
I'm at 132 Reed in Kalamazoo, you fascist fuuckasses.
Unarmed.
Unarmed.
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I'm at 132 Reed in Kalamazoo, you fascist fuuckasses.
Unarmed.
Unarmed.
Biden and Thomas are Friends
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Biden and Thomas are Friends
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Chaos! Savagery!
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Chaos! Savagery!
These dating apps are interacting with my magicks in unpleasant ways.
#bloodsuckers
#draculacracy
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
#bloodsuckers
#draculacracy
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
These dating apps are interacting with my magicks in unpleasant ways.
#bloodsuckers
#draculacracy
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
#bloodsuckers
#draculacracy
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
Ok! I don't know what this thing is but I keep trying to do it!
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Ok! I don't know what this thing is but I keep trying to do it!
I did this. I got robbed
Or I made some impromptu gifts to the under served. It's fine.
Or I made some impromptu gifts to the under served. It's fine.
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I did this. I got robbed
Or I made some impromptu gifts to the under served. It's fine.
Or I made some impromptu gifts to the under served. It's fine.
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Catfished!
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Catfished!
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Post your favorite Start Wreck character.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Post your favorite Start Wreck character.
Antediluvian crafts with yarn and glue.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Antediluvian crafts with yarn and glue.
I dunno, if we were friends it seems like you could tell me why you decided to block me.
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I dunno, if we were friends it seems like you could tell me why you decided to block me.
Neighbors! They put this show on almost nightly! I think there's sexual tension.
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Neighbors! They put this show on almost nightly! I think there's sexual tension.
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
#bedbugpride
#kalamazoo
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This is what passes for, what, a $10 burrito in Kalamazoo. Note the inferior amount of steak.
It was good, tho.
It was good, tho.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This is what passes for, what, a $10 burrito in Kalamazoo. Note the inferior amount of steak.
It was good, tho.
It was good, tho.
More punk af than ever, yes fuuckasses!!!
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
More punk af than ever, yes fuuckasses!!!