Wizard of Congress 🔞 parody 4 sad strange adults
@tonybologny.bsky.social
I'm a reluctant Magician lost in time & have pledged myself to defeat the draculas that are in charge.
Or if you're intl gimme a visa and a ticket outta here We're done-zo.
🔞Adults Only
patreon.com/TheWhatnaut
poorly labeled parody account
#SomeCap
Or if you're intl gimme a visa and a ticket outta here We're done-zo.
🔞Adults Only
patreon.com/TheWhatnaut
poorly labeled parody account
#SomeCap
Pinned
The landlord sent his hired man to treat the bedbugs with $20 of spray I had purchased myself.
This guy, not a licensed exterminator, disposed of his clothing in the property's recycling bin. Now the trash is backed up since the new tenants have no sense of trash.
#bedbugpride
#Kalamazoo
This guy, not a licensed exterminator, disposed of his clothing in the property's recycling bin. Now the trash is backed up since the new tenants have no sense of trash.
#bedbugpride
#Kalamazoo
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September 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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This is a wet ass sandwich. In Colorado it's called a Slopper.
Eat the Slopper, you tourists!
Eat the Slopper, you tourists!
This is a dry ass sandwich. Call the Mayo Clinic
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This is a wet ass sandwich. In Colorado it's called a Slopper.
Eat the Slopper, you tourists!
Eat the Slopper, you tourists!
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This is a dry ass sandwich. Call the Mayo Clinic
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This is a dry ass sandwich. Call the Mayo Clinic
Fucking hell.
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Asking the sex worker on SC if they're Pete Hegseth.
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Asking the sex worker on SC if they're Pete Hegseth.
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For my latest, the lead story about is the Video Game Publishing Agreement Template Kit penned by attorney Daphne Benford-Smith and game developer Neil "Aerial_Knight" Jones.
I also chat with Junae Benne, about how the upcoming BIPOC Virtual Job Fair was created.
I also chat with Junae Benne, about how the upcoming BIPOC Virtual Job Fair was created.
The 411 – November 20, 2024
Attorney Daphne Benford-Smith and Aerial_Knight pen the Video Game Publishing Agreement Template Kit
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November 21, 2024 at 2:00 PM
For my latest, the lead story about is the Video Game Publishing Agreement Template Kit penned by attorney Daphne Benford-Smith and game developer Neil "Aerial_Knight" Jones.
I also chat with Junae Benne, about how the upcoming BIPOC Virtual Job Fair was created.
I also chat with Junae Benne, about how the upcoming BIPOC Virtual Job Fair was created.
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gimme some money and i'll bake you a blobcat
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November 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
gimme some money and i'll bake you a blobcat
ko-fi.com/c/2064c2b0cc
ko-fi.com/c/2064c2b0cc
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Wanna get high and forget about serious things for a while?
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Wanna get high and forget about serious things for a while?
"White Rachel Dolezal."
Ezra Klein is Grifting, Brawls at Pride, & Crashouts at the Cookout | WNWY #21 w/ Sheria Mattis
YouTube video by What's News With You? Josh Johnson & Ashley Gavin
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November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"White Rachel Dolezal."
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to my domestic industrial engineers out there!
When you design your next trash can, could you please add a few more creases, nooks, holes, and crannies!
that way, when I turn it upside down, spray with hose, and use my vacuum on it, there will ALWAYS be just a little crumb & detritus left
thanks😉
When you design your next trash can, could you please add a few more creases, nooks, holes, and crannies!
that way, when I turn it upside down, spray with hose, and use my vacuum on it, there will ALWAYS be just a little crumb & detritus left
thanks😉
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
to my domestic industrial engineers out there!
When you design your next trash can, could you please add a few more creases, nooks, holes, and crannies!
that way, when I turn it upside down, spray with hose, and use my vacuum on it, there will ALWAYS be just a little crumb & detritus left
thanks😉
When you design your next trash can, could you please add a few more creases, nooks, holes, and crannies!
that way, when I turn it upside down, spray with hose, and use my vacuum on it, there will ALWAYS be just a little crumb & detritus left
thanks😉
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@runswindows95.bsky.social i saw your winky
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
@runswindows95.bsky.social i saw your winky
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[Meeting with client paying me $500/hour as an online reputation consultant]
Me (after going through his phone for 119 minutes): Stop posting.
Me (after going through his phone for 119 minutes): Stop posting.
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
[Meeting with client paying me $500/hour as an online reputation consultant]
Me (after going through his phone for 119 minutes): Stop posting.
Me (after going through his phone for 119 minutes): Stop posting.
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Watching the AP feed, just realizing they aren’t doing the press gaggle on the beach in front of the WH anymore because that angle would show the rubble of the East Wing. jfc
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Watching the AP feed, just realizing they aren’t doing the press gaggle on the beach in front of the WH anymore because that angle would show the rubble of the East Wing. jfc
You cannot work under this man. You *should* *not* give him any veneer of authority. Walk!
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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another fine mess you’ve gotten us into, Stan
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
another fine mess you’ve gotten us into, Stan
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I cook as a hobby and have a metric boatload of recipes, found and invented, scattered across my kitchen/browser/bookmarks and I want to hire a bookbinder to create for me a recipe book I can stuff it all into.
Also I want to be able to refer to it like a wizard consulting a grimoire when I cook.
Also I want to be able to refer to it like a wizard consulting a grimoire when I cook.
December 4, 2024 at 7:15 PM
I cook as a hobby and have a metric boatload of recipes, found and invented, scattered across my kitchen/browser/bookmarks and I want to hire a bookbinder to create for me a recipe book I can stuff it all into.
Also I want to be able to refer to it like a wizard consulting a grimoire when I cook.
Also I want to be able to refer to it like a wizard consulting a grimoire when I cook.
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Come therefore, let’s about it speedily.
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Come therefore, let’s about it speedily.
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Family lunch 😊
Hordes of Monsters (4 maps for 50 cents on our store)
Hordes of Monsters (4 maps for 50 cents on our store)
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Family lunch 😊
Hordes of Monsters (4 maps for 50 cents on our store)
Hordes of Monsters (4 maps for 50 cents on our store)
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Have been ill this week but will add more new drawings to my website very soon to keep things bubbling along, in the meantime these are all available if you like my stuff, and you might.
www.chloecumming.com
www.chloecumming.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Have been ill this week but will add more new drawings to my website very soon to keep things bubbling along, in the meantime these are all available if you like my stuff, and you might.
www.chloecumming.com
www.chloecumming.com
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You cannot work under this man. You *should* *not* give him any veneer of authority. Walk!
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
You cannot work under this man. You *should* *not* give him any veneer of authority. Walk!
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Glacé cherries* aren’t just for Christmas, they’re also for rum & Kahlua. The oracle [me] has spoken. I will not be accepting opinions or arguments. I’m considering garlic, little ones.
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Glacé cherries* aren’t just for Christmas, they’re also for rum & Kahlua. The oracle [me] has spoken. I will not be accepting opinions or arguments. I’m considering garlic, little ones.
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my biggest accomplishments this past month are that i’ve gotten my panic episodes under ten minutes and i can say no to chocolate novelty dicks
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
my biggest accomplishments this past month are that i’ve gotten my panic episodes under ten minutes and i can say no to chocolate novelty dicks