Beccas can't be choosers
@beccanical.bsky.social
Australian trans woman, useless bisexual, leftist, shitposter, publicly a poet, secretly hot
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being a poet sucks
now when i encounter a moment of such transcendant beauty that every nervous impulse of my body is soothed to quiet awe i can't say "they should have sent a poet", i have to say "they should have sent a poet who's actually good"
now when i encounter a moment of such transcendant beauty that every nervous impulse of my body is soothed to quiet awe i can't say "they should have sent a poet", i have to say "they should have sent a poet who's actually good"
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The No. 1 thing you can do in a city, for your neighbors, is lay on your car's horn for 6-8 seconds
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The No. 1 thing you can do in a city, for your neighbors, is lay on your car's horn for 6-8 seconds
"avepenetrativesexwithher"? i 'ardly even know er!
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"avepenetrativesexwithher"? i 'ardly even know er!
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son it is time for cruelty
(rerun)
(rerun)
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
son it is time for cruelty
(rerun)
(rerun)
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autistic girl in the recording booth inventing new noises for people to be annoyed by
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
autistic girl in the recording booth inventing new noises for people to be annoyed by
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can't wait for everything about this current régime to undergo damnatio memoriae, from the ballroom to truth social, from each and every executive order to memo, to every statue and coin and law signed, with the party apparatus eradicated from sea to shining fucking sea
Trump claims “any document” signed by Joe Biden is “hereby terminated.”
He calls out executive orders later but obviously “any document” would be much broader and include legislation.
(He can’t legally do that but, as always, we get to watch how far he can push this without repercussions)
He calls out executive orders later but obviously “any document” would be much broader and include legislation.
(He can’t legally do that but, as always, we get to watch how far he can push this without repercussions)
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
can't wait for everything about this current régime to undergo damnatio memoriae, from the ballroom to truth social, from each and every executive order to memo, to every statue and coin and law signed, with the party apparatus eradicated from sea to shining fucking sea
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Careful. All fans know the right order is the machete order:
1. A Tale of Three Cities: Triple Trouble
2. A Tale of Two Cities
3. Tales 4 Cities
4. A Tale of One City: Origins
5. The City and The City by China Mieville
6. Cities
1. A Tale of Three Cities: Triple Trouble
2. A Tale of Two Cities
3. Tales 4 Cities
4. A Tale of One City: Origins
5. The City and The City by China Mieville
6. Cities
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Careful. All fans know the right order is the machete order:
1. A Tale of Three Cities: Triple Trouble
2. A Tale of Two Cities
3. Tales 4 Cities
4. A Tale of One City: Origins
5. The City and The City by China Mieville
6. Cities
1. A Tale of Three Cities: Triple Trouble
2. A Tale of Two Cities
3. Tales 4 Cities
4. A Tale of One City: Origins
5. The City and The City by China Mieville
6. Cities
is there any point to reading A Tale of Two Cities if i never got around to reading A Tale of One City: Origins?
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
is there any point to reading A Tale of Two Cities if i never got around to reading A Tale of One City: Origins?
a catgirl named Lily is the equivalent of a humangirl named Nightshade
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
a catgirl named Lily is the equivalent of a humangirl named Nightshade
the problem with preaching from a soapbox is that it tends to go flying out from under you, leaving you in a sudsy heap
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
the problem with preaching from a soapbox is that it tends to go flying out from under you, leaving you in a sudsy heap
it has been many years since the world has seen such a density of hitlers
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
it has been many years since the world has seen such a density of hitlers
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I am cat and dog and platypus*
*doesn't like to be perceived
*doesn't like to be perceived
cats have ADHD (love parallel play) and dogs have autism (love freaking out at Sensations)
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I am cat and dog and platypus*
*doesn't like to be perceived
*doesn't like to be perceived
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cats have ADHD (love parallel play) and dogs have autism (love freaking out at Sensations)
June 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
cats have ADHD (love parallel play) and dogs have autism (love freaking out at Sensations)
idk if this is a neurodivergence thing but i often make the face of the emoji i'm looking through the list for, as if my eyes will find it faster with the feedback from my frown
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
idk if this is a neurodivergence thing but i often make the face of the emoji i'm looking through the list for, as if my eyes will find it faster with the feedback from my frown
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my mother, if she posted:
every post i have ever made is 100% true. i have never heard of a joke
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
my mother, if she posted:
just learned about jokes. what the fuck, you've been lying to me all this time?? i hope your precious "for comedic effect" was worth it
every post i have ever made is 100% true. i have never heard of a joke
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
just learned about jokes. what the fuck, you've been lying to me all this time?? i hope your precious "for comedic effect" was worth it
"venn diagram" implies the existence of "vatt diagram", "vyy diagram", & "verre diagram". and, fuckin... "hau diagram"? idk i'm over this, shut up about it already
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
"venn diagram" implies the existence of "vatt diagram", "vyy diagram", & "verre diagram". and, fuckin... "hau diagram"? idk i'm over this, shut up about it already
okay, it's sleep time for me. g'night folks! please post all your best jokes before i wake up so i don't get distracted by reading them tomorrow, i've got things to do
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
okay, it's sleep time for me. g'night folks! please post all your best jokes before i wake up so i don't get distracted by reading them tomorrow, i've got things to do
"home is where the heart is" *nodding tearfully* under my floorboards
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"home is where the heart is" *nodding tearfully* under my floorboards
riverdale is a show about a small town with 2 highschools; 2+ each of cults, gangs, & serial killers; hundreds of murders; and 1 place that sells burgers & shakes, which is also the spiritual heart of the town and possibly the entire country (?)
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
riverdale is a show about a small town with 2 highschools; 2+ each of cults, gangs, & serial killers; hundreds of murders; and 1 place that sells burgers & shakes, which is also the spiritual heart of the town and possibly the entire country (?)
you can't even jerk it lengthwise these days, you have to wring it like a wet towel. but that's life for you
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
you can't even jerk it lengthwise these days, you have to wring it like a wet towel. but that's life for you
*talking to straight couple* so, which one of you is the lesbian and which is the other lesbian?
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
*talking to straight couple* so, which one of you is the lesbian and which is the other lesbian?
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automatic captions on british shows are so funny
"get back or my men will shoot!" becomes "get back or my mental shoes!"
definitely no biases in this impartial technology!
"get back or my men will shoot!" becomes "get back or my mental shoes!"
definitely no biases in this impartial technology!
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
automatic captions on british shows are so funny
"get back or my men will shoot!" becomes "get back or my mental shoes!"
definitely no biases in this impartial technology!
"get back or my men will shoot!" becomes "get back or my mental shoes!"
definitely no biases in this impartial technology!
there may not be anyone else in the world who finds my "adam jensen deus ex saying uncharacteristic things" bit funny, but i will never stop
*adam jensen voice* uh-oh, spaggheti-o's
*adam jensen voice* uh-oh, spaggheti-o's
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
there may not be anyone else in the world who finds my "adam jensen deus ex saying uncharacteristic things" bit funny, but i will never stop
*adam jensen voice* uh-oh, spaggheti-o's
*adam jensen voice* uh-oh, spaggheti-o's