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Muffin Top Momma 🍪
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Yes. It's me, again. Mother to 3 - friend to all And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site. New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst. *Now on Substack*
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When you don't belong anywhere

You can literally go everywhere
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IS YOUR MARRIAGE SAFE?👇

🌈✨🌈✨🌈✨🌈✨🌈✨🌈✨🌈
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blink twice if you’re here bc your cat is holding you hostage
I hate time changes

The cows don't care if it's 5 or 6

They're hungry and want to be milked
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Everyday I check the news goes like…
That’s fucked.
Fucked.
Fucked.
Fucked.
Fuck, that’s enough of that.
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🌊💙 ☮️ #PamelasSpreadTheWord that the Republican conservative extreme rich are predators, vampires, killing the planet and all life on it.

Treat 'em accordingly.

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If nothing else, all the recent scrutiny heaped upon SNAP, Medicaid, and the ACA has revealed just how little the Republicans attempting to decimate these programs actually *know* about them.
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Pennsylvania has an important Supreme Court race coming up on Tuesday, November 4. If you live in the Keystone State, or know someone who does, vote YES to retain three justices who will protect your fundamental rights and freedoms.
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Mamma, don't let yer babies grow up to be Republican.
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Heralding in Trans Awareness Month across timezones.
I'd like to kick off Trans Awareness Month with 32 stories of Trans People Taking On The World, by mainly trans authors

Your heroes may tackle; love, friendship, magic &war, self discovery, trauma & healing, demons (literal or metaphorical 😉) & or the world itself!

🌈📚💙💕📚🪐📚♿ itch.io/b/3352/trans...
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Fairies vs Vampires sapphic forest rave lfg happy samhain
That kid is going to rule the world, one day

No doubt
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Someone hacked all the roadwork signs in our city last night.

Best halloween ever
Adorable
It's scary how cute Park Slope was tonight.

Happy Halloween, NYC.
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During tonight’s Trick-or-Treating, our 3-year-old got more and more excited.

“More houses! More candy!”

Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim):

“Can I eat the moon!?”

Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.
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15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
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