Jaime Noir Christley
@rohmersimpson.bsky.social
probably gonna get something to eat
Pinned
it's almost that time of the year
gotta focus. gotta get in Carol mode
gotta focus. gotta get in Carol mode
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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Get a grip people
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Get a grip people
domino meme
USAID dissolved
domino domino domino
CIA asset shoots two people a quarter mile away from the White House?
USAID dissolved
domino domino domino
CIA asset shoots two people a quarter mile away from the White House?
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
domino meme
USAID dissolved
domino domino domino
CIA asset shoots two people a quarter mile away from the White House?
USAID dissolved
domino domino domino
CIA asset shoots two people a quarter mile away from the White House?
one of those Spelling Bees where you can finally use a compound word you've only ever seen in a Stephen King novel but is probably also used around Chesapeake Bay and maybe Michigan's upper peninsula and places where people give directions like "Ye can't get there from here"
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
one of those Spelling Bees where you can finally use a compound word you've only ever seen in a Stephen King novel but is probably also used around Chesapeake Bay and maybe Michigan's upper peninsula and places where people give directions like "Ye can't get there from here"
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This is the best bit of advice I’ve seen on the internet 😂
November 23, 2023 at 1:04 PM
This is the best bit of advice I’ve seen on the internet 😂
hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I would prefer not to
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I would prefer not to
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since the passing of udo kier i keep thinking of the sparks song from "the forbidden room" where he plays a guy so obsessed with asses that he demands to get lobotomized: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YQw...
Sparks - The Final Derriere (Official Video)
YouTube video by S P A R K S
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
since the passing of udo kier i keep thinking of the sparks song from "the forbidden room" where he plays a guy so obsessed with asses that he demands to get lobotomized: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YQw...
Stairs are wild. It’s like, psst, hey buddy, you wanna go up this wall? Here’s a shortcut.
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Stairs are wild. It’s like, psst, hey buddy, you wanna go up this wall? Here’s a shortcut.
who's up and about and accusing their dogs of being the corrupt mayors of Cuddle Puddle City
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
who's up and about and accusing their dogs of being the corrupt mayors of Cuddle Puddle City
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i think it would be sad when rutger hauer dies in blade runner even if he hadn't seen cool stuff
April 20, 2024 at 10:08 AM
i think it would be sad when rutger hauer dies in blade runner even if he hadn't seen cool stuff
what's the dumbest accident you've ever had, personal injury-wise?
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
what's the dumbest accident you've ever had, personal injury-wise?
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HAMNET (Chloé Zhao, 2025)
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
HAMNET (Chloé Zhao, 2025)
it's true, all you have to do is bet your $2000 and double it ten times in a row, and you get $2 million. a lot of people don't understand this
When the strongest argument for your policy is a list of lies (I count 7) and exaggerations (another 5), you reveal more than a wonky list of truths ever would.
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
it's true, all you have to do is bet your $2000 and double it ten times in a row, and you get $2 million. a lot of people don't understand this
I misread the summary for The Passenger - it gets moved between No Country and The Road
I got bored and decided to list Cormac McCarthy's novels in chronological order
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I misread the summary for The Passenger - it gets moved between No Country and The Road
I got bored and decided to list Cormac McCarthy's novels in chronological order
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I got bored and decided to list Cormac McCarthy's novels in chronological order
Frankenstein is a saw movie
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Frankenstein is a saw movie
that's the cart you're gonna take? that one? Ok
*muttering* fuckin yutz
*muttering* fuckin yutz
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
that's the cart you're gonna take? that one? Ok
*muttering* fuckin yutz
*muttering* fuckin yutz
hey do exis
they cropped the m&ms santa commercial for 16:9 #itsover
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
hey do exis
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Instead of watching Stranger Things, maybe we should start building stronger things, like the rule of law and a commitment to democratic norms
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Instead of watching Stranger Things, maybe we should start building stronger things, like the rule of law and a commitment to democratic norms
shit, look out! it's the T-1000!
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
shit, look out! it's the T-1000!
Benjamin Franklinstein - the real monster. The Grand Wizard himself. the Founding Father who was brought back to life by a lightning strike.
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Benjamin Franklinstein - the real monster. The Grand Wizard himself. the Founding Father who was brought back to life by a lightning strike.
Terminator 2 but the T-800 goes to a gay bar on burlesque night. No brawling but they definitely help him get dressed up. The whole rest of the movie he looks absolutely fabulous.
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Terminator 2 but the T-800 goes to a gay bar on burlesque night. No brawling but they definitely help him get dressed up. The whole rest of the movie he looks absolutely fabulous.