🌯🐇🐣B RizZen🐣🐇🌯
@burritozen.net
Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
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@burritozen.net
· Jan 4
I'm so fucking punk, he says cramming two wolves, a judge and Charlie Brown into a tired format skeet joke.
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mark morrison predicted the “return of the mack” 30 years ago. but did the mack return?
February 19, 2026 at 4:10 AM
mark morrison predicted the “return of the mack” 30 years ago. but did the mack return?
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why does it look like an alignment chart tho?
i was told these are four totally different people but idk
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@los-los.bsky.social
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
@m1keonl1ne.bsky.social
@hsthompsontequila.bsky.social
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@los-los.bsky.social
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
@m1keonl1ne.bsky.social
@hsthompsontequila.bsky.social
February 19, 2026 at 4:45 AM
why does it look like an alignment chart tho?
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my kids last week: curling is the stupidest thing ever
my kids now: GREAT BRITAIN IS TRYING TO WRECK OUR CHRISTMAS TREE!!!
my kids now: GREAT BRITAIN IS TRYING TO WRECK OUR CHRISTMAS TREE!!!
February 19, 2026 at 3:09 AM
my kids last week: curling is the stupidest thing ever
my kids now: GREAT BRITAIN IS TRYING TO WRECK OUR CHRISTMAS TREE!!!
my kids now: GREAT BRITAIN IS TRYING TO WRECK OUR CHRISTMAS TREE!!!
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One time I was tipsy at a Bumble date's charming old home & went upstairs to the bathroom & ripped the banister clean out of the wall. Like, it was cartoonishly hilarious, I was essentially swinging from it. I frantically texted BBK who responded, "YOU CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAAAALLLLL!"
February 19, 2026 at 3:17 AM
One time I was tipsy at a Bumble date's charming old home & went upstairs to the bathroom & ripped the banister clean out of the wall. Like, it was cartoonishly hilarious, I was essentially swinging from it. I frantically texted BBK who responded, "YOU CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAAAALLLLL!"
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Hello grandma? Someone just told me they were not attracted to me, yet you told me several times that I am the handsomest boy in the world, so like, I'm just trying to figure out what's going on and who is lying to me.
February 19, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Hello grandma? Someone just told me they were not attracted to me, yet you told me several times that I am the handsomest boy in the world, so like, I'm just trying to figure out what's going on and who is lying to me.
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i was told these are four totally different people but idk
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@los-los.bsky.social
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
@m1keonl1ne.bsky.social
@hsthompsontequila.bsky.social
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@los-los.bsky.social
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
@m1keonl1ne.bsky.social
@hsthompsontequila.bsky.social
February 19, 2026 at 3:27 AM
i was told these are four totally different people but idk
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@los-los.bsky.social
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
@m1keonl1ne.bsky.social
@hsthompsontequila.bsky.social
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@los-los.bsky.social
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
@m1keonl1ne.bsky.social
@hsthompsontequila.bsky.social
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people in the u.s. be like soccer is so boring then watch 10 fucking rounds of curling
February 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
people in the u.s. be like soccer is so boring then watch 10 fucking rounds of curling
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you wouldn’t CHUCK a WOOD
a close up of a ground squirrel looking at the camera with its mouth open .
Alt: a close up of a ground squirrel looking at the camera with its mouth open .
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2026 at 3:25 AM
you wouldn’t CHUCK a WOOD
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[toni braxton voice]
unnnclench your jawwwww
unnnclench your jawwwww
February 19, 2026 at 4:28 AM
[toni braxton voice]
unnnclench your jawwwww
unnnclench your jawwwww
Boofmaxxing Skittles so I can continue mogging on all the reply guys
February 19, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Boofmaxxing Skittles so I can continue mogging on all the reply guys
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Alfredomaxxing. Did I do that right? Great, now I’m anxietymaxxing.
February 19, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Alfredomaxxing. Did I do that right? Great, now I’m anxietymaxxing.
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they should invent cute panties with lumbar support
February 19, 2026 at 1:22 AM
they should invent cute panties with lumbar support
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Existence is ridiculous. Post that fart joke.
February 19, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Existence is ridiculous. Post that fart joke.
Okay.... never have I ever masturbated to a cartoon burrito on the internet?
*Looks at you very closely*
Never? You sure?
*Looks at you very closely*
Never? You sure?
February 19, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Okay.... never have I ever masturbated to a cartoon burrito on the internet?
*Looks at you very closely*
Never? You sure?
*Looks at you very closely*
Never? You sure?
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I may love it, but ther eis a a time and a place for mayonnaise. a burrito is neither the timne nor the place
regardless of whether or not Burrito's excess is or is not mayonnaise (I hope not) it is simply unpossible to have "enough" mayonnaise
February 19, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I may love it, but ther eis a a time and a place for mayonnaise. a burrito is neither the timne nor the place
I hope you're all burritomaxxing
No cap
No cap
February 19, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I hope you're all burritomaxxing
No cap
No cap
It's the version of Purple Rain that Prince would play late at strip clubs.
In 53 years I’d never heard of dirty rain. But we got it today. Like we don’t have enough bullshit to deal with.
February 19, 2026 at 12:52 AM
It's the version of Purple Rain that Prince would play late at strip clubs.
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I've gotten quite a few new followers in the past day or two, so...
butthole
butthole
February 19, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I've gotten quite a few new followers in the past day or two, so...
butthole
butthole
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Who up cheetosmaxxing
February 18, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Who up cheetosmaxxing
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does this heating pad down the front of my pants make my junk look huge
February 18, 2026 at 11:14 PM
does this heating pad down the front of my pants make my junk look huge
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gonna rig up a dead man’s switch so as my heart rate plummets my account will automatically post hog
February 18, 2026 at 11:07 PM
gonna rig up a dead man’s switch so as my heart rate plummets my account will automatically post hog
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hot theys in your area are sleepy and sore
February 18, 2026 at 11:11 PM
hot theys in your area are sleepy and sore
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if you hate or love "maxxing" please be advised that guys my age think it's funny as hell and will shortly be using it approx. 500 times a day. you will be cringemaxxing and despairmaxxing but no amount of cringe & no depth of despair will stop the guys my age from usemaxxing "maxxing." just fyi
February 18, 2026 at 8:42 PM
if you hate or love "maxxing" please be advised that guys my age think it's funny as hell and will shortly be using it approx. 500 times a day. you will be cringemaxxing and despairmaxxing but no amount of cringe & no depth of despair will stop the guys my age from usemaxxing "maxxing." just fyi
Me flirting: I made you cookies
Me flirting: *steals your cookie*
Me flirting: I'll dust your cookie
February 18, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Me flirting: I made you cookies
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