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My barber forgot to cut my hair. I had to go back
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"Send in the clowns"? The clowns are not sitting around at our beck and call. They have lives
June 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Send in the clowns"? The clowns are not sitting around at our beck and call. They have lives
The simpsons should have never left the Tracey Ullman show. that was groening's first mistake..
November 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The simpsons should have never left the Tracey Ullman show. that was groening's first mistake..
A good prank would be to hand someone a can of soda upside-down. When they crack it open, it will spill all over their legs 😂🤣
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A good prank would be to hand someone a can of soda upside-down. When they crack it open, it will spill all over their legs 😂🤣
To me, after the second clown gets out of the clown car the gag stops being funny
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
To me, after the second clown gets out of the clown car the gag stops being funny
"Hemorrhoids" sounds so clinical. Just say "ass situation"
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Hemorrhoids" sounds so clinical. Just say "ass situation"
Shakespeare wrote that life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.. which may be true, but it's perfect for us "sound and fury" heads
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Shakespeare wrote that life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.. which may be true, but it's perfect for us "sound and fury" heads
Friendly reminder the Sunday funnies are meant to be read over the whole week. If you finish them all on Sunday you have nothing to look forward to
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Friendly reminder the Sunday funnies are meant to be read over the whole week. If you finish them all on Sunday you have nothing to look forward to
The new Kill Bill just looks like a rip-off of the first two
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The new Kill Bill just looks like a rip-off of the first two
If you're not using AI in your posts by now, you're dumb. AI is the future when it comes — to posts.
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
If you're not using AI in your posts by now, you're dumb. AI is the future when it comes — to posts.
Dan aykroyd has given up on trying to get Coneheads 2 made and is now concentrating his efforts on Coneheads 3
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Dan aykroyd has given up on trying to get Coneheads 2 made and is now concentrating his efforts on Coneheads 3
Used to be fun over there
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Used to be fun over there
I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice
"And will you be dining for sustenance or pleasure this evening?" How about that's none of your business
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"And will you be dining for sustenance or pleasure this evening?" How about that's none of your business
Heimlich never saw a penny for his maneuver. But he didn't do it for the money. He did it to hump people
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Heimlich never saw a penny for his maneuver. But he didn't do it for the money. He did it to hump people
I have a very small mouth. I actually have to use a children's kazoo
November 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I have a very small mouth. I actually have to use a children's kazoo
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I dropped 75lbs on jenny craig and she died
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I dropped 75lbs on jenny craig and she died
Doing a gofundme for my buddy E.T. who's sick
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Doing a gofundme for my buddy E.T. who's sick
They worldbuilt Christmas
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
They worldbuilt Christmas
Whore you, the apostrophe police?
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Whore you, the apostrophe police?
It is only after fully watching a comedy, when i've had a chance to carefully review my notes and weigh all the options, that i will then choose the funniest gag and laugh at it
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It is only after fully watching a comedy, when i've had a chance to carefully review my notes and weigh all the options, that i will then choose the funniest gag and laugh at it
Mr Grabs is the perfect name for the guy, because he "grabs" all the money he can get his strange hands on
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Mr Grabs is the perfect name for the guy, because he "grabs" all the money he can get his strange hands on
I dropped 75lbs on jenny craig and she died
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I dropped 75lbs on jenny craig and she died
Thought my doctor said anvil when he told me to take an advil and now my headache is even worse
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Thought my doctor said anvil when he told me to take an advil and now my headache is even worse
This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
"I have one of those faces" — Ed Gein
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"I have one of those faces" — Ed Gein