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Gently compassionate and moderately useless
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Explain this gap in your resume *chops your resume in half with an axe*
English words for livestock animals come from German (cow, pig, fowl) but English words for meat come from French (beef, pork, poultry) and I don’t know what this means
December 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
English words for livestock animals come from German (cow, pig, fowl) but English words for meat come from French (beef, pork, poultry) and I don’t know what this means
Finna defraud some investors
December 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Finna defraud some investors
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feeling good about this format
December 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
feeling good about this format
It seems to me that the serenity to accept things you can’t change and the determination to change things anyway are both virtues.
December 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It seems to me that the serenity to accept things you can’t change and the determination to change things anyway are both virtues.
Fucked up to think that Dems under Biden could have released the Epstein files at any time and changed the course of the 2024 election but didn’t out of deference to the Clintons
December 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Fucked up to think that Dems under Biden could have released the Epstein files at any time and changed the course of the 2024 election but didn’t out of deference to the Clintons
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What is Japanese even doing. How can you have the same word for "the slayer" and "at the funeral". How are those even remotely the same
December 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
What is Japanese even doing. How can you have the same word for "the slayer" and "at the funeral". How are those even remotely the same
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There aren’t that many names that start with R. There’s Robert and Richard. No wonder J. R. R. Tolkien and George R. R. Martin go by initials. They probably don’t even have R names, because the names ran out.
December 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
There aren’t that many names that start with R. There’s Robert and Richard. No wonder J. R. R. Tolkien and George R. R. Martin go by initials. They probably don’t even have R names, because the names ran out.
Pressing the heart react button again does NOT undo the first heart react
December 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Pressing the heart react button again does NOT undo the first heart react
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It’s woman wednesday
December 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It’s woman wednesday
Hot cross puns
December 18, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Hot cross puns
Not to brag, but AI said I’m absolutely right
December 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Not to brag, but AI said I’m absolutely right
This music really is goated. NPR has a story about it. www.thisamericanlife.org/516/stuck-in...
December 17, 2025 at 6:03 AM
This music really is goated. NPR has a story about it. www.thisamericanlife.org/516/stuck-in...
Just won a sweepstakes for charity, even though I never donated and I used the legal requirement that sweepstakes in the US have to let people enter without paying. This is the most Curb Your Enthusiasm I’ve ever felt.
December 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Just won a sweepstakes for charity, even though I never donated and I used the legal requirement that sweepstakes in the US have to let people enter without paying. This is the most Curb Your Enthusiasm I’ve ever felt.
Imagine if other bones could develop cavities the same way teeth can
December 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Imagine if other bones could develop cavities the same way teeth can
I want to be a plant. I want to consume air and water and light.
December 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I want to be a plant. I want to consume air and water and light.
(In an alternate universe where weeks are 10 days) Just a week away!
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
(In an alternate universe where weeks are 10 days) Just a week away!
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Doris the Exploris
December 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Doris the Exploris