austin
@aparker.io
the only thing worse than my code are my jokes
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director of ai strategy @honeycomb.io
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governance @opentelemetry.io
director of ai strategy @honeycomb.io
av by @extinctinks.net
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
they should expand the CFP to 16 teams
January 20, 2026 at 4:49 AM
they should expand the CFP to 16 teams
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LET’S CAP OFF THE SEASON WITH DOINK COMPILATION
ONE DOINKING MOMENT FOR 2025
ONE DOINKING MOMENT FOR 2025
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 AM
LET’S CAP OFF THE SEASON WITH DOINK COMPILATION
ONE DOINKING MOMENT FOR 2025
ONE DOINKING MOMENT FOR 2025
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Some of you are telling “Go Miami!” Or “Go Indiana!” but I’m yelling “Go to Union Station with the bus full of passengers or lose your job!”
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Some of you are telling “Go Miami!” Or “Go Indiana!” but I’m yelling “Go to Union Station with the bus full of passengers or lose your job!”
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the applebees cheeseburger looks disgusting, hate to say it
January 20, 2026 at 3:21 AM
the applebees cheeseburger looks disgusting, hate to say it
KICK SIX TODAY WE ARE ALL HOOSIERS
January 20, 2026 at 3:11 AM
KICK SIX TODAY WE ARE ALL HOOSIERS
cowardice by the u, they do not have the mandate of heaven
January 20, 2026 at 2:12 AM
cowardice by the u, they do not have the mandate of heaven
ok that’s enough reading my old posts for today
January 20, 2026 at 12:49 AM
ok that’s enough reading my old posts for today
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this is what it feels like to read replies on here sometimes
![A screenshot from Avowed showing two dialogue options.
The text reads:
2: Fascinating.
3: [Lie] Fascinating.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gttrfs4hfmrclyxvwkwcgpj7/bafkreidxtf6jl622hqpsrl45ectj7pp2cmwv2sllauv5kosp3p5mlfwwxm@jpeg)
March 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
this is what it feels like to read replies on here sometimes
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finally, a pizza place that will shoot my dog
December 17, 2023 at 11:31 PM
finally, a pizza place that will shoot my dog
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they said my posts belong in a museum, unfortunately it’s this one
October 21, 2024 at 10:55 PM
they said my posts belong in a museum, unfortunately it’s this one
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people like to compare bluesky to early Twitter but honestly it’s got a lot of chaotic forum/mmo guild energy
March 1, 2024 at 1:46 PM
people like to compare bluesky to early Twitter but honestly it’s got a lot of chaotic forum/mmo guild energy
ugh is there a replacement for the my bangers feed I need to prove a point that nobody cares about
January 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM
ugh is there a replacement for the my bangers feed I need to prove a point that nobody cares about
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Only a few more days left to submit your talks to the Model Context Protocol Dev Summit North America - call for papers closes this week, on January 22nd ✨
I mean, it's also in New York, so...
Submit your proposals here: events.linuxfoundation.org/mcp-dev-summ...
I mean, it's also in New York, so...
Submit your proposals here: events.linuxfoundation.org/mcp-dev-summ...
January 19, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Only a few more days left to submit your talks to the Model Context Protocol Dev Summit North America - call for papers closes this week, on January 22nd ✨
I mean, it's also in New York, so...
Submit your proposals here: events.linuxfoundation.org/mcp-dev-summ...
I mean, it's also in New York, so...
Submit your proposals here: events.linuxfoundation.org/mcp-dev-summ...
figured I’d write up how I use Claude Code b/c I’ve had some people ask
how I use claude code
jan 26 edition
aparkerio.leaflet.pub
January 19, 2026 at 11:38 PM
figured I’d write up how I use Claude Code b/c I’ve had some people ask
and the winner of the annual cj stroud “he down there somewhere” award is… cj stroud! congratulations to the winner and all the nominees, who were also cj stroud
January 19, 2026 at 6:29 PM
and the winner of the annual cj stroud “he down there somewhere” award is… cj stroud! congratulations to the winner and all the nominees, who were also cj stroud