austin
@aparker.io
the only thing worse than my code are my jokes
governance @opentelemetry.io
dir. open source @honeycomb.io
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governance @opentelemetry.io
dir. open source @honeycomb.io
av by @extinctinks.net
in ur app, roundin’ ur rects
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
in ur app, roundin’ ur rects
yo - come find me at the otel booth near project pavilion during kubecrawl
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
yo - come find me at the otel booth near project pavilion during kubecrawl
he really is the most divorced man in history
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
he really is the most divorced man in history
RedMonk beers on Tuesday i think
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
RedMonk beers on Tuesday i think
there’s stuff on the slack. I can spread some messages. You in town?
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
there’s stuff on the slack. I can spread some messages. You in town?
yeah, and it’s only getting more economical to run/deploy this stuff.
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
yeah, and it’s only getting more economical to run/deploy this stuff.
well normally I’d just block you but I’m sitting on the toilet, so it’s not like I have a lot else better to do.
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
well normally I’d just block you but I’m sitting on the toilet, so it’s not like I have a lot else better to do.
you know there’s no “rude” option in the report flow, right?
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
you know there’s no “rude” option in the report flow, right?