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diy or die (or don't). Big fan of the void. It never got wyrd enough for me. No Kings but King Ludd. Skeets self-destruct every 6 months-ish
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Here’s a few places I’ve hidden pieces of myself in, that you might be able to contact.
1. Narrative thread, my Bookwyrm. Try writing as if I were talking to you and letting the pen // instinct guide you, and I should be able to speak through you, to channel what remains of my soul or spirit.
January 23, 2026 at 2:45 AM
January 23, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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i've worked in journalism for almost two decades now but i've never gotten to OWN the website where i work. and now i do and it's so exciting!! check out our pre-launch teaser video if you haven't yet, and consider taking advantage of our pre-launch 15% sale via mothership.blog. full launch jan. 26!
January 15, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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RT if u agre
Fuck the haters!!!!!!!!!
January 22, 2026 at 6:49 PM
You ever scroll through all the piles of just godawful bullshit tv and movies trending looking for something to watch and get like not even mad. Just disappointed.
January 22, 2026 at 9:18 PM
3 oclock pm. The mathing hour
January 22, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
January 22, 2026 at 8:52 PM
They're calling it the biggest storm of the weekend. Brace yourself.
January 22, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I drink your plooq
January 22, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal

"You should promise to do the impossible, because sometimes the impossible was possible, if you could find the right way, and at least you could often extend the limits of the possible. And if you failed, well, it had been impossible."
Discworld QOTD, from Moving Pictures

"‘Students?’ barked the Archchancellor.

‘Yes, Master. You know? They’re the thinner ones with the pale faces? Because we’re a university? They come with the whole thing, like rats-’"
Discworld QOTD, from Unseen Academicals

“But, it was a funny thing: every day something happened that was important enough to be on the front page of the newspaper. She’d never bought it and seen a little sign that said ‘Not much happened yesterday, sorry about that’.”
January 22, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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the grimulacrum
January 22, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Kinda feel like we've moved beyond the simulacrum into a realm of straight up satire
January 22, 2026 at 4:15 PM
According to this test i have the flu not a cold. Oooh... 😞
January 22, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Drinking the dayquil that kills you
January 22, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I feel like a beaver whos teeth are growing into its brain but it's snot backing up in my sinuses
January 22, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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We (hackers especially) need to bring back the word “scofflaw” because I just love it.
January 22, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Does it really count as breaking the NDA if you were double-dog dared, your honor?
January 22, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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Friends, I am BACK and urgently looking for some contract work with 12 years of software/game dev experience with a formal background in classical music/musicology,

previous clients include Apple, ZA/UM, Gatsby, Travis CI, Soundminer etc

Currently looking for work in THREE main areas (see thread)
My Portfolio
berrak.neocities.org
January 20, 2026 at 2:45 PM
An apple a day leaves the whole world blind
January 22, 2026 at 12:27 PM
is this going to save me $40 to try Derail Valley? Also do I really need another sim obsession? Let's find out
This 25 yr old FREE Train Sim is BETTER than most in recent years
YouTube video by Schnauzahpowahz
www.youtube.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Marathon looks like such a waste of a cool (ripped off) art style
January 22, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Cold toes gang
January 22, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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The Locust live from the Kodak Compound
YouTube video by Luddtronics
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Europeans after managing to prevent the collapse of NATO for another 1-2 weeks…

#Europe #Rutte
January 22, 2026 at 7:46 AM
When i used to go to punk/metal shows every night, whenever the band was like 3 totally normally lookin ppl in polos and blue jeans you knew you were about to see some wild shit
January 22, 2026 at 11:20 AM