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I am leaning on the tower of heaven and it is starting to buckle
Pinned
Ed sheeran, elon musk, taylor swift, harry potter, joe rogan, hillary clinton, mark zuckerberg
‘That is why i always tell people to desist from alcohol. My neighbor got
Drunk yesterday and he was dancing to my generator sound. When i put off the Gen he walked up to me and asked who sang the song???

I told him is Yamaha featuring petrol
He said wow! Those two musician are good 👍🤣.’
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
When you’re running low on human blood and your beautiful baby brother comes in cluth wit tha freshly squeezed pack
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Putting a baked bean in a bong and saying this is my 9/11 before ripping it through whole
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My New company Pop! will sell little guys with massive heads called Funkos and people will go crazy for them!
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Bone conducting headphones are one of the most threatening products
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Jfk was murdered for smoking the wrong kind of loud.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
There is a guy selling spores on the street outside my house, he has no idea what they are from, but he thinks they can kill people
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My new company BrandWave allows you to Hola¡ at your favourite brands, this provides a unique consumer experience and can unlock secret products!
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Blood run the colour of wickedness deep into your spore coated hands
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I think americas cultural influence has been even more destructive than its war behaviour
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
See this little elephant? Share it, and it will bring you good fortune and blessings. 🐘🐘🍀🍀🍀
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Dainty tree frog
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Convincing the stupid guy at my work to buy bored apes in 2025
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Bill Gates sucked Markzuckerbergs dick in 2008 creating a global economic crisis
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
People freaking out of ai degenerating into people who cant even think and want the computer to also come up with prompts with them. But social media has provided this function in lieu of engagement and entertainment for years, you have become a pig to milked in technofacist slaughter house
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Microsoft Office Suite AKA The Axis of Evil
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You are not a content creator your create nothing and milked like a pig
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Forced to work, born to spend hours crawling through the mangroves looking for gaps to cast from
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If you use all caps in chatgpt the robot kills itself
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Mr Beast is on my roof and hes screaming about money
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I genuinely believe both of these people are part of a satanic cabal
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
There was an era where you could write a song that sounds terrible but call it Canada Ohio and be considered a cult classic
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Pdf files are one of the dumbest scams around
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My wife left me after i got long leg surgery, she said she couldn’t stand the sight of my fucked up legs, i said i cant wait to post about this on reddit and she stormed off
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
This guy should play Obama in a completely serious Biopic
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM