i.m. zumphry
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rswirling.bsky.social
Once again: this is also happening in DC. Still.

It feels like we’ve been forgotten, maybe because there aren’t huge confrontations to run photos of. But our neighbors are still being taken every day. Routine traffic stops are now done by 12+ feds alongside local police.

Please talk about us too.
donmoyn.bsky.social
"Residents in Chicago and Portland are living in a police state where masked armed forces kidnap who they want to kidnap, where they have to listen to public officials routinely lie about what is happening in their neighborhoods." donmoynihan.substack.com/p/purge-merg...
strictlychristo.bsky.social
Federal Secret Police and plainclothes ICE agents kidnap multiple people from a neighborhood in Chicago. They then deploy teargas and brutally beat neighbors who come out to express their concern.
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havent noticed tbh
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im an immense loser who will die alone by Q3 2026 and yet i'm way more fuckable than these dweebs

anyway, dms are,
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nothing more burdensome and worthy of death than freaks like me who need to mask and still attempt to live in a society, seems like. cool!
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saintsluggo.bsky.social
For new folks, the last 6 yrs I’ve run a vape/CBD shop in TX. Tariffs, import issues, and as of September, the first of many radical statewide bans have utterly destroyed the market. I’m working on getting out and following my passion but I could use some help, either directly here or share! Cats!
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gochujung.bsky.social
Chicago’s East Side neighborhood has a history of being one place where industry concentrates its most polluting elements. That environmental racism plus the release of multiple forms of chemical weapons today exacerbates terrible health consequences for a mostly Latino working class community.
mulchy.bsky.social
masked federal agents used multiple canisters of tear gas + other chemical munitions on a crowd of residents in chicago's southeast side around 12:40 p.m.

neighbors had gathered on a residential intersection following a morning during which dozens of border patrol agents terrorized the community.
tear gas billows from canisters in a residential intersection, at 105th street and south avenue north, on chicago's southeast side.
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mulchy.bsky.social
video shared to social media shows dozens of masked border patrol agents facing protesters for roughly an hour before they ultimately used chemical munitions to disperse the crowd.

alder peter chico was spotted on the scene.
dozens of border patrol agents stand in a residential intersection. most are wearing dark green uniforms with long sleeves and pants. some are wearing camouflage. most have helmets and are wearing gas masks.
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mulchy.bsky.social
masked federal agents used multiple canisters of tear gas + other chemical munitions on a crowd of residents in chicago's southeast side around 12:40 p.m.

neighbors had gathered on a residential intersection following a morning during which dozens of border patrol agents terrorized the community.
tear gas billows from canisters in a residential intersection, at 105th street and south avenue north, on chicago's southeast side.
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portaltohades.bsky.social
Hey im so sorry but I need to take bo to the emergency vet and I absolutely do not have enough to cover x rays as my wellness plan only covers the office visit. If you were ever interested in a book, now is a great time!
Bo laying on his bed
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i always forget how historically bad Octobers are for me, until I see my calendar filled with all of the death anniversary reminders
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namelesswrench.bsky.social
To top it off i just got hit with an unexpected hundred dollar charge
namelesswrench.bsky.social
My rent is paid, so October starts now for my finances.

Of course, disability pretty much runs out immediately once rent is paid, so I'm going into the month on the ropes.

Plus, it's my birthday month. (The 8th!)

So here's the fundraising.

ko-fi.com/jebwrench
Buy Jebwrench a Coffee
Become a supporter of Jebwrench today!
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Need $274 within the week to pay my (overdue) internet bill, and once again need to start saving for groceries!

Please help if you can by sharing or donating! Thank you!
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maxkriegervg.bsky.social
having just finished my own buildout, in awe of bam margera's early 2000s editing chain
bam margera with the following in a beige early 2000s room:

a sony trinitron for live video
a vhs player
a betacam (pro ntsc format) player
a powermac g4
dual crt monitors
what looks to be a sony dcr-vx2000 minidv camcorder
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hadeelshaheen10.bsky.social
Look at our situation...
Our homes have been destroyed, our security has been lost, and all that's left for us is hunger and pain.
Today, we are slowly dying from malnutrition, oppression, and helplessness in the face of the screams of our hungry children.💔

Donate to us🙏🏻😞

gofund.me/b47682b9
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pepsffk.bsky.social
How good to feels to share in the joy of our friends in Palestine. Mitqual reached out to me with the good news his nephew was one of the hostages released in Nasser Hospital. Naturally he & others still need our help, we will keep working towards a Free Palestine with them all!

shorturl.at/mvE4C
Mitqual taking a selfie in front of a huge crowd. A huge gathering of people, on is standing on a van with a camera in hand. One man leaning out of a us hugging another hanging from him and being held beneath by another person.
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haecnicola.bsky.social
Oct 13 Rana update:

Bad news, everyone. Rana’s account has been ❌

I continue to be repulsed by 🦋 & the people who write & enforce their policies. This is intentional obstruction of humanitarian aid.

All Rana updates will be posted here now.

@mommunism.bsky.social

gofund.me/cdd61afd4

#SaveRana
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Try again A picture of Rana smiling sweetly at the camera. She wears a black hijab, green abaya and a keffiyeh. Rana’s cheeks are rosy. In the background are buildings at night in Gaza
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rjandersonwrites.com
The owners have and will always push for a salary cap, no matter what happens on the field. There’s no amount of competitive balance, perceived or actual, that will deter that—because competitive balance isn’t the actual goal.
crawfordchrisv.bsky.social
I'm not linking it, you can find it, etc.

But yes, if you think owners aren't going to use back-to-back championships for the Dodgers based on what they've done in the off-season, you're insane.
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marisakabas.bsky.social
If you live in Everett, Mass. and have any information about the 13-year-old boy abducted by ICE, please message me on Signal at marisakabas.04
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djbyrnes1.bsky.social
Broadview Mayor Katrina Thompson's full statement, in which she says she will sign an EO permitting protest "only at the safety zone located at the ICE facility on Beach Street," is up on the village's website.

"There are too many protesters abusing their right to protest," Thompson says.
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Broadview Shrinks Protest Safety Zones

The following statement can be attributed to Village of Broadview Mayor Katrina Thompson:

“The protests at the ICE facility on Saturday night degenerated into chaos. There were 15 arrests, and 10 of those were around the age of my own daughter. As a mother and a mayor, I am mad. Broadview didn’t choose to have the ICE facility in our community. But it’s here. And so are Broadview residents. There are too many protesters abusing their right to protest. Too many are raising their fists rather than their voices, creating chaos at the expense of the people who call Broadview home. Broadview residents lack the protestors’ privilege to return to calm, quiet neighborhoods for undisturbed rest.

Therefore, I have issued a new executive order, in consultation with the Illinois State Police and Cook County Sheriff, that permits protests only at the safety zone located at the ICE facility on Beach Street. 

There will no longer be a designated protest safety zone at 2000 South 25th Avenue between Lexington and Fillmore. 

Additionally, it has been only God’s grace alone that a protester has not been struck and killed by a motorist on 25th Avenue given how frequently protesters dash onto this busy, four-lane street. This new 
measure will provide for both the serenity of residents and safety of protestors.

As I have repeatedly said, I respect, support, and defend the protesters’ free and – peaceful – speech against the outrageous injustices and deplorable unprovoked chemical arms attacks by ICE agents against American citizens, journalists, and ministers that put Broadview police and firefighters in harms’ way.

Nevertheless, my first priority is to defend public safety and the residents who live here and people who work here. They deserve stability, safety, and respect, a quality of life that is currently being denied to them. They deserve the love and kindness that they expect by being Broadview residents.”
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threnody.bsky.social
as usual ymmv with side effects but the irl people i know who usually got knocked down didn’t this time and i rode 20 miles that night and the next, so you can maybe plan for less coping!

(also benadryl 15 minutes beforehand helps minimize reactions for real)
ripperoni.com
Reminder to get your flu and Covid vax (just got mine)
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(dead chicken, as in your actual name is Dead Chicken)
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Reba McEntire-Chicken has a certain ring to it........