i.m. zumphry
@zumphry.com
the big stars in your eyes won’t deliver any light
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@zumphry.com
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fucked myself by not wanting to be annoying asking for help during the holidays, that i now need to be annoying and ask for help.
dont have enough for rent so any amount helps. please share
ko-fi.com/zumphry
dont have enough for rent so any amount helps. please share
ko-fi.com/zumphry
Support zumphry
Support zumphry
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RENT IS PAID!!!!
Thank you all so, so, so fucking much for sharing and donating!
I'm going to (hopefully) sleep for the first time in days and then update the ko-fi & gofundme for other bills
Thank you all so, so, so fucking much for sharing and donating!
I'm going to (hopefully) sleep for the first time in days and then update the ko-fi & gofundme for other bills
is the eldritch portal from 2016 closed now or did it just get goatman’d
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
is the eldritch portal from 2016 closed now or did it just get goatman’d
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Hey if you're here help my friend who lost his house and is taking care of his father with declining health
gofund.me/006f7552
gofund.me/006f7552
Donate to Support Alex and Allan's Relocation Efforts, organized by Alex Kahn
My name is Alex Kahn. Me and my dad have lived in Bellport for many years in … Alex Kahn needs your support for Support Alex and Allan's Relocation Efforts
gofund.me
January 19, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Hey if you're here help my friend who lost his house and is taking care of his father with declining health
gofund.me/006f7552
gofund.me/006f7552
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I'm very cold and in need of help
A lot of progress but still a ways to go for the month.
I'm disabled, homebound, and at this time of year, I'm even more vulnerable. I need help to survive the winter.
🙏 💸💸
Goal: 400/1300
ko-fi.com/jebwrench
I'm disabled, homebound, and at this time of year, I'm even more vulnerable. I need help to survive the winter.
🙏 💸💸
Goal: 400/1300
ko-fi.com/jebwrench
Buy Jebwrench a Coffee
Become a supporter of Jebwrench today!
ko-fi.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I'm very cold and in need of help
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Power Cat
2026-01-18
Uuuuh I've been really busy cleaning my house and getting ready for school, so I totally forgot what day of the week it was. There will be a Power Cat Monday tomorrow.
rubymayvalentine.net/daily/powercat
2026-01-18
Uuuuh I've been really busy cleaning my house and getting ready for school, so I totally forgot what day of the week it was. There will be a Power Cat Monday tomorrow.
rubymayvalentine.net/daily/powercat
January 19, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Power Cat
2026-01-18
Uuuuh I've been really busy cleaning my house and getting ready for school, so I totally forgot what day of the week it was. There will be a Power Cat Monday tomorrow.
rubymayvalentine.net/daily/powercat
2026-01-18
Uuuuh I've been really busy cleaning my house and getting ready for school, so I totally forgot what day of the week it was. There will be a Power Cat Monday tomorrow.
rubymayvalentine.net/daily/powercat
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A lot of people are struggling right now (myself included), but if you’re someone who happens to be in a place where you can afford to donate, a reminder that I have both a Patreon and a Gofundme. More funds go straight to me via the latter, while the former provides stability.
I guess everyone's plugging again on more bad news, so here we go. Trans video essayist, forgotten video game history, a little too obsessed with Metroid. Sub on Patreon or one-time donation on GoFundMe.
www.youtube.com/acriticalhit
www.patreon.com/c/acriticalhit
www.gofundme.com/f/fpjhuk-kat...
www.youtube.com/acriticalhit
www.patreon.com/c/acriticalhit
www.gofundme.com/f/fpjhuk-kat...
It's hard to know what to say or whether it's even worth adding to the doom - what I will say is buy your trans friends' weird zine, their album, their art game - buy them a beer or a soda or a meal - give them some ko-fi money for doing absolutely nothing. We gotta protect trans kids and adults.
January 19, 2026 at 4:38 PM
A lot of people are struggling right now (myself included), but if you’re someone who happens to be in a place where you can afford to donate, a reminder that I have both a Patreon and a Gofundme. More funds go straight to me via the latter, while the former provides stability.
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
replace rfk jr with this guy
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There's *literally* no writer I've met who wants to outsource lore or world building.
Item descriptions, UI text, even dialogue, sure! But *world building*? That's your little sandbox, that's a lil reward for a whole day of writing barks
Heck, I need to tell new writers to stop focusing on lore!
Item descriptions, UI text, even dialogue, sure! But *world building*? That's your little sandbox, that's a lil reward for a whole day of writing barks
Heck, I need to tell new writers to stop focusing on lore!
Whenever I hear devs or other creatives who do worldbuilding say they *have* to use ch*tGPT to help with their lore bibles because no human could possibly collate such a huge and complex world… I glare in historian
January 19, 2026 at 3:24 PM
There's *literally* no writer I've met who wants to outsource lore or world building.
Item descriptions, UI text, even dialogue, sure! But *world building*? That's your little sandbox, that's a lil reward for a whole day of writing barks
Heck, I need to tell new writers to stop focusing on lore!
Item descriptions, UI text, even dialogue, sure! But *world building*? That's your little sandbox, that's a lil reward for a whole day of writing barks
Heck, I need to tell new writers to stop focusing on lore!
need to add this to posts so discover feed readers (??) understand
January 19, 2026 at 2:07 PM
need to add this to posts so discover feed readers (??) understand
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you can also use the GFM of course gofund.me/332277e95
Donate to Help a financially struggling trans woman and her family, organized by Laura Green
Hi, I'm Laura, a transgender woman, co-parent to a wonderful resc… Laura Green needs your support for Help a financially struggling trans woman and her family
gofund.me
January 19, 2026 at 1:54 PM
you can also use the GFM of course gofund.me/332277e95
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i’m almost out of this month’s SNAP and won’t get it refreshed until feb. 2. please help with anything if you can — laurachgreen for venmo; DM me about paypal
January 19, 2026 at 1:53 PM
i’m almost out of this month’s SNAP and won’t get it refreshed until feb. 2. please help with anything if you can — laurachgreen for venmo; DM me about paypal
Why Are You, As A Cat, Stanced Up
instagram/tiktok men’s insecurity bullshit grifter voice but for narrating my cat’s life
January 19, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Why Are You, As A Cat, Stanced Up
instagram/tiktok men’s insecurity bullshit grifter voice but for narrating my cat’s life
January 19, 2026 at 12:46 PM
instagram/tiktok men’s insecurity bullshit grifter voice but for narrating my cat’s life
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People here are outside patrolling their neighborhoods in this, trying to keep their neighbors safe from lawless armed masked goons. Armed with whistles and vests, they are essentially fighting a war against their own government and its ethnic cleansing campaign.
January 19, 2026 at 12:43 PM
People here are outside patrolling their neighborhoods in this, trying to keep their neighbors safe from lawless armed masked goons. Armed with whistles and vests, they are essentially fighting a war against their own government and its ethnic cleansing campaign.
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cleaning up my desktop and found this little gem
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 AM
cleaning up my desktop and found this little gem
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Folks, we've MAYBE got the internet covered but we're behind as hell on other bills and i'm not going to make enough this month to cover February rent. If you can help, cashapp is $AdrienneLeigh or PayPal is below.
If you want a tarot reading, chip in $20 (3-card) or $50 (10-card) and DM me!
If you want a tarot reading, chip in $20 (3-card) or $50 (10-card) and DM me!
Pay Utilitarienne using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/utilitarienne and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Folks, we've MAYBE got the internet covered but we're behind as hell on other bills and i'm not going to make enough this month to cover February rent. If you can help, cashapp is $AdrienneLeigh or PayPal is below.
If you want a tarot reading, chip in $20 (3-card) or $50 (10-card) and DM me!
If you want a tarot reading, chip in $20 (3-card) or $50 (10-card) and DM me!
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Hi Bsky! Restarting a fundraiser to help with survival. My issues with my bank are ongoing and it's not looking like I'm going to have my savings returned to me soon. I may even need to file a lawsuit.
Any help would be so appreciated 🖤
Vmo: @marghoul
CA: $margotlaine
Any help would be so appreciated 🖤
Vmo: @marghoul
CA: $margotlaine
Donate to Urgent Help for Margot's Storage and Living Costs, organized by Margot Laine
Hi! My name is Margot. Recently due to a banking error my entire saving… Margot Laine needs your support for Urgent Help for Margot's Storage and Living Costs
gofund.me
January 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Hi Bsky! Restarting a fundraiser to help with survival. My issues with my bank are ongoing and it's not looking like I'm going to have my savings returned to me soon. I may even need to file a lawsuit.
Any help would be so appreciated 🖤
Vmo: @marghoul
CA: $margotlaine
Any help would be so appreciated 🖤
Vmo: @marghoul
CA: $margotlaine
anyone want my cat? i want to get him to a good home before i kill myself before the economy forces me to a homeless death :)
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 AM
anyone want my cat? i want to get him to a good home before i kill myself before the economy forces me to a homeless death :)
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I've made a helpful flowchart
January 18, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I've made a helpful flowchart
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Hi. I have to ask for help. I don’t have rent after my expenses for this month and my electric bill is also due. I have done everything I can to avoid asking for help but I feel left with no further options.
cash app: $jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
paypal: @jpreader
gofund.me/951a9de7
cash app: $jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
paypal: @jpreader
gofund.me/951a9de7
Donate to Help J.P. Achieve Safety and Stability, organized by JP Reader
Sunday, January 18, 2026
Hi. I have to ask for help. I do not have rent after my … JP Reader needs your support for Help J.P. Achieve Safety and Stability
gofund.me
January 18, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Hi. I have to ask for help. I don’t have rent after my expenses for this month and my electric bill is also due. I have done everything I can to avoid asking for help but I feel left with no further options.
cash app: $jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
paypal: @jpreader
gofund.me/951a9de7
cash app: $jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
paypal: @jpreader
gofund.me/951a9de7
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Hi. My friend JP has been trying so hard for so long to turn things around, but his body won't let him. Please help if you can
Hi. I have to ask for help. I don’t have rent after my expenses for this month and my electric bill is also due. I have done everything I can to avoid asking for help but I feel left with no further options.
cash app: $jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
paypal: @jpreader
gofund.me/951a9de7
cash app: $jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
paypal: @jpreader
gofund.me/951a9de7
Donate to Help J.P. Achieve Safety and Stability, organized by JP Reader
Sunday, January 18, 2026
Hi. I have to ask for help. I do not have rent after my … JP Reader needs your support for Help J.P. Achieve Safety and Stability
gofund.me
January 18, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Hi. My friend JP has been trying so hard for so long to turn things around, but his body won't let him. Please help if you can
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Absolutely nuts that anyone could look at this and be like, yeah that's a series we should essentially let lie dead/dormant/fallow for 20 years and counting
The Highland Cliffs Opus battle is the hardest race in the game, and the one I saved for last! You need to memorize the track and if you make any mistakes, it's back to the beginning
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Absolutely nuts that anyone could look at this and be like, yeah that's a series we should essentially let lie dead/dormant/fallow for 20 years and counting
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we live in a sick society that thinks preventing problems is a waste of time and effort and hey, guess why everything sucks now
January 18, 2026 at 10:10 AM
we live in a sick society that thinks preventing problems is a waste of time and effort and hey, guess why everything sucks now
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to young people: you may at some point have heard about the Y2K problem. some people may have told you it wasn't a big deal
i need you to understand the only reason it wasn't a big deal was that everyone spent loads of time fixing code before it could become a problem, which is why it never did
i need you to understand the only reason it wasn't a big deal was that everyone spent loads of time fixing code before it could become a problem, which is why it never did
January 18, 2026 at 10:09 AM
to young people: you may at some point have heard about the Y2K problem. some people may have told you it wasn't a big deal
i need you to understand the only reason it wasn't a big deal was that everyone spent loads of time fixing code before it could become a problem, which is why it never did
i need you to understand the only reason it wasn't a big deal was that everyone spent loads of time fixing code before it could become a problem, which is why it never did
tfw you forget that sabrina is supposed to be fought after koga, and you see a lv 50 abra pop out
January 18, 2026 at 8:39 AM
tfw you forget that sabrina is supposed to be fought after koga, and you see a lv 50 abra pop out
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