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i.m. zumphry
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the big stars in your eyes won’t deliver any light

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i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 2d
Currently at $220 of $1175 towards rent (need $955)!

Thank you for helping me out by sharing and donating! It's truly made my birthday less crummy

ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
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zumphry.com
Still need $806 to cover rent by the 1st! Please, please share or donate if you're able to!

Thank you for all the shares and current help ($369 raised)!

ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
zumphry.com
no i’m zany. like a looney tune. get it right.
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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moxiest.art
honestly trying not to cry

members of your community are getting $1500 worth of stuff so far that they otherwise couldn't afford or justify out of nothing but the people in this community who have the means to saying "I got you"

this is staggering... and we're only halfway through the day.
moxiest.art -𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 15h
🩷 let's make some magic 🩷

last year, this community turned the most consumerist day of the year into a day defined strangers saying "I got you" to people that really need a bright spot in their life.

it's time to run it back.
A typewritten note that reads: FREE FRIDAY let's see what this community can do... again. having this platform is useless if we don't use it to bring some joy to people who could really use a win. if you are in need, and have been wanting something from the shop, post a link to it here. if you can afford $15 to make someone's day better, reply. we'll coordinate with you on making a donation & we'll get it shipped out. let's do some good today. with a doodle of a fox
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
zumphry.com
Still need $806 to cover rent by the 1st! Please, please share or donate if you're able to!

Thank you for all the shares and current help ($369 raised)!

ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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neillewisjr.bsky.social
The magnitude of the change over time is striking.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
Weekly measles cases in the U.S. CDC data plotted by NBC News
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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five.yiff.ie
every single day i read about a random tech dipshit who throws that amount of money away on some random "investment vehicle" well how about you invest in a depressed polish bitch instead
five.yiff.ie Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 1d
you know what, ko-fi.com/fivefivefiver

this amount of money, no joke, would genuinely free me up from all of my debt that i've been paying off for the last decade *and* let me buy a pizza or three

one of yous gotta be good for it right
a very fast kitty saying "paypal me 4400$"
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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kurtblumenau.bsky.social
this man is roughly 36 years old
Cincinnati Reds manager Sparky Anderson shown on his 1970 O-Pee-Chee baseball card. Sparky famously went gray at a young age and looked a good 15-20 years older than he really was at any given point. Dude could manage some, though
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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namelesswrench.bsky.social
Actually got a low funds warning from my bank today
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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corndoggylol.bsky.social
The Cincinnati Bengals Devour The Baltimore Turkeys On Thanksgiving Night!
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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alexandraerin.com
I think that I shall never gleam
a poem as lovely as a meme.
Image of a scruffy, wild-eye man looking in from the outside of a window saying "Yes... ha ha ha... yes!", taken from The Onion's satirical editorialist cartoonist Kelley. His shirt that is normally labeled "SICKOS" now says "Nael, age 6". He is looking in at a stock photo of a tiger's head viewed from the shoulder up, in front of a stock photo of a wire cage with a hole burst outward.
August 25, 2023 at 7:51 PM
zumphry.com
glass joe turn into a 100 pc box of lego yet?
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
zumphry.com
#thank#full to hearing about glass joe breaking another part of his body 2nite and never having to care about sports again ☺️
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
zumphry.com
between needing to beg to survive, my back spasming/aching all day (only just now starting cooking), and Other Shit, i have no idea why i shouldnt just fucking kill myself
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
zumphry.com
i’ve started sending myself signal messages like “i bet it’d feel good to be dead”, or “wow you’re really such a loser mooching off of everyone”, or “my birthday marks another year of complete failure to be of any worth to anyone” so i dont post it publicly
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 AM
zumphry.com
oh great, another win 9x theme for classic mac 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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ryanmarino.bsky.social
Not only is food more expensive, it is much more likely to make you sick and harm you, or give your baby botulism
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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psychoalpastor.bsky.social
Friday I will DEFINITELY need to have enough for groceries because my area is looking at getting freezing rain & snow afterwards! Please help!
#MutualAidRequest #helpsky #HelpFolksLive2025 #BIPOCMA #blacksky #fundsky 💸💕
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
zumphry.com
me: dummbed of asss good of takes

tim weenie: dummed of ass shitted doo doo takes
me quoting a post from @ebonscale.bsky.social that reads "oh jesus fucking christ tim" with a screenshot of a headline that says "Epic boss Tim Sweeney says Unreal Engine 6 will be a 'metaverse' joining Fortnite and other Unreal games, including an upcoming 'persistent universe' in development with Disney". my quote is "tim weenie" two posts of mine, in response to Apple losing their legal slapfight with Epic, that read "not to put the tech pundit hat on, but apple has needed a punch to the face for a long time now. maybe timmy SKUs can fuck off and be replaced by someone that won't be convinced by some of the dumbest dipshits in the valley (lol)", and "shame it's a win for timmothy weenie, though."
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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mattmcmuscles.bsky.social
People don't dislike Tim Sweeney nearly as much as they should.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
zumphry.com
$910 away from being able to pay rent!!

Thank you so much to everyone who's made my birthday less bad so far!

ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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doodlemancy.com
"i hate writing NPC dialogue i don't wanna do it i need bobot to do it for me buhhhhh" you are like a little baby
Earthbound screenshot where an NPC is telling Ness "Ok, but your teen years will be ruined just because you didn't buy an Egg." Pokemon trainer: Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear! the beloved Gatekeeper from FE3H: As for me, my job is to stand here at this glorious entrance and leisurely watch over the comings and goings of everyone. Make folks smile, you know? (i couldn't find a good example of Gatekeeper's best dialogue because it's all long convos but people love this guy) it's just the merchant from RE4. no dialogue needed because we all know it by heart and we all love him
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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zumphry.com
Currently at $220 of $1175 towards rent (need $955)!

Thank you for helping me out by sharing and donating! It's truly made my birthday less crummy

ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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glitchwolfe.studio
Hate to continue bumping this!! But here's what I'm working with:

- I'm short about $400 on rent
- my current gig pays contractors on a 30 day delay(!!!)
- I can't drive until I can afford to repair my car (battery won't charge itself)

Thank you all for your help this year, it's been a lifesaver
glitchwolfe.studio zøë wolfe 🏳️‍⚧️ @glitchwolfe.studio · 19d
I am going to refrain from despair posting tonight and just say any help you could throw my way would make a huge difference in my life rn

ko-fi.com/glitch_wolfe
throne.com/glitch_wolfe
Venmo QR code for @glitch_wolfe
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
zumphry.com
Currently at $220 of $1175 towards rent (need $955)!

Thank you for helping me out by sharing and donating! It's truly made my birthday less crummy

ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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zumphry.com
Officially my birthday, would truly appreciate any help towards getting the $1082 i have left towards rent
zumphry.com i.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 4d
Hi all. I once again need help surviving another month.

Still need $320 to get Pooh to the vet (fell short this month), and $1175 by the 1st for rent.

Please help if you’re able to!

ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
A photo of Pooh, my black cat, sitting on my lap with an alert expression on his face. The camera angle is positioned under him, and to the left. The words “$2000 needed, help get Pooh to the vet, and me through the end of the year: Rent, utilities, and groceries” are on white text in the bottom left of the image.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM