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Ben Lamb
@bennyfactor.bsky.social
sandwich analyst

You can call posts here "tweets" now. Other guy isn't using it, no point in letting a good thing go to waste.
these would work as, like, Texas Governor George W Bush talking points
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.

Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Everyone around me thinks I’m overreacting but Opus 4.5 is how I felt when GLP-1s hit. They accidentally the whole economy.
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
yp
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
First car I ever drove was a loaner Land Rover Discovery II, off road on some land my family owned in. Mom's Mk I Disco was constantly in & out of the shop that year (I was 14? 15?) because of electrical gremlins that they ended up 'fixing' by replacing the entire wiring harness and keys/immobilizer
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
hey bluesky squad are you ready for

~ ~ ~ c y b e r m o n d a y ~ ~ ~
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Because when Takuma Sato eventually retires from the Indy 500, he's gonna be an astronaut
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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suddenly? the K-series has been in production since 2001
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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If I told you at any previous point in American history about a 79-year-old man who was posting online messages that started "To all Airlines, Pilots, Drug Dealers, and Human Traffickers," you'd ask who and where that man's caretakers were
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
1980s Trebek, angry, "who furnished this blazer? It's garbage"
Production assistant, whose blazer it is: Uh... Mr..... guy.... of beverly hills, yeah
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
[hive] + [bean] + W + [towel that says 'Her' on it] + [king]

[lightswitch set to on] + the + [ sun, with ray noted] + L + [man in a rowboat] + D

Is the worst rebus I've ever seen on Classic Concentration, Trebek
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
this is just intel's fabs making arm chips (M-series) for apple, not a return of x86_64, bleh
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Idc what the job is, someone pulls up in this and theyre getting shit done
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I don't care that I'm up at 7am with bad heart burn, I will never, ever, EVER waste an opportunity to clown on josh barro. EVER
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
everybody in failson Josh Barro's family has an advanced degree except him, so him saying this is extra funny. His father is Robert Barro, a famous economist and a Harvard professor. His mother is also has a PhD in economics. His sister is a medical doctor, and his older brother has a PhD too.
This guy has a lot of opinions for someone who hasn’t ever had a real job
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
used all my lessons learned from Metal Gear Solid to successfully stealthily sneak into the baby's room and replace kitty in the crib without waking up the baby.
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
RIP to Ed Carpenter Racing's former best sponsor
Fuzzy Zoeller, a two-time major champion and one of golf's most gregarious characters, died at 74. He left behind a legacy of two major titles, eight other PGA Tour titles, and a controversial joke about Tiger Woods that haunted him for the rest of his career.
Indiana native Fuzzy Zoeller, known for 1979 Masters win and Tiger Woods joke, dies
Fuzzy Zoeller, a two-time major champion, dies at 74. His career was marked by a racially insensitive joke about Tiger Woods at the 1997 Masters.
www.wishtv.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My stomach rn
variety barrel, el cajon, california, 1978
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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After this payout, I believe Brian Kelly will have made roughly $112 million in salary since that Notre Dame student videographer died taping Kelly's practice in high winds in 2010
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
What is this, why did I get an ad for it, and if it is an android desktop music player like I think it is, why the hell is Sony and Panasonic not making something similar. I'm not paying b&h fifteen hundred dollars for some brand I've never heard of like some Schlemiel
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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The vessel Robert S. Pierson in early November: haha suck it Edmund Fitzgerald

The vessel Robert S. Pierson in late November: oh crap
Happy thanksgiving. Boat stuck.
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
all nypd offiers should be required to wear those kind of uniforms (with a ballistic vest under them)
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
this singer looks like if courtney love drowned
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM