Ben Lamb
@bennyfactor.bsky.social
sandwich analyst
You can call posts here "tweets" now. Other guy isn't using it, no point in letting a good thing go to waste.
You can call posts here "tweets" now. Other guy isn't using it, no point in letting a good thing go to waste.
What is this, why did I get an ad for it, and if it is an android desktop music player like I think it is, why the hell is Sony and Panasonic not making something similar. I'm not paying b&h fifteen hundred dollars for some brand I've never heard of like some Schlemiel
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
What is this, why did I get an ad for it, and if it is an android desktop music player like I think it is, why the hell is Sony and Panasonic not making something similar. I'm not paying b&h fifteen hundred dollars for some brand I've never heard of like some Schlemiel
OH SHIT THEY'VE GOT FOREIGNER OUT IN HERALD SQUARE
is macy's gonna sell the foreigner belt this xmas
you're cold as ice, carl
is macy's gonna sell the foreigner belt this xmas
you're cold as ice, carl
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
OH SHIT THEY'VE GOT FOREIGNER OUT IN HERALD SQUARE
is macy's gonna sell the foreigner belt this xmas
you're cold as ice, carl
is macy's gonna sell the foreigner belt this xmas
you're cold as ice, carl
I mean it's a semicircle with r=1/2b if 2a>b, and r=a if 2a<b where the short side of the rectangle is side a and the long side is side b. That's not math so much as it is logic
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I mean it's a semicircle with r=1/2b if 2a>b, and r=a if 2a<b where the short side of the rectangle is side a and the long side is side b. That's not math so much as it is logic
I do not know how this page ended up in my tab backlog, but I would like to say to the denizens of reddit that, while there may be no stupid questions, there sure are stupid answers
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I do not know how this page ended up in my tab backlog, but I would like to say to the denizens of reddit that, while there may be no stupid questions, there sure are stupid answers
Shalimar, Florida?
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Shalimar, Florida?
at the breakfast table
Julie: how much money must have changed hands for them to be promoting Wicked on NBC this week?
Me, effortlessly: NBC and Universal are owned by Sheinhardt Wig Company, which is owned by the Ahp Chanagi Party Meats Company of Pyongyang North Korea
(almost nailed the orgchart)
Julie: how much money must have changed hands for them to be promoting Wicked on NBC this week?
Me, effortlessly: NBC and Universal are owned by Sheinhardt Wig Company, which is owned by the Ahp Chanagi Party Meats Company of Pyongyang North Korea
(almost nailed the orgchart)
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
at the breakfast table
Julie: how much money must have changed hands for them to be promoting Wicked on NBC this week?
Me, effortlessly: NBC and Universal are owned by Sheinhardt Wig Company, which is owned by the Ahp Chanagi Party Meats Company of Pyongyang North Korea
(almost nailed the orgchart)
Julie: how much money must have changed hands for them to be promoting Wicked on NBC this week?
Me, effortlessly: NBC and Universal are owned by Sheinhardt Wig Company, which is owned by the Ahp Chanagi Party Meats Company of Pyongyang North Korea
(almost nailed the orgchart)
hey @hankgreen.bsky.social I love this
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
hey @hankgreen.bsky.social I love this
gonna be the best retro comedy detectives since
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
gonna be the best retro comedy detectives since
tell me if this is unfunny and I'll delete, but your two boats both alike in dignity (very little) made me think of this
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
tell me if this is unfunny and I'll delete, but your two boats both alike in dignity (very little) made me think of this
We have this just in case anyone seeing this wants the recommendation. We got it with one camera instead of two which was a little cheaper. It is technically a color camera but only looking at it at night means it's effectively a near-IR B&W screen. And it's not going to a server or whatever either.
November 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
We have this just in case anyone seeing this wants the recommendation. We got it with one camera instead of two which was a little cheaper. It is technically a color camera but only looking at it at night means it's effectively a near-IR B&W screen. And it's not going to a server or whatever either.
talented people are capable of understanding this joke
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
talented people are capable of understanding this joke
The dealer had sent out a courtesy car (of the same type but a more outrageous color) for the owner by the time we were leaving and my wife got a picture of it. Just a ridiculous waste.
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The dealer had sent out a courtesy car (of the same type but a more outrageous color) for the owner by the time we were leaving and my wife got a picture of it. Just a ridiculous waste.
But wait there's more
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
But wait there's more
youtube recs on an embedded video where the third party cookies are blocked and thus you're not "logged in" to youtube are just pure psychopathy. Like I take back every "today in bad youtube recs" I've ever tweeted here or on original twitter for "ranking letters by how easy you can capitalize"
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
youtube recs on an embedded video where the third party cookies are blocked and thus you're not "logged in" to youtube are just pure psychopathy. Like I take back every "today in bad youtube recs" I've ever tweeted here or on original twitter for "ranking letters by how easy you can capitalize"