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i.m. zumphry
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the big stars in your eyes won’t deliver any light

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hm.
bluesky account banner that is obviously ai generated garbage, attempting to depict “profanity” via double asterisk’d “F*ck”s, and skulls in white-purple-green on black graphics.
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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me: dummbed of asss good of takes

tim weenie: dummed of ass shitted doo doo takes
me quoting a post from @ebonscale.bsky.social that reads "oh jesus fucking christ tim" with a screenshot of a headline that says "Epic boss Tim Sweeney says Unreal Engine 6 will be a 'metaverse' joining Fortnite and other Unreal games, including an upcoming 'persistent universe' in development with Disney". my quote is "tim weenie" two posts of mine, in response to Apple losing their legal slapfight with Epic, that read "not to put the tech pundit hat on, but apple has needed a punch to the face for a long time now. maybe timmy SKUs can fuck off and be replaced by someone that won't be convinced by some of the dumbest dipshits in the valley (lol)", and "shame it's a win for timmothy weenie, though."
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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if you prefer gofundme, please keep in mind that I was told to (re)verify my info when editing the fundraiser today. seems to be OK now??, but who the fuck knows!! hope my ugly face fucks up their AI face scan shit!
popup on Gofundme telling me I needed to send "Adyen" more personal info about myself, like my ID card, which I've already provided
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Hi all. I once again need help surviving another month.

Still need $320 to get Pooh to the vet (fell short this month), and $1175 by the 1st for rent.

Please help if you’re able to!

ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
A photo of Pooh, my black cat, sitting on my lap with an alert expression on his face. The camera angle is positioned under him, and to the left. The words “$2000 needed, help get Pooh to the vet, and me through the end of the year: Rent, utilities, and groceries” are on white text in the bottom left of the image.
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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bleak 🙂
linkedin job alert email for "assistant", with all positions being remote jobs... for some scam or slop machine training company called "Taskify AI"
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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the original picture from the horse-staring-at-beach "Man" meme, showing a brown horse on a beach, staring at the waves rolling in from the ocean
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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it was on even though all this shit was greyed out. picture unrelated
a bunch of "smart features" greyed out due to universal settings being off in gmail settings future male model/former professional football player made out of glass joe burrow dressed up as the dark knight joker
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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my reference point is smarterchild, which is funny given that it was ultimately bought/killed by microsoft
screenshot of the following text on wikipedia: ActiveBuddy changed its name to Colloquis (briefly Conversagent) and targeted development of consumer-facing enterprise customer service agents, which the company marketed as Automated Service Agents(tm). Microsoft acquired Colloquis in October 2006 and proceeded to de-commission SmarterChild and kill off the Automated Service Agent business as well. Robert Hoffer, ActiveBuddy co-founder, licensed the technology from Microsoft after Microsoft abandoned the Colloquis technology.
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Pantone color palette for Pantone 185 C, which is a slightly pink red
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Pooh's seen enough
Cutout of my black cat loafing, with emoji sunglasses over his eyes and a thumbs up emoji coming from his chest. On top of a deep red background. the words "Woke 2 Begins Now!!!!" are on top, partially transparent
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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frantically drawn red circle and a few blue arrows pointing at the DM icon on bluesky
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Post something random or else you’ll have an awful November
red capped sump pump valve/lid, showing leakage on concrete
October 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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just asking questions!!
screenshot of 1999 era ask jeeves, with the Ask Jeeves logo and drawing of Jeeves off to the left, all on a dull mustard background. above the search box is "Have a Question? Just type it in and click Ask!" in red. in the search box is the question "when the blue jays win the series can joey otto get a ring aaA" with the rest of the aaAAAAAAAAAAA cut off
October 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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whoever wins, so do i!!!!

:)
badly photoshopped version of the image of rob lowe in the stands, wearing a black coat and a dark gray NFL logo hat. the hat has the american league logo instead of the NFL shield, and instead of a coat, it's one of those awful "both team's jersey halves", with the left (on lowe) part being a blue blue jays jersey showing "JAYS", and the right (on lowe) half being a teal mariner's jersey, showing "MAR". instead of rob lowe, it's my black cat, Pooh, looking off to the right of the frame with gold eyes
October 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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extreme closeup of the iOS version of the 🙂emoji
October 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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guess who just self-owned by this
bulbapedia entry about the pokemon Kadabra holding an everstone (item that prevents trade evolutions from occurring). Text reads: "In Generation 2 only, the Everstone works normally on Kadabra. If a Kadabra is traded while holding an Everstone, it will be prevented from evolving. In all other generations, there is no way to trade a Kadabra while keeping it unevolved. When a Kadabra is traded, it inevitably evolves into Alakazam even if it is holding an Everstone. In addition to the Generation 3 glitch mentioned above, the Everstone does not work on Kadabra from Generation 4 onwards because this Pokémon is explicitly programmed as an exception." Highlighted text that reads "From Generation 4 onwards, a Kadabra still evolves into Alakazam while holding an Everstone due to an explicitly programmed exception."
October 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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a pink front panel and brim hat, with light blue side panels, and yellow squeegie. the front has a yellow patch on it with a surfing pikachu drawing on it. pikachu is wearing glasses.
October 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Post something random, or you’ll have an AWFUL October
9 skeletons standing in a vast desert, backed by an obsidian pyramid, and a late-dusk sky blanketed by stars. the picture is warbled and interlaced like a VHS, and the words “The avatars are ready for interdimensional travel” are on the bottom
September 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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also from before city connect and more than one helmet

wasn't 100% on this since batting should have gothic C, lack of pinstripes on cap could go either way, plus i'm not a big Vests OR pinstripes guy. but was better release valve IMO than doing the BFBS 1999-06 slop.

dreading next city connect :)
concept uniform for a reds sunday home uniform. it's a slight cream white vest with red pinstripes, with red pants and a single white stripe. the vest has black sleeve holes a-la the frank robinson era ones, with a variant of the gothic C on the cap and vest. undershirt is a simple red tshirt (or longsleeve shirt). cap is pinstripe-less, but with around-the-cap red stripe, somewhat like the current city connect's
September 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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1988-1992 set but with buttons and belts my ~beloved~

(i don't have the MLB BLOCK variant with the proper 2 and 4s, also haven't worked on this since 2023 or so. maybe they can use these they get a real hitting coach, or something.)

(i just like the palm beach script reds 😌)
concept uniforms for the cincinnati reds, which are modern versions of the 1988-1992 uniforms (which were the big red machine uniforms, but with double stripes on the cuffs and pant legs), but instead of being sansabelt pullovers, they've got belts and buttons. The red alternative uniform has a variation of the "Palm Beach" reds script, and a running mr. red(legs) patch on top of the wishbone C
September 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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weird JAVTitle submission
HeartGold/SoulSilver text box that reads “Caring at the Loamy Layer of Kanto”. It’s inside the Pewter Fossil Museum in HeartGold/SoulSilver, player character (Gold/Ethan) is checking a display case inside the museum with a Ampharos behind him
September 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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oh wow would you look at that. how did this link get here? oh well might as well click it. if you want (until it’s banned)

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post of mine on mastodon that is a photo of my cat Pooh, with the text “Pee pee Pooh poo”
September 12, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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don't forget him wearing the pride night hat :)
Joey Votto during a post-game press conference, wearing a olive green tank top and the 2021 reds pride night hat with black front of cap and brim, red wishbone c, and rainbow side panels
September 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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there really needs to be a traffic cone and a traffic barrel emoji
discord message from me that reads "i am, once again, unfortunately ready for some 'foot-baw'"
September 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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the pointing leo meme/scene from Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, but my black cat Pooh is the one pointing while going zoomies/airplane mode, and a can of 9 lives wet cat food is in his hand instead of a beer
September 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM