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the big stars in your eyes won’t deliver any light

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(he/him)
hm.
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
me: dummbed of asss good of takes

tim weenie: dummed of ass shitted doo doo takes
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if you prefer gofundme, please keep in mind that I was told to (re)verify my info when editing the fundraiser today. seems to be OK now??, but who the fuck knows!! hope my ugly face fucks up their AI face scan shit!
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hi all. I once again need help surviving another month.

Still need $320 to get Pooh to the vet (fell short this month), and $1175 by the 1st for rent.

Please help if you’re able to!

ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...
&
www.gofundme.com/f/zayne-pooh...
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
bleak 🙂
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
it was on even though all this shit was greyed out. picture unrelated
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
my reference point is smarterchild, which is funny given that it was ultimately bought/killed by microsoft
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Pooh's seen enough
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Post something random or else you’ll have an awful November
October 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
just asking questions!!
October 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
whoever wins, so do i!!!!

:)
October 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
October 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
guess who just self-owned by this
October 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
October 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Post something random, or you’ll have an AWFUL October
September 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
also from before city connect and more than one helmet

wasn't 100% on this since batting should have gothic C, lack of pinstripes on cap could go either way, plus i'm not a big Vests OR pinstripes guy. but was better release valve IMO than doing the BFBS 1999-06 slop.

dreading next city connect :)
September 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
1988-1992 set but with buttons and belts my ~beloved~

(i don't have the MLB BLOCK variant with the proper 2 and 4s, also haven't worked on this since 2023 or so. maybe they can use these they get a real hitting coach, or something.)

(i just like the palm beach script reds 😌)
September 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
weird JAVTitle submission
September 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
oh wow would you look at that. how did this link get here? oh well might as well click it. if you want (until it’s banned)

mastodon.social/@zumphry
September 12, 2025 at 9:05 AM
don't forget him wearing the pride night hat :)
September 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
there really needs to be a traffic cone and a traffic barrel emoji
September 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
September 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM