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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 15h

Batman kept a boy in a cave. And he made the boy fight crime. And we just kept tuning in week after week anyway --same Bat time, same Bat channel

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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 2d

The Fucking Of The Ass (Jasper Johns, 1957)

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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 2d

I spend a distressing amount of time and energy thinking about how Dick Nixon used to drive his future wife Pat to her dates with other men after she rejected him

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Kaitlin M 🍉 @kaitmonk.bsky.social · 2d

I found this account that looks like a Richard Nixon fan page.

It has merch.

The merch is sold by the “Nixon Library Museum Store”

Instagram @nixonfoundation

Text: new merch drop

A young woman wears a pink sweatshirt, baseball cap and carries a large tote that says “Pretty Girls for NIXON”

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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 3d

After a severe blow to head, Emmanuel Macron is now "all in on going back to Algeria" say sources close to him. "He's going to get a lot of people killed," one source added helpfully

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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 4d

Working on a theory that Peter Thiel has only had sex exactly once and it was somehow Weirdly Christian even though it was gay

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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 4d

It's always a good sign when your museum repeatedly apologizes for something but doesn't actually say what

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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 4d

"Why yes, wealthy families sometimes put icons representing how they made their fortune on the family coat of arms. Why yes, our coat of arms has Black people on it. No, we don't know why our ancestors did that" Like bitch please, come the fuck on

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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 4d

Went to a weirdly evil Dutch museum earlier this week that walked the line between "We, a family that made its vast fortune in the 1600s, invite you into our home to show off our impeccable taste" and "Sorry about all the unpleasantness in Suriname with the slavery and such. Not actually sorry tho"

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 4d

We continue to be hostages to the most illiterate men on the planet

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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 𓅰 🐱 @lucavi.bsky.social · 4d

gm

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 6d

people say to me all the time mr president mr president please, will you eat this lindbergh baby, and i say no you're not al- well i'm allowed i could eat the baby maybe later i'll eat the baby but- baby, what an interesting word, baby, you never hear about babies anymore, unless you're eating them

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 6d

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

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Erik @erikgt.bsky.social · 6d

Yankees had a -15 run differential in the ALDS

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Kaitlin M 🍉 @kaitmonk.bsky.social · 9d

Toyota Canada: two women in a Prius get ice cream

Toyota USA: FLOOD WATERS ARE RISING YOU NEED A TACTICAL VEHICLE

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 5d

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 5d

I'm entering Baby Queer Era: Phase 2 by visiting my first dyke bar lol

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 6d

work work

Tumblr post:

video games are all about meeting a little elf
outside the city gates that says 'ah... the pernicious
weed!' when you give him a healing herb and then
finding yourself fifteen years later saying "ah... the
pernicious weed!" to yourself in the shower

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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 6d

I've decided to succumb to my weaknesses 👍

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 7d

the Godzilla toilet paper holder would fix me

Japanese magazine ad for a wall mounted toilet paper holder shaped like Godzilla

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 8d

OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢

DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun