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molly @rainforests.bsky.social · 3h

the master asked the student, "what kind of bread is nicest?"
the student meditates for a month, and returns: "the nicest bread is wheat itself, for it is the source of all breads"
the master shakes head and smiles, "no. its tiger bread. thjats the nicest one" . they laff into the sky . its lunch

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zinā' warrior princess @melifonos.bsky.social · 4h

when a transsexual woman identifies as butch half the time i'm like ok daddy 😍 and half the time i'm like You Are A Woman Wearing A Shirt

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 5h

I'm gonna write a novel about a woman who destroys her entire life because her metamour is someone she babysat 10 years ago and everyone keeps telling her it's not a big deal. They're gonna kill me for it.

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 9h

jet lag is a kind of american bastard

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 9h

FUCK

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krumm @entzuendung.bsky.social · 1d

private ends

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 21h

Autism 🫡

Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 21h

My ideal outfit is some kind of tight fitting rough linen overall. Like what a 18th century sailor would wear under a diving suit

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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 22h

every pop-up menu, every notification tone, every spasm towards the screen - is a microfissure in your holy mission to achieve what god set out for you in your art

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 23h

I've been trying to imagine a woman who I would be ok with calling me her wife and I've just reinvented men from first principles

Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 23h

The way trans lesbians refer to their girlfriends as their wives... it leaves me cold. It leaves me cold.

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 23h

God bless them! They seem to be having fun!

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 23h

The way trans lesbians refer to their girlfriends as their wives... it leaves me cold. It leaves me cold.

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 1d

Got back from New York and I no longer want FFS but I do want a breast aug Badly

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blæke 0.5b @elfboys.com · 1d

i think working on something that kinda sucks is good for you

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 1d

Hot cakes sell very well... but people aren't buying my handmade creams and ointments, despite them being piping hot. So it's not the hot that makes stuff sell.

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 1d

y tu mama tambienga

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 2d

It's like SEER-sha. My last name is pretty cool, it's French, but yes it's not going on the public internet ahaha

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 2d

thank you lol I try ☀️

Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 2d

I live in Ireland :)

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

Need the money and the husband first chiquita

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

All I need is PhD funding, a husband, a two bedroom home and a stupid looking medium sized dog.

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

It could all be so simple

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macnult @macnult.com · 3d

doe

digital continuous line drawing of a doe's head.
not signed by yours truly but drawn by yours truly, macnult 🎨

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Saoirse ☀️ @scratchcarddust.bsky.social · 3d

I have very cogent thoughts about this but talking about video game design on bluesky seems like a slippery slope. Have you guys ever thought about how the thing that causes Peter's faith to waver on the waters of Galilee was the wind? What did Matthew mean by that

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