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melifonos.bsky.social
weird how like all software development is now about how much data-rent you can be seeking from a captive userbase
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nopnop.bsky.social
This is what happens when you have user adoption metrics to justify your job for a product no one really wants.
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lookitup.baby
Boss, we’ve got a problem. Users don’t want this stuff! They keep wanting to turn it off, even when we keep turning it back on!

Boss: I have an idea
melifonos.bsky.social
i guess i could also ask whether the acceptance is more negatively formulated (i.e. "tolerant") or positively formulated (they want to know about other kinds of people and ways of life)
melifonos.bsky.social
i'm curious too--do you find the social acceptance is attended by intellectual curiosity and vice versa or is there no relationship?
melifonos.bsky.social
i can't imagine things have improved much, at least in terms of broad Affect, in the trump-universe
melifonos.bsky.social
i wonder how peaky the distribution is here though, like, at my high school outside baltimore everyone was normal, whereas my at high school in rural pennsylvania one in ten students was like a junior klansman
aubreygilleran.bsky.social
There are many other ways in which the kids are not all right. Widespread concerns about reading comprehension are valid and threaten democracy in other ways. But in terms of being broadly accepting of racial and sexual diversity, the game's over, and the libs won. 2/2
melifonos.bsky.social
5'4" brooklynite she/they getting dragged bodily down the street by the pit bull mix they rescued out of barely-concealed class anxiety: he's just so sweet and affectionate 🥰

the dog in question: Baby Fingerz R My Favorite Snack
melifonos.bsky.social
when a transsexual woman identifies as butch half the time i'm like ok daddy 😍 and half the time i'm like You Are A Woman Wearing A Shirt
melifonos.bsky.social
thank you for attending my ted talk on the 'adab of author bios
melifonos.bsky.social
if you have ever published a book? you do not need to name journal publications ever again. there are two and only two exceptions: 1) it was your small press debut and it's poetry magazine, respectively, or 2) you are a distinguished writer lending readership to a new journal that commissioned you
melifonos.bsky.social
also! unless it is your most recent book, why include publications from more than two years ago. nobody is going through journal back issues to read your poem
melifonos.bsky.social
any deviations from this formula--any at all!!!--have minimal benefit and an extremely high Annoyance Factor
melifonos.bsky.social
the rule for a "bio" should be

who you are, your medium, one-maybe-two accolades, and where someone can find your work.

If And Only IF you are advertising in advance, you can give a few words describing your work. if an audience is already in the room, why bother? they're about to find out anyway!
melifonos.bsky.social
for "author bio", like, fifty words is probably ideal. greater than like 75 and it's like ok i didn't ask for your CV and fewer than like 15 and it's like ok i didn't ask for a middle finger
melifonos.bsky.social
for "author bio", like, fifty words is probably ideal. greater than like 75 and it's like ok i didn't ask for your CV and fewer than like 15 and it's like ok i didn't ask for a middle finger
melifonos.bsky.social
like these are clearly different impulses reflecting different career stages and each has their place etc. etc. but whoever edited the newsletter together might have taken a moment to think about how goofy this looks side by side
melifonos.bsky.social
from "i'm not reading all that happy for you tho or sorry that happened" to "yaaas queen give us nothing"
melifonos.bsky.social
latest poetry project newsletter offering an view onto the two extremes of author bio indulgence
melifonos.bsky.social
feels like getting poked in the eye every time i hear a straight person say "queer" like we should not be letting them do that i don't care if you're public universal dream boat zohran mamdani
melifonos.bsky.social
the "omg do i have a crush"/"look these guys are all jews" dichotomy applies to gay people seeking working-class authenticity or whatever in appalachia by the way. place sucks
melifonos.bsky.social
saturday night in ridgewood queens might eat 25 green olives from valentinos market and give myself a tummy ache
melifonos.bsky.social
Earl Grey would be a good hereditary title for a seal
melifonos.bsky.social
i'm just a rabbit looking for her jackalope
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pdfmerchant.bsky.social
sorry i'm late i was completing Trials of the spirit