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yay blake. hello hi. fiction and website: catboy.club
newtype.itch.io <-- zines here
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January 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
none of these french women are boating in this movie despite the title
January 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 5:00 AM
not to mention all the other stuff but i also think lifting a character's color scheme from a pride flag is kinda tacky
January 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
nose surgery 2 has turned me into a duck noise soundboard
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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beautiful
The news cycle is insane it’s only Tuesday
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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REMINDER! We are open for submissions until Feb. 7 for our next anthology, IDOLS. See our previous posts for more prompts, ideas, and manifestations about the theme 🥀
January 4, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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Happy New Year! ⚔️✨
December 31, 2024 at 10:30 PM
finishing the novel this year before they send me to the camp
January 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
they play nature documentaries at the clinic i go to and every other ad after some dramatic spiel about monkeys is for a sports betting website or gambling app and i dont know how you endure that every day without developing a psychosis
December 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
i was soaking my brain in toy video slop and the reviewer didn't know how to describe low-grade plastic dissolving and called it tacky. which is fair. that isn't incorrect. it's just a funny way to describe the happy meal toy microplastics scraping off into your airways and into the sea...
December 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Gunfighter atop the Vase of the Daemosene Body, digital painting and collage
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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something beautiful about reading this every year is that people seem more comfortable every year just admitting they stuck something up their ass for fun
December 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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scrooge, from his windowsill: you there! boy! get fucked!
July 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
i need her
December 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
love it when the takarazuka revue pulls out the chonmage wigs
December 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
brutalist concrete keyboard with mysterious runes could fix this
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
started playing this today for the soundtrack and there's no competition www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm17...
Sunbeams Streaming Through Leaves On The Hill Evergrace OST
YouTube video by Ostzilla
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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society that never invented writing: oral tradition dictates that there is nothing mightier than the sword
December 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i mute it when 30 people like a post i dont want to know
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
don't give up
fat tanuki
December 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM