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The Ugly Machine
@theuglymachine.bsky.social
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Rust Witch Blacksmithing and metal art Inquiries: [email protected] https://ko-fi.com/theuglymachine
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · Apr 18
New anvil, new pinned post. I'm in my powerful relics era.
My new anvil with a fix your hearts or die tag painted on it A key shaped chime Two knives made with twisted thorny handles A hand forged chime with five bells made to look like a twisted bouquet of thorny sprigs
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 2h
Yeh
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 8h
It would indeed be silly to make a carving tool out of different alloys fused together, the edge would wear unevenly and carve like shit quickly. Maybe not catastrophically but who knows lol
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 8h
Oh wow they're really welcoming me here
Cake Ugly
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1d
Jungian Sheldon
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1d
Kinda crazy Christian Bale played Batman right after playing a character named Patrick Batman
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1d
Give him a city to destroy! He deserves it!
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1d
Booooop
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1d
It's pumpy! The famous cat!
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1d
I am in awe
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1d
Look who I'm visiting.
It's pumpy, the perfect cat
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1d
I waved back
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1d
I'm right here. If you can see me wave back plz
A large body of water viewed from above the clouds with a sunrise in the back
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1d
@kaye.zone I just sat down for a cross country flight and saw the almost three hour silent hill 2 remake Ep in my feed, could kiss you rn
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1d
Ok I'm looking out this window wave if you see me
View from my window seat
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1d
This is what I had to leave behind to go on vacation :'(
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 6d
Bean dawg
Chapter with a green bean on the couch
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1d
You don't have to take off your shoes at the airport anymore = only for Crocs. Bullshit.
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1d
Watching a line of boomers scroll and tut at Facebook posts is the new slot machine button gif
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1d
Especially eye watering levels of it lady you smell like a toilet air freshener
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1d
If you wear perfume at the airport I hate you
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 1d
Ok I'm gonna be on an airplane so everybody only post things that would be cool to show the person sitting next to me
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 2d
How do I tell which telephone poles are the standing dead ones that are ok to fell for campfire wood?
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 2d
Tomorrow morning your little country mouse is going to the big city. Do any city people have good advice for me to fit in?
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 2d
How do we know we get in? Sealed letter? Signal in the clouds? Mild carbon monoxide poisoning?
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 2d
Tomorrow morning your little country mouse is going to the big city. Do any city people have good advice for me to fit in?
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 2d
Me when the bait shop starts swapping things over for ice fishing
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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 2d
It's baffling
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