The Ugly Machine
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Also got a regular who has a forcefemme fantasy he wants to rp
First time for that, unfamiliar w that territory
how do I rp that I wonder
He wants me to threaten that imma make him get his blood work done and get on hormones
First time for that, unfamiliar w that territory
how do I rp that I wonder
He wants me to threaten that imma make him get his blood work done and get on hormones
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Also got a regular who has a forcefemme fantasy he wants to rp
First time for that, unfamiliar w that territory
how do I rp that I wonder
He wants me to threaten that imma make him get his blood work done and get on hormones
First time for that, unfamiliar w that territory
how do I rp that I wonder
He wants me to threaten that imma make him get his blood work done and get on hormones
Sometimes you Google your joke to see if it's been done before and find the dumbest shit
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Sometimes you Google your joke to see if it's been done before and find the dumbest shit
Forcefemme majeure
November 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Forcefemme majeure
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Eat your turkey dinner
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Eat your turkey dinner
Been camped out all night for black Friday deals at the plumbing trade warehouse. Me and a bunch of other guys here chanting and cheering when someone new joins us. We're all gonna buy huge toilets today.
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Been camped out all night for black Friday deals at the plumbing trade warehouse. Me and a bunch of other guys here chanting and cheering when someone new joins us. We're all gonna buy huge toilets today.
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Me: I'd make more money if I was hot
Hephaestus: say no more fam I got u
Hephaestus: say no more fam I got u
June 29, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Me: I'd make more money if I was hot
Hephaestus: say no more fam I got u
Hephaestus: say no more fam I got u
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Flail for sale! Come and get it 😈
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Flail for sale! Come and get it 😈
My black Friday sale starts at midnight
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
My black Friday sale starts at midnight
Everyone follow me with your alts I need to be more popular so a rich person will notice me and give me enough money to do what I want with my life instead of whatever this is
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Everyone follow me with your alts I need to be more popular so a rich person will notice me and give me enough money to do what I want with my life instead of whatever this is
my personal make up style is church grandma who still lives on her own without assistance but probably not for much longer
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my personal make up style is church grandma who still lives on her own without assistance but probably not for much longer
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happy turkey day
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
happy turkey day
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I paid like 50 bucks for this guy
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I paid like 50 bucks for this guy
Our single maga family member (not blood related) left before food was even served due to being upset by every single conversation but unable to say anything without his wife scolding him. Total win.
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Our single maga family member (not blood related) left before food was even served due to being upset by every single conversation but unable to say anything without his wife scolding him. Total win.
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Fill me like one of your French faguettes
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Fill me like one of your French faguettes
showing off my new super purebred dog, it's hips are so displayed one leg goes right to the ground and the other juts right up towards the sky so it has to wall run like in Titanfall 2 everywhere
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
showing off my new super purebred dog, it's hips are so displayed one leg goes right to the ground and the other juts right up towards the sky so it has to wall run like in Titanfall 2 everywhere
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Thanksgiving didn't really pop off until the 50 minute mark of my nephews electric clarinet solo
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Thanksgiving didn't really pop off until the 50 minute mark of my nephews electric clarinet solo
Eat your turkey dinner
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Eat your turkey dinner
I wanna update this, he got really into coffee to stay on the diet and be able to shit so now he is telling everyone about the math he uses to get the perfect grind size on his imported beans
Uncle Justin is on the carnivore diet and he loves it and lost so much weight and hasn't shit in two months and that's probably fine
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I wanna update this, he got really into coffee to stay on the diet and be able to shit so now he is telling everyone about the math he uses to get the perfect grind size on his imported beans
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Uncle Justin is on the carnivore diet and he loves it and lost so much weight and hasn't shit in two months and that's probably fine
November 28, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Uncle Justin is on the carnivore diet and he loves it and lost so much weight and hasn't shit in two months and that's probably fine
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Aunt Jill won't eat anything until her app loads that tells her what to eat. Been drinking since noon but hors d'oeurvres are a hard line she won't cross
November 28, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Aunt Jill won't eat anything until her app loads that tells her what to eat. Been drinking since noon but hors d'oeurvres are a hard line she won't cross
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everyoneis haveing way too many babies, they are so loud and don't do anything
November 28, 2024 at 10:31 PM
everyoneis haveing way too many babies, they are so loud and don't do anything
