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@geewhizard.bsky.social
jizzard (jester wizard) and phantasmagorical dinghy
babblin of the great electric council
can control shawty u can’t control, shawty
accidental gutter princess, t ball coach, unkillable, baby alligator escalator engineer, homunculus architect
babblin of the great electric council
can control shawty u can’t control, shawty
accidental gutter princess, t ball coach, unkillable, baby alligator escalator engineer, homunculus architect
Pinned
WAIT talking to him further he actually seems to have a very deeply closeted desire to actually transition 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 imma cry
It’s never too late brooooo
It’s never too late brooooo
Also got a regular who has a forcefemme fantasy he wants to rp
First time for that, unfamiliar w that territory
how do I rp that I wonder
He wants me to threaten that imma make him get his blood work done and get on hormones
First time for that, unfamiliar w that territory
how do I rp that I wonder
He wants me to threaten that imma make him get his blood work done and get on hormones
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 AM
WAIT talking to him further he actually seems to have a very deeply closeted desire to actually transition 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 imma cry
It’s never too late brooooo
It’s never too late brooooo
Also got a regular who has a forcefemme fantasy he wants to rp
First time for that, unfamiliar w that territory
how do I rp that I wonder
He wants me to threaten that imma make him get his blood work done and get on hormones
First time for that, unfamiliar w that territory
how do I rp that I wonder
He wants me to threaten that imma make him get his blood work done and get on hormones
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Also got a regular who has a forcefemme fantasy he wants to rp
First time for that, unfamiliar w that territory
how do I rp that I wonder
He wants me to threaten that imma make him get his blood work done and get on hormones
First time for that, unfamiliar w that territory
how do I rp that I wonder
He wants me to threaten that imma make him get his blood work done and get on hormones
Welp first time ever having a guy call me a spicy meatball in vip after learning I was Italian
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Welp first time ever having a guy call me a spicy meatball in vip after learning I was Italian
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existence of skinny puppy implies the existence of thicc puppy
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
existence of skinny puppy implies the existence of thicc puppy
If you want to hear the narrative prose / ritual prayer I wrote for my friends’ krampus ball performance, here it is
The Prayer
voca.ro/1fquOo2thgOu
The Prayer
voca.ro/1fquOo2thgOu
Vocaroo | Online voice recorder
Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.
voca.ro
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If you want to hear the narrative prose / ritual prayer I wrote for my friends’ krampus ball performance, here it is
The Prayer
voca.ro/1fquOo2thgOu
The Prayer
voca.ro/1fquOo2thgOu
thank the lord air fare btw la and Seattle is so relatively affordable or I would be punching holes in the wall and gnashing my teeth
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
thank the lord air fare btw la and Seattle is so relatively affordable or I would be punching holes in the wall and gnashing my teeth
Now that I know that I really like the boy the real yearning hours begin
It was a question mark before but now it’s becoming real af
lord have mercy
It was a question mark before but now it’s becoming real af
lord have mercy
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Now that I know that I really like the boy the real yearning hours begin
It was a question mark before but now it’s becoming real af
lord have mercy
It was a question mark before but now it’s becoming real af
lord have mercy
I get insufferable and obsessed online when I start to really like someone sorry in advance yall
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I get insufferable and obsessed online when I start to really like someone sorry in advance yall
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Screenshot of a small series of posts from an EU provider I follow talking about online censorship of SWers.
Outside of 1:1 provider spaces & occasionally client-facing spaces like this, I really don’t see an understanding that *sex work is care work* with physical intimacy is the facilitator.
Outside of 1:1 provider spaces & occasionally client-facing spaces like this, I really don’t see an understanding that *sex work is care work* with physical intimacy is the facilitator.
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Screenshot of a small series of posts from an EU provider I follow talking about online censorship of SWers.
Outside of 1:1 provider spaces & occasionally client-facing spaces like this, I really don’t see an understanding that *sex work is care work* with physical intimacy is the facilitator.
Outside of 1:1 provider spaces & occasionally client-facing spaces like this, I really don’t see an understanding that *sex work is care work* with physical intimacy is the facilitator.
eating my hat ceasing my kvetching as I have been blessed
If the cutie comes through tomorrow and responds I’ll eat my hat and you all have to forgive me for kvetching (my kvetches are warranted but still)
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
eating my hat ceasing my kvetching as I have been blessed
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like ohhhh you want me? Howl at the moon about it. I’mma put your ass in a locket and pace the widow’s walk about it. lmk when u back from war playboy
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
like ohhhh you want me? Howl at the moon about it. I’mma put your ass in a locket and pace the widow’s walk about it. lmk when u back from war playboy
Hey so about that list
list of needs for a lover
1. Worships me
2. Lets me worship them
3. Got skills
4. Reads to me
5. Lets me read to them
6. disgustingly romantic
7. good character
8. Ducks in a row
9. Likes to do shit
1. Worships me
2. Lets me worship them
3. Got skills
4. Reads to me
5. Lets me read to them
6. disgustingly romantic
7. good character
8. Ducks in a row
9. Likes to do shit
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Hey so about that list
deathbed companion 4 deathbed companion
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 AM
deathbed companion 4 deathbed companion
yall ever get uhhh aggressively cherished and adored by a beautiful sweetheart before
cupped my face, kissed all over it then looked deep into my eyes and reassured and soothed me about some worries
fffffuckkkkkkkk
cupped my face, kissed all over it then looked deep into my eyes and reassured and soothed me about some worries
fffffuckkkkkkkk
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 AM
yall ever get uhhh aggressively cherished and adored by a beautiful sweetheart before
cupped my face, kissed all over it then looked deep into my eyes and reassured and soothed me about some worries
fffffuckkkkkkkk
cupped my face, kissed all over it then looked deep into my eyes and reassured and soothed me about some worries
fffffuckkkkkkkk
Nothing hits quite like someone allowing you to soothe them tho
Real shhhh everything will be ok hours
Real shhhh everything will be ok hours
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Nothing hits quite like someone allowing you to soothe them tho
Real shhhh everything will be ok hours
Real shhhh everything will be ok hours
so turns out this is my kink (I’m the deathbed maiden)
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
so turns out this is my kink (I’m the deathbed maiden)
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what if he was called homestar gunner and he had a glock
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
what if he was called homestar gunner and he had a glock
"the boy you mentioned almost died, hamsa doesn't work"
Well actually, think about it this way, this was bad enough, can you imagine what might have happened if I hadn't put the hamsa
Well actually, think about it this way, this was bad enough, can you imagine what might have happened if I hadn't put the hamsa
“I’m not superstitious”
*Immediately puts a hamsa in display name*
*Immediately puts a hamsa in display name*
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"the boy you mentioned almost died, hamsa doesn't work"
Well actually, think about it this way, this was bad enough, can you imagine what might have happened if I hadn't put the hamsa
Well actually, think about it this way, this was bad enough, can you imagine what might have happened if I hadn't put the hamsa
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Man accidentally ghosted his visit bc almost got turned into a real ghost, now he’s on a flight to make it up to me. God damn. sick.
FaceTimed him. He was so sorry. I kept telling him to hush his mouth about that. Told him about my roller coaster of emotions to fill him in. Showed him his new pfp and gravestones. He laughed and told me to keep it that way.
Now that I have confirmation that boy is alive and recovering I think it’s kind of funny in a fucked up way that I switched his contact image up
kind of on the nose there mans almost became an actual ghost
smdh man
kind of on the nose there mans almost became an actual ghost
smdh man
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Man accidentally ghosted his visit bc almost got turned into a real ghost, now he’s on a flight to make it up to me. God damn. sick.
Sometimes your life feels weird but then you get a random text from ur friend showing off her new tactical gear and the heatmapping upgrades on her night vision goggles and it makes u go :)
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Sometimes your life feels weird but then you get a random text from ur friend showing off her new tactical gear and the heatmapping upgrades on her night vision goggles and it makes u go :)
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Wild how often "I'm okay with the idea of you not being with me" is actually just "I'm okay with the idea of you not being with anyone"
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Wild how often "I'm okay with the idea of you not being with me" is actually just "I'm okay with the idea of you not being with anyone"
i keep encountering people who willfully blow up relationships and then act surprised and sad about how shitty their social lives are
Like, people, you are actively choosing this
Three different Ppl this year I’ve encountered who push people away and then play victim like “everybody leaves me”
Like, people, you are actively choosing this
Three different Ppl this year I’ve encountered who push people away and then play victim like “everybody leaves me”
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
i keep encountering people who willfully blow up relationships and then act surprised and sad about how shitty their social lives are
Like, people, you are actively choosing this
Three different Ppl this year I’ve encountered who push people away and then play victim like “everybody leaves me”
Like, people, you are actively choosing this
Three different Ppl this year I’ve encountered who push people away and then play victim like “everybody leaves me”