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geewhizard.bsky.social
jizzard of peace and prosperity
@geewhizard.bsky.social
jizzard (jester wizard) and phantasmagorical dinghy

babblin at the foot of the great electric council

can control shawty u can’t control, shawty

accidental gutter princess, unkillable, baby alligator escalator engineer, homunculus architect
she just hates it when you forget to get her a towel that’s all
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Tyyyy that is the magic of gouache
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I lub gorilla
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
🤯
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I just woke up from a nap and totally misread ur original poast lmfao

Ty friend yes î need some on wolfie from red hot riding hood time
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
They used that excuse last week also cant do it two Saturdays in a row
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
at 11 am until now 8:24 pm?
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
No teeth knocked out regardless they got enough extenuating circumstances broadly speaking that even if this is strike three it’s a release the fish situation not a punch the fish situation
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Noooo no teeth knocked out yet (me insisting on hoping that this is just strike 2.5 and not strike 3 for someone I’ve foolishly got my hopes up about)
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Likely tbh
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Lmao
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
nobody deserve me i stg (I am being dramatic but mannnn)
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i don’t do this at da mom n pop store ok I have a small amount of morality
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Where do the tassels go
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 AM