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we skank away, ere break of day
but the dwarves skanked too greedily
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
we skank away, ere break of day
"Babe I don't deserve you" absolutely not but it's good we're on the same page, proceed.
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"Babe I don't deserve you" absolutely not but it's good we're on the same page, proceed.
swag with me
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
swag with me
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not to brag (I’m gonna brag) but the movies feed is looking real good today. So much amazing work being published by film writers, so many great (and discourse-generating) films coming out now.
See the best place for movie lovers on Bluesky 💃🍿🎬📽️
See the best place for movie lovers on Bluesky 💃🍿🎬📽️
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
not to brag (I’m gonna brag) but the movies feed is looking real good today. So much amazing work being published by film writers, so many great (and discourse-generating) films coming out now.
See the best place for movie lovers on Bluesky 💃🍿🎬📽️
See the best place for movie lovers on Bluesky 💃🍿🎬📽️
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The goddamned Captain of the Buckriders is here!
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The goddamned Captain of the Buckriders is here!
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is this platform still against attention schemes involving shrimp tails in sugary breakfast cereals or has it moved more toward acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
is this platform still against attention schemes involving shrimp tails in sugary breakfast cereals or has it moved more toward acceptance?
It's clearing-out-the-fridge week and I'm delighted to report that carrot, kohlrabi, daikon, north sea shrimp, walnuts and sesame dressing are very good together!
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It's clearing-out-the-fridge week and I'm delighted to report that carrot, kohlrabi, daikon, north sea shrimp, walnuts and sesame dressing are very good together!
Well, shit. Sorry to everyone I told to read When Prophecy Fails. You didn't but still. My bad.
It’s one of the most influential social psychology studies ever. Was it all a lie?
A classic book on UFO believers and their "cognitive dissonance" after aliens failed to land is called into question.
www.motherjones.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Well, shit. Sorry to everyone I told to read When Prophecy Fails. You didn't but still. My bad.
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oh wow you work 60-80 hours a week? like you spend that time doing the thing we are all forced to do to survive but more of it? do you ever feel like a stupid loser? like a donkey?
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
oh wow you work 60-80 hours a week? like you spend that time doing the thing we are all forced to do to survive but more of it? do you ever feel like a stupid loser? like a donkey?
I had completely forgotten we made a whole ass miniseries about the flying goat witches in the 90s and you can watch it if you want. You won't but you could!
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I had completely forgotten we made a whole ass miniseries about the flying goat witches in the 90s and you can watch it if you want. You won't but you could!
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If you're at your family's Thanksgiving this year and the problematic Uncle starts talking some bullshit, the best play is to immediately light a cigarette at the table.
Call anyone who objects woke.
Call anyone who objects woke.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If you're at your family's Thanksgiving this year and the problematic Uncle starts talking some bullshit, the best play is to immediately light a cigarette at the table.
Call anyone who objects woke.
Call anyone who objects woke.
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Person in a werewolf movie who pretends to be bitten just so someone will tie them up in a basement. "oh noooo I'm gonna chaaaaaange 👀 you'll have to tie me up so tight 😩 for my own good 🥺"
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Person in a werewolf movie who pretends to be bitten just so someone will tie them up in a basement. "oh noooo I'm gonna chaaaaaange 👀 you'll have to tie me up so tight 😩 for my own good 🥺"
if I was a hollywood dictator all movies would be entirely about off-putting men kissing and eating each other
if I was a hollywood dictator all movies would be entirely about Bjork beating men to death with a paperweight
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
if I was a hollywood dictator all movies would be entirely about off-putting men kissing and eating each other
Despite everything this has been a year of seeing good and talented people thrive and to celebrate I'll keep my level of holiday drinking at ER instead of cemetery.
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Despite everything this has been a year of seeing good and talented people thrive and to celebrate I'll keep my level of holiday drinking at ER instead of cemetery.
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The only real Christmas movie.
As every year at Christmas, some Japanese theaters will screen "Tokyo Godfathers" ;o;
www.shin-bungeiza.com/schedule#d20...
www.shin-bungeiza.com/schedule#d20...
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The only real Christmas movie.
It's 2025, you can't call men "gay" as an insult anymore. Now we say "performative."
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It's 2025, you can't call men "gay" as an insult anymore. Now we say "performative."
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Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
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the baby (15 months) motioned for me to open my mouth and then spat a half-chewed apple slice directly into it
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
the baby (15 months) motioned for me to open my mouth and then spat a half-chewed apple slice directly into it
Internet got us so fucked up we're reinventing "having friends" from the ground up.
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Internet got us so fucked up we're reinventing "having friends" from the ground up.
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Oh shit oh fuck they got him, they got Spidey
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Oh shit oh fuck they got him, they got Spidey
I really need to get it through my thick skull that when the question is "hm, this dish is missing something, but what?" the answer is always gochujang.
Gochujang is an excellent addition to almost anything. Maybe not meringue, but I'm not ruling it out.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I really need to get it through my thick skull that when the question is "hm, this dish is missing something, but what?" the answer is always gochujang.
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Any excuse to post this again
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Any excuse to post this again
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Did a wintery little ikebana arrangement to clear my brain/brighten the house 🌺❄️
Big and dramatic, just like ya boi here
Big and dramatic, just like ya boi here
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Did a wintery little ikebana arrangement to clear my brain/brighten the house 🌺❄️
Big and dramatic, just like ya boi here
Big and dramatic, just like ya boi here
This may sound harsh, and it is, but if you ever turn into a queer who doesn't like parties OR board games I'd like to see you do better.
The one bright spot in a The Road style apocalyptic misery pit is that I will never have to play a board game again. What are we doing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This may sound harsh, and it is, but if you ever turn into a queer who doesn't like parties OR board games I'd like to see you do better.