Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey
@seemoreevil.bsky.social
“Local prankster.” -NBC. Author of How to Dodge a Cannonball & Everything Abridged. Chaos vendor at 1-900-HOTDOG. Constant satire at https://www.extra-evil.com/
Rep: Reeves Hamilton www.vertical-ink-agency.com/
Rep: Reeves Hamilton www.vertical-ink-agency.com/
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November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Miracle: Another week without fleeing into the mountains.
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Miracle: Another week without fleeing into the mountains.
If Mustaine stayed sane, I'd have named my newsletter "The Sick, The Dying, and the Dead."
www.extra-evil.com/extra-evil-v...
www.extra-evil.com/extra-evil-v...
Extra Evil - Metaphysical Therapy
Today's Fortune: Flee the building and never return.
www.extra-evil.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If Mustaine stayed sane, I'd have named my newsletter "The Sick, The Dying, and the Dead."
www.extra-evil.com/extra-evil-v...
www.extra-evil.com/extra-evil-v...
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Aside from Eleven, Will, and maybe Mike, the Stranger Things kids/teens are basically interchangeable. They have different personalities but not really different narrative roles.
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Aside from Eleven, Will, and maybe Mike, the Stranger Things kids/teens are basically interchangeable. They have different personalities but not really different narrative roles.
After an ode to the skate photo, Cole summarizes slash-and-burn outrage farming very well:
www.simplemagic.ca/steve-caball...
www.simplemagic.ca/steve-caball...
Steve Caballero and the stupiding of the skateboarder's mind
Antonio Durao plays a sick game of mid-air patty-cake, Cab makes some sickening social media posts, FA goes sicko moto-mode, and more.
www.simplemagic.ca
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
After an ode to the skate photo, Cole summarizes slash-and-burn outrage farming very well:
www.simplemagic.ca/steve-caball...
www.simplemagic.ca/steve-caball...
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Extra Evil - Metaphysical Therapy
Today's Fortune: Flee the building and never return.
www.extra-evil.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Query:
Didn’t we pardon the turkeys?
Didn’t we pardon the turkeys?
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Query:
Didn’t we pardon the turkeys?
Didn’t we pardon the turkeys?
Extra Evil - Metaphysical Therapy
Today's Fortune: Flee the building and never return.
www.extra-evil.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I proudly present: the bottom.
It's part two of @seemoreevil.bsky.social and @merrittk.com's Teamworking day. They're inviting you to ASMRchurch! It's got more anime than you would expect. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/team...
Teamworking Day: ASMRchurch Part 2 - 1-900-HOTDOG
Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.
1900hotdog.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I proudly present: the bottom.
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It's part two of @seemoreevil.bsky.social and @merrittk.com's Teamworking day. They're inviting you to ASMRchurch! It's got more anime than you would expect. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/team...
Teamworking Day: ASMRchurch Part 2 - 1-900-HOTDOG
Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.
1900hotdog.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It's part two of @seemoreevil.bsky.social and @merrittk.com's Teamworking day. They're inviting you to ASMRchurch! It's got more anime than you would expect. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/team...
As fans of me or books detached from reality know: Blind Guardian’s playing NYC today. I am in my Valhalla. I think I’m on a new list too, hopefully not a state one.
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
As fans of me or books detached from reality know: Blind Guardian’s playing NYC today. I am in my Valhalla. I think I’m on a new list too, hopefully not a state one.
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every sentence is activation phrase for yet a deeper layer of sleeper agent training
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
every sentence is activation phrase for yet a deeper layer of sleeper agent training
All those incantations paid off:
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
All those incantations paid off:
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This could be our most powerful Teamworking Day of all time! @seemoreevil.bsky.social, @merrittk.com, God and anime all team up for a two-part Hotdog event! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/team...
Teamworking Day: ASMRchurch Part 1 - 1-900-HOTDOG
Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.
1900hotdog.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This could be our most powerful Teamworking Day of all time! @seemoreevil.bsky.social, @merrittk.com, God and anime all team up for a two-part Hotdog event! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/team...
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this is sort of a bleak follow up to the bleak interview I did with @janefriedman.com
janefriedman.com/how-do-freel...
janefriedman.com/how-do-freel...
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
this is sort of a bleak follow up to the bleak interview I did with @janefriedman.com
janefriedman.com/how-do-freel...
janefriedman.com/how-do-freel...
New nightmare just dropped:
This could be our most powerful Teamworking Day of all time! @seemoreevil.bsky.social, @merrittk.com, God and anime all team up for a two-part Hotdog event! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/team...
Teamworking Day: ASMRchurch Part 1 - 1-900-HOTDOG
Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.
1900hotdog.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
New nightmare just dropped:
If anyone asks, I posted this last week.
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If anyone asks, I posted this last week.
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“Godzilla Has Made Landfall in Tokyo Harbor. Maybe That’s OK.”
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
“Godzilla Has Made Landfall in Tokyo Harbor. Maybe That’s OK.”
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“This Doll is Asking Me If I Would Like To Play a Game. Maybe That’s OK.”
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“This Doll is Asking Me If I Would Like To Play a Game. Maybe That’s OK.”
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"You Slammed Your Penis In A Car Door. Maybe That's Okay."
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"You Slammed Your Penis In A Car Door. Maybe That's Okay."
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“The New York Times are Funnier Than The Onion. Maybe That’s OK.”
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“The New York Times are Funnier Than The Onion. Maybe That’s OK.”
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"The Neighbor Who Screamed At Me When I Got His Mail By Mistake Has Joined ICE. Maybe That's OK."
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"The Neighbor Who Screamed At Me When I Got His Mail By Mistake Has Joined ICE. Maybe That's OK."
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"I Woke From Horny Dreams With Two Tiny Holes In My Neck. Maybe That's OK."
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"I Woke From Horny Dreams With Two Tiny Holes In My Neck. Maybe That's OK."
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Lanyard vaporwave. Truly a fallen world.
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Lanyard vaporwave. Truly a fallen world.