But...Sam died ten years ago?
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But...Sam died ten years ago?
@tattersking.bsky.social
37. He/Him. I have an MA in literature. Cerebral Palsy. Like things I write so I can feel good about myself and then hopefully at some point, when my life fixes itself, stop
I like to be more than the old disabled guy
Not saying I don't get complimented a lot but still riding the of someone being "confused and flattered" i fancy them and not thinking too much about what it means
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I think @alsvid.bsky.social literally wrote this
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Reposted by But...Sam died ten years ago?
In the robocop unfinished business game I'm playing a female npc just shouted drunkenly

"lot of fine looking women here, thank God I'm gay"

and i thought of you
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Pleakly right?
Incorrect: I don’t know Kevin McDonald
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
In the robocop unfinished business game I'm playing a female npc just shouted drunkenly

"lot of fine looking women here, thank God I'm gay"

and i thought of you
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It's always the hot blonde girls who think they've cracked the code in exchanging sex for clout
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Not saying I don't get complimented a lot but still riding the of someone being "confused and flattered" i fancy them and not thinking too much about what it means
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
In the robocop unfinished business game I'm playing a female npc just shouted drunkenly

"lot of fine looking women here, thank God I'm gay"

and i thought of you
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Not touching this one
December 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I am not arguing in my mentions with someone both sidesing disability. I'm an old man now and it is not what the Internet is for
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I've always hated the mindset that all that stops people from pretending to be disabled is labyrinthine checks and rules because the only people who suffer are disabled people, not the mythical amoral hordes you make up
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We have rules about posting on social media about family in my family but it annoys me when my nanna phones me just because mum hasn't contacted her in a while and she wants to chase her up. Like mums at some kind of blood orgy and not that she works full time
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The cupboards don't match now which i like but apparently is well out of order
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I bought lights with a fancy remote so I can do posh shit like you get in the shops
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Tis the season
December 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Whenever I start getting notifications out of nowhere @alsvid.bsky.social has reposted me saying scromit
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'd bring it here if I didn't find it fucking insufferable even to parody
One kind of poster I miss from twitter was the 40 something guy with the black and white avi who only talked about whisky and fucking like it made him a poet
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
R.i.p dad. Keeping the useless bastard legacy alive
Ive got workmen in doing repairs and I have the English degree problem of never having used a drill or screw in my life so just staying quiet and out of the way
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
My mum plumbed my sink a few years ago completely out of the blue and when I asked her how she knew what to do she said

"I learned, plumbers are expensive and your father was never going to do it"
This week I've bled a radiator and re-pressurised a boiler, if you must know. The urge to tell women to smile more and to offer unsolicited opinions on everything is quite strong now.
December 2, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I love you like Americans love Mr Bean. Intensely and inexplicably
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
One kind of poster I miss from twitter was the 40 something guy with the black and white avi who only talked about whisky and fucking like it made him a poet
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Its nice that the young people have a cartoon to be inexplicably horny about again. We've not had one of those for a while
I am too old for whatever hazbin hotel is. I remember when it was being crowdfunded and I wasn't sure what it was and its none of my business just like homestuck and Scott Pilgrim before it
December 2, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Ive got workmen in doing repairs and I have the English degree problem of never having used a drill or screw in my life so just staying quiet and out of the way
December 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
You can't look directly at the sun, same principle
Explaining thirst muting is weird. "No you see, I have too many feelings about you so I seal you away forever. Its a compliment"
December 2, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Great to wake up to multiple notifications and it occurs to me its easier to respond to me when im talking about comics or games and not the sucking void in my soul
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 AM