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But...Sam died ten years ago?
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37. He/Him. I have an MA in literature. Cerebral Palsy. Like things I write so I can feel good about myself and then hopefully at some point, when my life fixes itself, stop
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Influencer is such a fancy title for an advert that can shit
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Making meth with Lucy Liu is the bluesky dream date
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I can't think now so just pretend I wrote something funny and engaging
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Let's go
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Getting a roast chicken dinner tonight so I win
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
@nullconvention.bsky.social people joke about Clark Kent and superman but I didn't know your horny alt was you
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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A fantastic video essay by @stubagful.bsky.social about what the character of Alan Partridge used to say about media, how it got co opted by his targets and what he's saying now he's getting some bite back
youtu.be/wRhKCMwBNyA?...
The Cautionary Tale of Alan Partridge
YouTube video by Stubagful
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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4 more likes and we beat my online record
The dad energy is becoming overpowering
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Seanbaby made a joke about a vampire going for someone in a wheelchair and everyone reacted like he'd said something offensive and he couldn't understand why so he kept saying "people in wheelchairs have blood" (you know) which i found funny
Still working on my Seanbaby "people in wheelchairs have blood" shirt from the doggzone queen of the dammed episode
Oh no you're going to make me really like the disabled guy in blue eyed samurai and then do horrible shit to him aren't you
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
they've mostly stopped now but every video game for about fifteen years had a point where you had to hammer a button to progress. Had to give up on so many games
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Still working on my Seanbaby "people in wheelchairs have blood" shirt from the doggzone queen of the dammed episode
Oh no you're going to make me really like the disabled guy in blue eyed samurai and then do horrible shit to him aren't you
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh no you're going to make me really like the disabled guy in blue eyed samurai and then do horrible shit to him aren't you
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I am too old for whatever hazbin hotel is. I remember when it was being crowdfunded and I wasn't sure what it was and its none of my business just like homestuck and Scott Pilgrim before it
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
4 more likes and we beat my online record
The dad energy is becoming overpowering
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I watched one of the worst youtube videos I'd seen in a while where a guy called Beige Frequency was trying to argue "levels of willingness" with Louis C.ks victims. Genuinely shocked me
your use of diacritics does not exonerate you deciding that a serial predator who LITERALLY CORNERED WOMEN TO MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF THEM can come back in without having done anything beyond laying a little low for a little while
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I love you like Americans love Mr Bean. Intensely and inexplicably
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
When you have a disability that means you rely on people you don't get a private life
Ive had to describe falling on the floor and lying there for three hours about 4 times now. This is why I keep things to myself
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Ive had to describe falling on the floor and lying there for three hours about 4 times now. This is why I keep things to myself
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
A fantastic video essay by @stubagful.bsky.social about what the character of Alan Partridge used to say about media, how it got co opted by his targets and what he's saying now he's getting some bite back
youtu.be/wRhKCMwBNyA?...
The Cautionary Tale of Alan Partridge
YouTube video by Stubagful
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Influencer is such a fancy title for an advert that can shit
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This is almost the entire p.g Wodehouse canon summed up in a post

*Rich idiot tries something*

"Soothing sensible voice quietly steering them"

"It would not be advisable to do, say or wear that sir/madam"
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I am too old for whatever hazbin hotel is. I remember when it was being crowdfunded and I wasn't sure what it was and its none of my business just like homestuck and Scott Pilgrim before it
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Me and (I cannot stress this enough) who?
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Sugar makes me sleepy, always has so a muffin for breakfast seems absurd to me, even before drinking a caffinated mint milkshake
Got sent the wrong order this morning and so my flat white with croissant became a semi skimmed americano and some kind of iced whipped mint latte with a chocolate orange muffin and I enjoyed the difference between the very simple and the most elaborate sugar delivery system ever
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM