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Festive Peg
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Hello pervert.
Live. Laugh. Laminate.
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Also, commenting on a comrade's delicious curves with your snide little brackets is not OK.
Fucking fascists.
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Fucking fascists.
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
My co-workers are Very Offline People so I'm unable explain why I'm honking like a goose at the Elon "vulgar roast" business.
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I see Ricky Gervais has gone from king of the cringelords to just plain old cunt then. Suicide jokes to better promote his alcohol brand 👍
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Precious childhood memories from my sister.
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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fujitsu habitat, screenshot, fm towns (1989) www.mobygames.com/game/21889/h...
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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New line of duty you say ?
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I've been a dreadful Karen today in response to very bad customer service (OR LACK THEREOF).
a woman with short hair is wearing a purple shirt .
ALT: a woman with short hair is wearing a purple shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Please stand by for more inconsequential reviews from me.
Now TV are having a free trial of their cinema package, so I've spent a nice lazy Saturday watching recent things I'd missed. So far Trap (mostly absolute gubbins) and Monkey Man (which I enjoyed a lot).
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Now TV are having a free trial of their cinema package, so I've spent a nice lazy Saturday watching recent things I'd missed. So far Trap (mostly absolute gubbins) and Monkey Man (which I enjoyed a lot).
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Attempted some girly chitchat at work:

"Oh, your hair's lovely! Did you get it cut?"
"Yes, I had a yeast infection on my scalp."

🫠
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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I would rather have someone turn up at the Christmas do in an SS uniform.
Fucks sake, Tesco.
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Fairwell King, Quentin Wilson x
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Outside the local wanky private dentist. Never stop laughing. Never? Until your throat is bleeding and you're in great physical distress? And even then the mirth must continue?
November 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Some #inspirational #artwork I found for any huns that need it today 🫶
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
🎶 It's the most hentai time of the year 🎶
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It's like being in a Dickens novel. World's gone mad, etc.
The year of our lord 2025 and people still insist you have to visit their premises to get things signed, rather than just accepting digital copies.
October 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The year of our lord 2025 and people still insist you have to visit their premises to get things signed, rather than just accepting digital copies.
October 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Fucking love blasting a bit of Clannad 🤘
September 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I always add a smiley to these emails, to signal that I'm fun and easygoing.
Sending round my little "does anyone need anything added to the stationery order" email, like I'm so important.
September 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Sending round my little "does anyone need anything added to the stationery order" email, like I'm so important.
September 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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I USED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HAVING NO SHOES. UNTIL I MET A MAN WITH NO FEET.
September 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Everything's going to shit, but I went to a local hipster florist over lunch and bought a lovely Boston fern.
September 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM