Santiago Jones
@santiagojones.bsky.social
I know it’s social media and you’re prob lovely, but strangers scare me, so not soliciting for engagement beyond established friends. Also, I ❤️ dump trucks.
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Santiago Jones
@santiagojones.bsky.social
· Feb 12
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It’ll be a shame to see you go, but I spend enough time in actual offline real life apologising for my existence I’ve not got the resilience to maintain the admin of doing it on here too.
It’ll be a shame to see you go, but I spend enough time in actual offline real life apologising for my existence I’ve not got the resilience to maintain the admin of doing it on here too.
Mrs Jones is watching “Welcome to Derry” which, I’m ashamed to say, assumed was a gritty drama about The Troubles (it is emphatically not).
Just caught a few minutes.
No. No thank you.
Just caught a few minutes.
No. No thank you.
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Mrs Jones is watching “Welcome to Derry” which, I’m ashamed to say, assumed was a gritty drama about The Troubles (it is emphatically not).
Just caught a few minutes.
No. No thank you.
Just caught a few minutes.
No. No thank you.
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Not quite sure what is occurring here.
December 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Not quite sure what is occurring here.
Very real danger we might lose consecutive games of association football on Sky Sports Cricket and Sky Sports F1 within four days.
To lose on one would be unlucky, both would be quite incredible!
To lose on one would be unlucky, both would be quite incredible!
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Very real danger we might lose consecutive games of association football on Sky Sports Cricket and Sky Sports F1 within four days.
To lose on one would be unlucky, both would be quite incredible!
To lose on one would be unlucky, both would be quite incredible!
Heat 2 - Re-Heated*
* Ensure product is tender and piping hot throughout before serving.
* Ensure product is tender and piping hot throughout before serving.
Leonardo DiCaprio confirms he will star in 'Heat 2'
(via DEADLINE)
(via DEADLINE)
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Heat 2 - Re-Heated*
* Ensure product is tender and piping hot throughout before serving.
* Ensure product is tender and piping hot throughout before serving.
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Day 3 of #Sketchpadvent High speed suburban hovercraft. About time. Peter Sullivan, 1961, from
The Story of Hovercraft
The Story of Hovercraft
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Day 3 of #Sketchpadvent High speed suburban hovercraft. About time. Peter Sullivan, 1961, from
The Story of Hovercraft
The Story of Hovercraft
Put Donnarumma in goal in FPL didn’t I.
Having an absolute shitter with the old fantasy football.
If anyone wants anyone in particular to suffer a catastrophic loss of form do let me know and I’ll transfer them in for next week.
Sport remains, as ever, pish.
Having an absolute shitter with the old fantasy football.
If anyone wants anyone in particular to suffer a catastrophic loss of form do let me know and I’ll transfer them in for next week.
Sport remains, as ever, pish.
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Put Donnarumma in goal in FPL didn’t I.
Having an absolute shitter with the old fantasy football.
If anyone wants anyone in particular to suffer a catastrophic loss of form do let me know and I’ll transfer them in for next week.
Sport remains, as ever, pish.
Having an absolute shitter with the old fantasy football.
If anyone wants anyone in particular to suffer a catastrophic loss of form do let me know and I’ll transfer them in for next week.
Sport remains, as ever, pish.
What do we want?
To be left alone in a dark room with only crisps, soft furnishings and a Piglet Files Blu-Ray remaster set.
When do we want it?
Fuck off.
To be left alone in a dark room with only crisps, soft furnishings and a Piglet Files Blu-Ray remaster set.
When do we want it?
Fuck off.
December 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
What do we want?
To be left alone in a dark room with only crisps, soft furnishings and a Piglet Files Blu-Ray remaster set.
When do we want it?
Fuck off.
To be left alone in a dark room with only crisps, soft furnishings and a Piglet Files Blu-Ray remaster set.
When do we want it?
Fuck off.
I’ve enthusiastically said yes to every invite Bluesky Christmas party for the last 3 months and then bailed at the last minute to eat Frosties, at home, in front of the telly.
As is proper.
As is proper.
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’ve enthusiastically said yes to every invite Bluesky Christmas party for the last 3 months and then bailed at the last minute to eat Frosties, at home, in front of the telly.
As is proper.
As is proper.
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Dear Sky,
I will *NEVER* watch that Bunny Munro thing.
I don’t care if Nick Cave wrote it.
I don’t care Matt Smith is in it.
I don’t even care if it’s “actually really good”.
You’ve pushed that at me too hard that I don’t want it on principle.
I simply will not look at it.
<do bookmark this>
I will *NEVER* watch that Bunny Munro thing.
I don’t care if Nick Cave wrote it.
I don’t care Matt Smith is in it.
I don’t even care if it’s “actually really good”.
You’ve pushed that at me too hard that I don’t want it on principle.
I simply will not look at it.
<do bookmark this>
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Dear Sky,
I will *NEVER* watch that Bunny Munro thing.
I don’t care if Nick Cave wrote it.
I don’t care Matt Smith is in it.
I don’t even care if it’s “actually really good”.
You’ve pushed that at me too hard that I don’t want it on principle.
I simply will not look at it.
<do bookmark this>
I will *NEVER* watch that Bunny Munro thing.
I don’t care if Nick Cave wrote it.
I don’t care Matt Smith is in it.
I don’t even care if it’s “actually really good”.
You’ve pushed that at me too hard that I don’t want it on principle.
I simply will not look at it.
<do bookmark this>
Ball pit full of lesbians?
A spinning vortex of despair?
Whippet petting zoo?
The hopes and dreams of all mankind?
Dolphin in a bathtub?
A spinning vortex of despair?
Whippet petting zoo?
The hopes and dreams of all mankind?
Dolphin in a bathtub?
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Ball pit full of lesbians?
A spinning vortex of despair?
Whippet petting zoo?
The hopes and dreams of all mankind?
Dolphin in a bathtub?
A spinning vortex of despair?
Whippet petting zoo?
The hopes and dreams of all mankind?
Dolphin in a bathtub?
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Son's crying now, cheers.
SoftBank’s Son ‘was crying’ about the firm's need to sell its Nvidia stake
SoftBank’s Son ‘was crying’ about the firm's need to sell its Nvidia stake
SoftBank Group founder Masayoshi Son has downplayed his firm's decision to dump its Nvidia position, saying he "was crying" to sell the shares.
cnb.cx
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Son's crying now, cheers.
@toyboxsoapbox.bsky.social happy birthday you lil scamp.
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 AM
@toyboxsoapbox.bsky.social happy birthday you lil scamp.
We are now at the “make it through to Christmas” stage of the year. Where, professionally, a long weekend, a fuck ton of cheese and a celebrity edition of The 1% Club will magically rejuvenate us for all the challenges 2026 will have to offer.
December 2, 2025 at 9:37 AM
We are now at the “make it through to Christmas” stage of the year. Where, professionally, a long weekend, a fuck ton of cheese and a celebrity edition of The 1% Club will magically rejuvenate us for all the challenges 2026 will have to offer.
You will be visited by three spirits:
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 AM
You will be visited by three spirits:
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It is Christmas and you will enjoy it.
Benest’s of Millbrook and Fineprice, St. Clements Coast Road.
Benest’s of Millbrook and Fineprice, St. Clements Coast Road.
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It is Christmas and you will enjoy it.
Benest’s of Millbrook and Fineprice, St. Clements Coast Road.
Benest’s of Millbrook and Fineprice, St. Clements Coast Road.
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Whamageddon and Die Hard Is A Christmas Movie are both relics of the late 00s internet. We should be having these conversations in Impact font.
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Whamageddon and Die Hard Is A Christmas Movie are both relics of the late 00s internet. We should be having these conversations in Impact font.
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I think I was disappointed at the time that it wasn’t named Cluub Zarathustra, after the live performances from whence it came. Now I’d rejoice at it making it to TV at all.
Now THATS a title sequence - ATTENTION SCUM (BBC2 2001) Simon Munnery, Stewart Lee, Johnny Vegas and other uk comedy legends
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I think I was disappointed at the time that it wasn’t named Cluub Zarathustra, after the live performances from whence it came. Now I’d rejoice at it making it to TV at all.
Now that’s what I call a BIG Grayson!
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Now that’s what I call a BIG Grayson!
CA - Potential nightmare fuel
YouTube serving up some wonderful Joe Cappa animations. Proving the human mind is more batshit than any computer can comprehend.
Foxwarren - Deadhead
youtu.be/EU7n8Sq9Xac?...
YouTube serving up some wonderful Joe Cappa animations. Proving the human mind is more batshit than any computer can comprehend.
Foxwarren - Deadhead
youtu.be/EU7n8Sq9Xac?...
FOXWARREN - DEADHEAD
YouTube video by joe cappa
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
CA - Potential nightmare fuel
YouTube serving up some wonderful Joe Cappa animations. Proving the human mind is more batshit than any computer can comprehend.
Foxwarren - Deadhead
youtu.be/EU7n8Sq9Xac?...
YouTube serving up some wonderful Joe Cappa animations. Proving the human mind is more batshit than any computer can comprehend.
Foxwarren - Deadhead
youtu.be/EU7n8Sq9Xac?...
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Jane Fonda in a publicity still for Barbarella (1968)
December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Jane Fonda in a publicity still for Barbarella (1968)
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We’re removing entry level jobs, devaluing what used to be well paid jobs, and charging people stupid amounts just to live.
And yet they’re spending less money. Stupid selfish people
And yet they’re spending less money. Stupid selfish people
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
We’re removing entry level jobs, devaluing what used to be well paid jobs, and charging people stupid amounts just to live.
And yet they’re spending less money. Stupid selfish people
And yet they’re spending less money. Stupid selfish people
Kinell, today has been a thing ALL DAY.
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Kinell, today has been a thing ALL DAY.