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Santiago Jones

@santiagojones.bsky.social

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I know it’s social media and you’re prob lovely, but strangers scare me, so not soliciting for engagement beyond established friends. Also, I ❤️ dump trucks.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · Feb 12

If the content or operation of this account displeases any of you please simply unfollow, mute, block etc.
It’ll be a shame to see you go, but I spend enough time in actual offline real life apologising for my existence I’ve not got the resilience to maintain the admin of doing it on here too.

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 3h

Apologies, I ran out of characters to suggest I was soliciting for advice. I shall sit here in a half state of agitation, doom scrolling, for a bit then play computer games till silly late.
Not get enough sleep and fuck myself over for the week.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 3h

Fair point, might do.
Shirt of coaxing the errant bit out of the aperture with a piece of cheese I’m out of ideas on the DIY front.

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 4h

Er?
Fuck ton of blue tack? Some sort of vacuum around it.

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 4h

We enter now the weird limbo segment of the evening where Mrs Jones has sensibly departed for bed, and I have about 3hrs of not knowing what the fuck to do with myself bar panic about the forthcoming week and feel a bit sad.

(I could also go to bed but I’m not 7 & the dog will need to go out again)

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 4h

Had not noticed Chris Robshaw was dressed as smart/casual Ken from Street Fighter #Strictly

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DPA Design | Art that's smart @dpadesign2020.bsky.social · 5h

Who's ready for some Texan Formula 1 action? #F1 #USGP #COTA

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 5h

We can abuse you directly if you’d prefer? X

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 5h

lol. Helmets

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 6h

Oh same, our shitshow might get second billing 👀

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 6h

Who robbed the Louvre, wrong answers only.
Prob been done, CBA to check.

Quincy and Max, the two berks off Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 6h

I don’t presume to know anything about anyone else’s football team, but why do they not play that Maguire lad up front from the off?

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 6h

Fellow connoisseur

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 7h

The handsome Dominik Szoboszlai on the television, there. Stupid Liverpool with their illustrious history of hot midfielders. Emre Çan, Patrik Berger… Ronnie Whelan.

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 7h

I’m so sorry I’ve done this before and it wasn’t funny then either

Fake Smiths album entitled Half a Gallon of Panda Pops. In blue over a black and white photo of Dustin Gee

The same idea but the album is called Tongue Punched in the Fartbox, written in white text over a filtered Willie Thorne

Same again, titled “an oblong up the arse” over a photo of Likely Lad Rodney Bewes

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 7h

Is front bum permissible m’lud?

A mocked up Morrissey album entitled Front Bum

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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 7h

You know me, too lewd for auld Bluesky.
Can’t go a minute without posting red hot Dutch.

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 7h

I wish

Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 7h

Heaven and the saints preserve us, not a photograph of buttocks on the Kings own timeline.
CHEEKS.
Bold as brass.
Probably the dirtiest thing that’s ever been posted by someone other than your mum.