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Santiago Jones
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I know it’s social media and you’re prob lovely, but strangers scare me, so not soliciting for engagement beyond established friends. Also, I ❤️ dump trucks.
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If the content or operation of this account displeases any of you please simply unfollow, mute, block etc.
It’ll be a shame to see you go, but I spend enough time in actual offline real life apologising for my existence I’ve not got the resilience to maintain the admin of doing it on here too.
“Post something random or you'll have an awful December”

Bbz, historically capable of having an awful December all by myself ta. The fuckening LOVES December.
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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We were going to do a proper Black Friday post, but there are plenty of those around already, so we simply decided to show you some of our recent scribbles which you can buy on T-shirts, prints, mugs, stickers and more - and they've all got big discounts!

tinyurl.com/DPADShop
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Found one on evil in really quite smart condition, ticked it off the list, it has been lost in the post and now trying to get hold of the seller for refund.

Cursed game.
Men only want one thing, a mint in box copy of WCW vs NWO World Tour (complete with inlay and manual) for the N64 at under £40 inc P&P.

Oh no, wait, that’s what *I* want.
That and some more Sakura Sprite 0 from Maccys.
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Mamie Van Doren for Universal Pictures (1953)
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Capital Glans Tax.
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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There weren't any trains in the bible, dumb dumb
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
All the suggestions listed probably exceed the amount they’d have been asked to pay in tax. Because it’s probably not about the money itself, it’s likely about where it might go. It’s essentially “Triple Labubus” in astroturf form - rather performatively waste the money than let it benefit society.
install a conservatory to own the libs. perfect.

www.thetimes.com/life-style/p...
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Let there be blood… and guts!

#wrestlingart / #wrestlesky / 🤼‍♂️
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Who in the Fallout 3 non playable character is that woman you all keep posting?
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Joe Loss doing a twist version of the Steptoe and Son theme. Remarkable thing. Love the deck it's being played on, too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds_a...
Joe Loss - "'Steptoe & Son' theme" TWIST! - '63
YouTube video by Raves0From0The0Grave
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Is Dream Phone Conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Dumb fucks say it's time to consider whether they're onto something x
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
London is daft innit?
It’s just 25 copies of the same high street nailed to each other, nobody needs that many Joe the Juice?
No idea why they made that the centre of fucking everything. Bury St. Edmunds is nicer. It’s got a really old Greggs.

Treat yourself. Visit Bury St. Edmunds.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Tell us Jonesy, what news of that London, what did thoust do there?

I sat in a room, with ppl paid more in a week than I will earn all year, trying to get them to share IT requirements, whilst they talked about skiing.
I, myself, have never paid to go on holiday somewhere colder than where I live.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
On the bleedin train ain’t I?
I’ve had a rushed bunch of nuggets for tea and I am not feeling tremendously well.
Sent platitudes, flattery and jelly babies.
X
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Just heard about the milkshake tax.
FFS, just fallen in love with Choocmel.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Having this guy quite so prominently is funny
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
On a delayed, now stopping everywhere due to other delays, slow train to televisions *that* London for work. Only do it once a month but it’s rarely straightforward.

If you’re very good I’ll see how many Citroens the lxd in Roupell Street has this time.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Indoor work with no heavy lifting.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Seen today’s thing (Musk on Joe Rogans podcast). Disheartened once again that the lovely Chris Harris, the only bright bit of revived Top Gear, did the same podcast.

Being given an appearance fee to talk about something you like must be nice,but do consider who’s asking to be associated with you x
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Who puts a big scary project call in at 9am on a Monday. Like a big shitty bowl of shredded wheats to set you up for the day.
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM