Santiago Jones
@santiagojones.bsky.social
I know it’s social media and you’re prob lovely, but strangers scare me, so not soliciting for engagement beyond established friends. Also, I ❤️ dump trucks.
Fanks bbz.
I’d very much like “the set”
I’d very much like “the set”
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Fanks bbz.
I’d very much like “the set”
I’d very much like “the set”
Who in the Fallout 3 non playable character is that woman you all keep posting?
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Who in the Fallout 3 non playable character is that woman you all keep posting?
Category is “buznizz snack” yaaaaas
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Category is “buznizz snack” yaaaaas
Just heard about the milkshake tax.
FFS, just fallen in love with Choocmel.
FFS, just fallen in love with Choocmel.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Just heard about the milkshake tax.
FFS, just fallen in love with Choocmel.
FFS, just fallen in love with Choocmel.
Having this guy quite so prominently is funny
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Having this guy quite so prominently is funny
Have some inner city Citroens.
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Have some inner city Citroens.
CW: Food
Sir, a second cooking has hit the timeline.
Never done tuna before, never tried tuna before, not sure I’ve done particularly good tuna. But served here with “backup egg and chips”
Sir, a second cooking has hit the timeline.
Never done tuna before, never tried tuna before, not sure I’ve done particularly good tuna. But served here with “backup egg and chips”
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
CW: Food
Sir, a second cooking has hit the timeline.
Never done tuna before, never tried tuna before, not sure I’ve done particularly good tuna. But served here with “backup egg and chips”
Sir, a second cooking has hit the timeline.
Never done tuna before, never tried tuna before, not sure I’ve done particularly good tuna. But served here with “backup egg and chips”
“Is it a dolphin in a bathtub?”
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
“Is it a dolphin in a bathtub?”
Me as your Bsky therapist
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Me as your Bsky therapist
CW: food
I made this!
(I realise it’s not beef wellington and it’s quite basic, but I’m quite proud of it).
I made this!
(I realise it’s not beef wellington and it’s quite basic, but I’m quite proud of it).
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
CW: food
I made this!
(I realise it’s not beef wellington and it’s quite basic, but I’m quite proud of it).
I made this!
(I realise it’s not beef wellington and it’s quite basic, but I’m quite proud of it).
Re: The Football and Nottingham Forest FC
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Re: The Football and Nottingham Forest FC
In happier news, smashing pair of lads.
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
In happier news, smashing pair of lads.
Nobody:
Gyles Brandreth:
Gyles Brandreth:
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Nobody:
Gyles Brandreth:
Gyles Brandreth:
<turns on telly>
<turns off telly>
<throws television into sea>
<turns off telly>
<throws television into sea>
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
<turns on telly>
<turns off telly>
<throws television into sea>
<turns off telly>
<throws television into sea>
If you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to bluesky:
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to bluesky:
(I might be watching Kenny Everett’s Heroes of Comedy on my lunch break).
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
(I might be watching Kenny Everett’s Heroes of Comedy on my lunch break).
Remember him how he was, in 1997, approaching a spritely 60.
Looks like that picture he had in the attic has now made a bid for freedom.
Looks like that picture he had in the attic has now made a bid for freedom.
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Remember him how he was, in 1997, approaching a spritely 60.
Looks like that picture he had in the attic has now made a bid for freedom.
Looks like that picture he had in the attic has now made a bid for freedom.
Alt text: Big John (an Internet based enjoyer of “eat at home Asian cuisine”) performing his signature gesture, a pumped fist. The implied joke here is that he says “BOSH!” whilst doing so and the lady’s surname is Bosch, so it would sound similar.
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Alt text: Big John (an Internet based enjoyer of “eat at home Asian cuisine”) performing his signature gesture, a pumped fist. The implied joke here is that he says “BOSH!” whilst doing so and the lady’s surname is Bosch, so it would sound similar.
Just catching up on Collision
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Just catching up on Collision
“It’ll look cool”
(The second time I’ve found a use for this in the 4yrs since I made it)
(The second time I’ve found a use for this in the 4yrs since I made it)
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“It’ll look cool”
(The second time I’ve found a use for this in the 4yrs since I made it)
(The second time I’ve found a use for this in the 4yrs since I made it)
Oh that is an excellent idea completely ruined by going over the top with approximately 8 additional, extraneous, chimneys.
Like Lucas Oil Stadium, which looks class… but with SIGNIFICANTLY fewer chimneys.
Like Lucas Oil Stadium, which looks class… but with SIGNIFICANTLY fewer chimneys.
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Oh that is an excellent idea completely ruined by going over the top with approximately 8 additional, extraneous, chimneys.
Like Lucas Oil Stadium, which looks class… but with SIGNIFICANTLY fewer chimneys.
Like Lucas Oil Stadium, which looks class… but with SIGNIFICANTLY fewer chimneys.
Tried that new Quality Street in big Johnny Lewz earlier. Was concerned it might be that pistachio nonsense, pleased to announce they’ve invented Lilt Crème.
Lush.
* All views models own. This post has not been sponsored by the John Lewis Partnership, Quality Street or Big Lilt.
Lush.
* All views models own. This post has not been sponsored by the John Lewis Partnership, Quality Street or Big Lilt.
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Tried that new Quality Street in big Johnny Lewz earlier. Was concerned it might be that pistachio nonsense, pleased to announce they’ve invented Lilt Crème.
Lush.
* All views models own. This post has not been sponsored by the John Lewis Partnership, Quality Street or Big Lilt.
Lush.
* All views models own. This post has not been sponsored by the John Lewis Partnership, Quality Street or Big Lilt.