David • 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@discokidnap.bsky.social
90% feet 👣 | Queer, non-binary, genderfluid 🏳️🌈 | they/them | Chess musical 🎶 | Lovely old maps 🗺️ | #COYS 🐓 🤍
PFP alt text: Mirror selfie of me, a white person wearing sunnies, blue jeans, a blue floral dress, and an unbuttoned white shirt over the top.
PFP alt text: Mirror selfie of me, a white person wearing sunnies, blue jeans, a blue floral dress, and an unbuttoned white shirt over the top.
I had this but it was from a box of Ricicles and I couldn’t get a signal on it.
Motorola's early cell phone, the DynaTAC, was $3,995 at launch in 1984. That's $12,500 today.
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I had this but it was from a box of Ricicles and I couldn’t get a signal on it.
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Bring back filthy poetry
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Bring back filthy poetry
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Perfect Tom Stoppard story from DTel obituary:
His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Perfect Tom Stoppard story from DTel obituary:
His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
Instead of listening to the match, I watched The Killing Joke for the first time since it came out, and idk I think I opted to stab myself in the leg instead of punching myself in the face.
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Instead of listening to the match, I watched The Killing Joke for the first time since it came out, and idk I think I opted to stab myself in the leg instead of punching myself in the face.
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- Black Friday
- Small Business Saturday
- How About For One - Literally Just ONE - Fucking Day Of The Week, You Don't Buy Anything; Jesus Fucking CHRIST Sunday
- Cyber Monday
- Small Business Saturday
- How About For One - Literally Just ONE - Fucking Day Of The Week, You Don't Buy Anything; Jesus Fucking CHRIST Sunday
- Cyber Monday
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
- Black Friday
- Small Business Saturday
- How About For One - Literally Just ONE - Fucking Day Of The Week, You Don't Buy Anything; Jesus Fucking CHRIST Sunday
- Cyber Monday
- Small Business Saturday
- How About For One - Literally Just ONE - Fucking Day Of The Week, You Don't Buy Anything; Jesus Fucking CHRIST Sunday
- Cyber Monday
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Nothing beats a jet2 holiday
Except il papa
Except il papa
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Nothing beats a jet2 holiday
Except il papa
Except il papa
Right. OK then.
Nope.
Nope.
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Right. OK then.
Nope.
Nope.
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
He really elevated Beethoven’s dialogue (the actual dog). That script could have had a staged reading in the West End.
Tom Stoppard possibly wrote a lot of your fave movie lines 👇
His IMDB profile would be incredibly impressive on its own. I had no idea until now that he was a script doctor on so many major movies!
www.imdb.com/name/nm00017...
www.imdb.com/name/nm00017...
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
He really elevated Beethoven’s dialogue (the actual dog). That script could have had a staged reading in the West End.
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Tom Stoppard possibly wrote a lot of your fave movie lines 👇
His IMDB profile would be incredibly impressive on its own. I had no idea until now that he was a script doctor on so many major movies!
www.imdb.com/name/nm00017...
www.imdb.com/name/nm00017...
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Tom Stoppard possibly wrote a lot of your fave movie lines 👇
Tom Stoppard did Star Wars rewrites??
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Tom Stoppard did Star Wars rewrites??
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Could’ve held it in a pub.
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Could’ve held it in a pub.
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Yorp conference doing its best to shut down anyone daring to call a transphobe a transphobe.
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Yorp conference doing its best to shut down anyone daring to call a transphobe a transphobe.
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Sad to report that I have been expelled from, reinstated by, banned from, welcomed to, excommunicated from, canonised by and finally burnt at the stake by Your Party.
Zarah Sultana boycotts first day of Your Party conference over 'witch hunt' expulsions
Zarah Sultana boycotts first day of Your Party conference over 'witch hunt' expulsions
Zarah Sultana has boycotted day one of the Your Party Conference over the expulsion of members of left-wing groups.
news.sky.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Sad to report that I have been expelled from, reinstated by, banned from, welcomed to, excommunicated from, canonised by and finally burnt at the stake by Your Party.
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@discokidnap.bsky.social has swears! They've used 734 profanities in their last 8,877 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (113 times)
🥈 "shit" (97 times)
🥉 "fucking" (75 times)
🥇 "fuck" (113 times)
🥈 "shit" (97 times)
🥉 "fucking" (75 times)
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
@discokidnap.bsky.social has swears! They've used 734 profanities in their last 8,877 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (113 times)
🥈 "shit" (97 times)
🥉 "fucking" (75 times)
🥇 "fuck" (113 times)
🥈 "shit" (97 times)
🥉 "fucking" (75 times)
Introduce yourself with 5 sex toys you've used
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 sex toys you've used
The Adventures of Tom SORA
ChatGPTS Eliot
AI Claudius
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The Adventures of Tom SORA
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Idea: whining about your taxes in the press comes with a *free* wallet inspection from HMRC just to make sure you're not over paying
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Idea: whining about your taxes in the press comes with a *free* wallet inspection from HMRC just to make sure you're not over paying
Fuck me, we're the 8pm KO?
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Fuck me, we're the 8pm KO?
@profanity.accountant Please show me some fucking love, thank you.
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
@profanity.accountant Please show me some fucking love, thank you.
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Friend of mine is exploring gender presentation and is looking for LGBTQ+-friendly shops in Manchester which might stock femme clothes in a range of larger sizes. Does anyone have any recommendations please?
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Friend of mine is exploring gender presentation and is looking for LGBTQ+-friendly shops in Manchester which might stock femme clothes in a range of larger sizes. Does anyone have any recommendations please?
First "comrades" of the weekend.
a man in a lab coat holding a tablet with check written on it
Alt: a man in a lab coat holding a tablet with check written on it
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
First "comrades" of the weekend.
Watching the stream for some reason.
a woman in a school uniform says " i am so random i can 't believe i just did that "
Alt: a woman in a school uniform says " i am so random i can 't believe i just did that "
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Watching the stream for some reason.