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David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.bsky.social · 4h

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David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.bsky.social · 7h

Lol.

US Supreme Court rejects Alex Jones appeal in Sandy Hook shooting case

The right-wing conspiracy theorist has not yet paid any of the more than $1b in damages he owes Sandy Hook families.

www.bbc.com

David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.bsky.social · 8h

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David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.bsky.social · 8h

Amoral needs to straighten his tie. #universitychallenge

David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.bsky.social · 8h

I thought Eileen, of Corrie fame.

David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.bsky.social · 8h

If only she was as excited about Porridge as she was about those aliens.

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David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.bsky.social · 8h

OOC it’s like asking 4chan what is the cause of <current political and/or social issue>

David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.bsky.social · 10h

Are brave Harry 🫡

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Natalie Washington @transsomething.bsky.social · 10h

Buying this for whenever one of our cats claims they're hungry

Clare Clarke @clareclarke.bsky.social · 11h

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David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.bsky.social · 11h

Yes this, and if you're a manoid with legs longer than 32", you're fucked for trousers.

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David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.bsky.social · 11h

Journo: “The new name is identical to Apple's existing streaming hardware device.”
Editor: “Hang on mate, what’s the hardware device called?”

David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.bsky.social · 12h

Oh wow it’s early days but this could be the germ of an American remake of Captain Sir Lord Tom.

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 14h

‘CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT’

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David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.bsky.social · 14h

I could only think of one off the top of my head (imo they're not funny if I can't think of them immediately) but it's already been done twice in the replies.

a cartoon character is hugging another character in a room .

Alt: That Pixar cum monster pity-hugging someone.

media.tenor.com

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Matt Speight, Frank-enstein’s MonSpurs @speight88.bsky.social · 15h

Seeing everyone making Pop-Punk/Spurs hybrid puns when you don’t know that many bands:

Squidward looking enviously out the window at Spingebob and Patrick having fun

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David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.bsky.social · 17h

If they didn't dick about in front of the King's Guard trying to make them laugh then all this was for nothing.

Patriciajaydee @patriciajaydee.bsky.social · 1d

The rikishi are taking-in the town and doing what we all do when in London.
Seeing the sights, admiring the parks, shopping on High Street, taking tea at Fortnum's, using the olde phonebox, eating Chinese, and having a terrific time.

David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.bsky.social · 18h

The current state of Eastenders where there's three storylines idgaf about running together means today's episode took me three minutes to watch after all the skipping. Very efficient. Will watch tomorrow's at 2x speed.