Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
banner
joescaramanga.co.uk
Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
@joescaramanga.co.uk
I'd offer you a beer but I've only got the six.

All manner of retro pop culture references to baffle anyone under 40 and occasional rants.
May make uninformed comments about the football.

#totp #coys #forgotten80s
Pinned
Random Shit in My Head Productions Present:
FFS... I'm losing them all.
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Reposted by Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
rest in peace rob reiner ♥️
December 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Reposted by Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
One of my favourite Betamax episodes was chatting about This Is Spinal Tap with Absokute DJ Claire Sturgess back in 2018 (recorded in her studio). Alas it wasn’t episode 11 but still amazing open.spotify.com/episode/28gD...
This Is Spinal Tap
open.spotify.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Reposted by Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
a beef wellington is just a sausage roll that went to eton.
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Rough day
December 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Reposted by Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
Opening door number 15 of the Scarred For Life advent calendar, we find... a man trapped in a phone box. It's one of the greatest short horror films ever made (with an unforgettable ending): LA CABINA!
December 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"Anything can happen in the next half hour!"
Today is the 55th anniversary of the official opening of the silliest pub the world ever saw, the Windsock in Dunstable
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Been thinking about "we need to give him the season".

Why? Most people get a 3 month probation period in a new job.

Forest are on their THIRD manager in four months and were miles better than Spurs yesterday.
I think we focus to much on a lack of patience and should talk about how bad we are at hiring managers. Frank like Nuno would not level to us. We need to start from an attacking philosophy and then hire a manager to fit within that which means Lange and Paratici need to go as well.
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Reposted by Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
"Nobody is required to listen to anyone, for any reason. If someone started yelling opinions at you in the street or at a party, you’d walk away."

This is old but feels relevant again: people can use social media in whatever way they like, stop complaining that they're doing it wrong.
In defence of echo chambers
This week, some common terms from naval language, and a map of left behind places. But first, what’s the problem with filter bubbles anyway?
jonn.substack.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Reposted by Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
On @bbc6music.bsky.social this afternoon at (apparently) around 2pm, chatting to @craigcharles.bsky.social about my recently published book, #IntoTheGroove.
December 15, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Reposted by Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
Monthly Patreon thread, with seasonal offerings, including your fifth annual Selection Box video. Tiers start at £1, with 900,000+ words of content plus hours of audio and video (some of it Patreon-exclusive). Here's a public index of all the posts:

patreon.com/posts/26784352
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Reposted by Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
#PeoplesPop25

My song of the year is Doves: Cold Dreaming
Doves - Cold Dreaming
YouTube video by DovesVEVO
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Reposted by Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
There's gonna be a lot of Princess Bride, Spinal Tap, Stand By Me and When Harry Met Sally content about today so here's my favourite version of the Spinal Tap trailer, made for a NATO* showing. "You want stars? I'm in the picture!"

youtu.be/ZNQpH_epiI0

* North American Theater Owners
Spinal Tap - Cheese Rolling promo
YouTube video by Emory Lane
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Reposted by Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Reposted by Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
Walking into 2026
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Reposted by Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
It’s 35 years since a young Paul Gascoigne got the ball at Maine Road… and did this.

Fast and fearless. A frenzy of potential. This was Gazza with the world at his feet.
December 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Reposted by Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
After reading this it seems the short answer is Zaslav wants a massive payout before he crashes the company.
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Reposted by Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Reposted by Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Reposted by Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Rob Reiner brought nothing but joy into peoples lives.

The next time some arsehole is on TV spouting hate, remember that they have brought absolutely no joy into the world at all and I'm sick of these people seemingly ruling everything now.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Reposted by Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
...
December 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Reposted by Joe-ho-ho Scaramanga
Side note for Death: could you go for some absolute shitheads for a while please? Leave us with some of the good ones for a bit longer, please.
December 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM