Alasdair Swanson
@alasdairswanson.bsky.social
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No interpersonal skills. Films, birds, books, science and so on. Socialist, atheist, AuDHD, guitar botherer. Officially not psychotic, will probably blame Thatcher, may post pictures of cats. Laminated with Clarifoil™
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alasdairswanson.bsky.social
Now that I'm in my 50s I realise that most conversations I have are a variation on

Them: Just be yourself
Me: OK [is self]
Them: Not like that
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
I've said for a long time that if they're going to give us colour and b/w animations then have the b/w be as faithful as possible to the camera script and telesnaps and let the colour version go as wild and big budget style as the animators can manage.
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
Spider Pool brings back ancient internet memories
decervelage.bsky.social
Jack McDermott’s “crazy house” was constructed in the Hollywood Hills from cast-off movie sets in the 1920s. Today only a retaining wall - which once overlooked the notorious “spider pool” - survives.
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
Next Who Bluray season arrives Monday which means *another* six DVDs go into the "what do I do with all these Doctor Who DVDs?" box. It's quite a big box now.
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
It's been on my radar for a while and Kaleidescope were having a sale so I thought why not. It was literally while I was taking the picture that I went "I know that name", I don't know why the connection never clicked until now.
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
This just got forced through the door and turned out to be *way* bigger than expected.
The book Prime Minister, You Wanted To See Me?: A History of Week Ending by Ian Greaves and Justin Lewis.  It's A4 and 670 pages so quite a chunk.
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
See I like Doctor Who (and I mostly watch it because when it was cancelled I was still a teenager) but being involved in the fandom in the 1980s put me off fandom in general and Who fans specifically.

I have since discovered that all fandoms create deranged subgroups and am glad to be merely casual
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
One reason I hate the internet more each day: my wife sent me alink to a jewellery website and my script blocker brought me up a list of 26 sites or domains this front page contacts.
A list of 26 websites and domains contacted by the front page of a shop webpage.
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
Yes! When people ask why I'm so against private healthcare I advise them to look at the vets and imagine that for humans. I have a cat getting teeth extracted on Friday -- it'll be around £1500 all up. Consolidation of practices into corporations is probably the ultimate cause (yay capitalism!)
arrdavid.bsky.social
If you ever wondered what privatised healthcare for yourself would be like, look at the vet market and multiply it by 10.
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
Every attempt to deepen and brooaden the mythos of the doctor and the time lords has been to the detriment of the show.
fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged Doctor Who opinion. I mean, if you’re a fan, they’re likely all unhinged anyway.
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
I'm sure the flash can't be covered with black tape or paint.
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
I keep seeing pictures of Tony Caunter in Blakes 7 so here he is in Doctor Who instead.
Morgan (Tony Caunter) faces the Doctor (Jon Pertwee) in the 1971 Doctor Who story Colony In Space.
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
This evening I've been playing with fingerpicks. Not playing guitar with them, just playing with them. Bloody awkward things.
Some metal thumb and fingerpicks on a table in front of a bunnikins cup of tea (yes really)
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
The house he was born in, in India Street, is now a lovely little by-appointment museum that a friend and I went round a few years ago.
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
Change a letter, ruin a song.
Born to be Mild
goonpod.bsky.social
Change a letter, ruin a song.
Got To Get You Into My Wife
tiltaraiza.bsky.social
Change a letter, ruin a song.
I Can Pee For Miles
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
I built this. Would not build again.
A 3-d globe jigsaw on a chair. The back of a 3-d globe jigsaw on a chair
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
Always worth listening to what @moviessilently.bsky.social says as she puts in the miles. I first followed when she bigged up Mabel Normand on the other place and, even allowing for diversions into vegetable growing, it's all been good.
moviessilently.bsky.social
DW Griffith directed BIRTH OF A NATION (1915), a virulently racist film (and neither his first nor his last one of those) that saw racist violence follow wherever it was screened.

So, naturally, there are film bros and gals who think we should "ignore the racism" and keep it in the canon.

Thread
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Exactly. I tried to complain to The Gambling Commission but their contact form is limited to 400 characters.
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
Grump of the day -- I do the Scottish Childrens Lottery but have decided to stop. To sign up I went on the website. To stop I have to physically phone someone whose job is presumably to discourage me from doing so. Bastards.
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
There's an actual short feature about that bed in the Mary Millington bluray set!
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
This is probably too on the nose to count?
Cover of Billy Bunter at Butlins by Frank Richards showing Billy Bunter (Gerald Campion?) eating cakes in front of a Butlins holiday camp building.  The book is every bit as awful as you'd expect.
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
I have no excitement for Tron Ares -- and I say this while being about to buy the 4K re-release of Tron. Literally the only thing I got from the second film was, with all those crowd scenes, a sense of why my PC activity monitor was mostly taken up with "Idle processes".
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
A documentary about how certain celebrities become ubiquitous (interviews with RomeshRanganathan and Alison Hammond, produced by Ant-n-Dec's company) OR an exhibition of the paintings he's done to illustrate his childrens book.
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
Theres a couple of those in Saughton Park in Edinburgh. Dunno if they're official Sunak ones but I suspect not.
alasdairswanson.bsky.social
This is a lovely and considered thread.
andreworton.bsky.social
The death of multi-camera TV: a thread. I know most of you will know the technical parts of this (and may have read it in the other place) but bear with me. 1/ 🧵
A shot from the studio rehearsal of Doctor Who: The Daleks' Master Plan episode 'Volcano', showing several actors ont he TARDIS set, with various video cameras around the scene.