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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 7h

Invictus my arse. What a sorry bunch of melts.

wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 7h

Countdown contestants like to celebrate Bonfire Night by burning an F or G.

Effegy.

It doesn't work when you write it down. Fucksticks.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 18h

The War of the Wolds

History and Heritage Yorkshire @handhyorkshire.bsky.social · 21h

Given that the Orionid meteor shower is taking place at the moment I thought this my be appropriate. The Wold Cottage meteorite (also called the Wold Newton meteorite) fell near Wold Cottage farm on 13 December in 1795, a few miles away from the village of Wold Newton

The Wold Cottage meteorite (also called the Wold Newton meteorite) fell near Wold Cottage farm on 13 December in 1795, a few miles away from the village of Wold Newton

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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 1d

Après le braquage…
#Louvre

Plasticine penguin (Feathers McGraw) disguised as a chicken escaping along Quai di Louvre sur un scooter électrique. Merci à Aardman.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 1d

It's time to bring back Public Information Films.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 1d

À Bout de Soufflé

#CookingInASongOrMovie

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 2d

🎶Baby head, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Baby head, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Baby head, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Baby head

wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 4d

Good morning

a man in a suit stands in a wrestling ring with a sign that says yes on it

wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 2d

What you were hoping for:

Manic, naughty kitten learning good behaviour via the influence of the older cats.

What you are getting:

Older cats learning manic and naughty behaviour via the influence of the kitten.

wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 2d

Lloyd Cole - Brand New Friend

Walking in the pouring rain
Walking with Jesus and Jane
Jane was in her turtleneck
I was much happier then.

No mention of what Jesus was wearing. Quite the snub.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 2d

Val Doonican's full name was Valve Doonican.

You could use him to control the flow of liquids.

This is why you'd often see him sat on a tall metal-legged stool - the legs of the stool were actually stainless steel pipes. He was actually sitting on a manifold flange regulating flow as he sang.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 3d

I managed to get the lawn mowing finished five minutes before it started raining.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 3d

Hob Nob fans?

wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 3d

Pizza Express will be gutted.

A 17th-century building that housed William Shakespeare's family has been left damaged after a driver reversed into it.

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 3d

"Parking is such sweet sorrow"

Sky News @news.sky.com · 4d

Shakespeare family home damaged by reversing driver

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 3d

a man with a beard and long blonde hair is holding a sword in a forest .

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a man wearing a top hat and a vest is standing in front of a pile of rocks ..

wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 3d

You been say what you like, but you can't beat the exquisite pleasure of dunking a Rich Tea biscuit.

It's an art; a game of skill and timing; a flirtation with disaster.

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JoJo @visionsofjojo.bsky.social · 3d

The ugly step sister and mother from Cinderella

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 3d

"Prioritise my mental health" my arse.

wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 3d

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 3d

As it's Peanuts' 75th birthday, here's the final strip from 2000. It contains Charles Schultz's farewell message, dictated to Snoopy and published the day after he died.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 4d

I find it helps to click on the little box at the beginning of the article that says "Jump to recipe".