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Mikæla
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She/Hulk | Web Producer for the Financial Post | Trans 🏳️‍⚧️ | History thing | Podcast host & editor | Chowderhead Media | As seen in The Beaverton, SaltWire, Wayves & Frank Magazine | Patreon.com/Chowderhead | Kjipuktuk/Halifax | Posts mine, reposts yours
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I live in an echo chamber of FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
What in the Tim the Tool Man Taylor
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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This therapist once struggled to accept her trans son. Now she helps trans kids embrace who they are www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/11/how-...
This therapist once struggled to accept her trans son. Now she helps trans kids embrace who they are - LGBTQ Nation
Haylin Dennison says watching her son become his truest self has been more amazing than she could have imagined.
www.lgbtqnation.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
To be fair, an MOU is just an IOU with fancier stationary
dipper from gravity falls is holding a dollar bill in his hand and says this is worthless
Alt: dipper from gravity falls is holding a dollar bill in his hand and says this is worthless
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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I stopped buying boar's head after that horrific shit dropped about how no one knew who actually ran the company bc it was just like a constant listeria factory
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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This thread is so fun and weird and great.
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has always been a surreal journey through its own twisted reality.

Exhibit A:
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Doing my annual viny fundraiser for those unhoused and hungry in the KC area. Rare/well-loved items up for sale through the Discogs website, and every dollar goes directly to area organizations. Looking for something for yourself/friend in the soundtrack/rock world? www.discogs.com/seller/riots...
Buy Vinyl Records and CDs from riotsmile at Discogs Marketplace
Check out our shop on Discogs, the biggest online music marketplace in the world, and add some gems to your collection!
www.discogs.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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A reminder to folks here in Halifax that many pharmacies will give you a kit and teach you how to use it on others.

For my fellow transes, it's a thigh injection similar to E. But needle they include will auto-retract once dose is admin'd. Also, 2 vials as effects are temp in case ambulance late.
Shelter runs out of naloxone as B.C. community sees 80 toxic drug poisonings in 24 hours: CMHA https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/naloxone-runs-out-bc-shelter-9.6992470

𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 ⇢ CanadaHealthwatch.ca/newsletter
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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OTTAWA – An Ontario court has decided a copyright lawsuit filed by Canadian news publishers against OpenAI will proceed in that province.
News publishers’ copyright lawsuit against OpenAI to go ahead in Ontario
OTTAWA – An Ontario court has decided a copyright lawsuit filed by Canadian news publishers against OpenAI will proceed in that province.
www.winnipegfreepress.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Tim Hortons reminds Campbell’s customers that they also make bad soup for poor slobs
Tim Hortons reminds Campbell's customers that they also make bad soup for poor slobs
TORONTO - Following the news that a top Campbell’s executive was fired after being caught on microphone calling the company’s soups “shit for poor people”, Tim Hortons have released a statement remind...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
First you get the latinum.
Then you get the power.
Then you get the females.
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Never felt more patriotic than I have while reading this thread 🍁
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Horrors beyond comprehension will be used to promote sales beyond belief
SO AMID THE CHAOS IS A BARELY CONTAINED DEMOGORGON
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
“The Buddha would have loved your laugh”
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Cheryl Strayed shared one of my pieces complimentary-style on twitter once and I just about died of happiness ... Don't know where the screenshot is now but, it was about this essay (in which she's mentioned in briefly ...):

www.them.us/story/dear-b...
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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On this American Thanksgiving, I want to link the funniest fucking podcast episode I've listened to in my life. Watch while you watch the balloons of this year frolic merrily down the street.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbkN...
Well There's Your Problem | Episode 172: The 1997 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
YouTube video by Well There's Your Problem Podcast
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Once had an employer claim they were “doing me a favour” by not giving me a raise as it would put me in a higher tax bracket.

I assume they were not so ‘kind’ to themselves.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Elliott Erwitt, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. New York City, USA. 1988.
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
La Voyage Dans La Lune c’est une film de action de grâces
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM