Mikæla
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She/Hulk | Web Producer for the Financial Post | Trans 🏳️⚧️ | History thing | Podcast host & editor | Chowderhead Media | As seen in The Beaverton, SaltWire, Wayves & Frank Magazine | Patreon.com/Chowderhead | Kjipuktuk/Halifax | Posts mine, reposts yours
“And all we found were beardos, beardos, BEARDOS!”
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“And all we found were beardos, beardos, BEARDOS!”
You beautiful bastards, you did it, you actually did it
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You beautiful bastards, you did it, you actually did it
You've inherited a movie theater. What's your first double feature?
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
You've inherited a movie theater. What's your first double feature?
Aloof hot wife you say?
November 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Aloof hot wife you say?
I recently announced to my fiancee that for every christmas film we watch this year I’m making her sit through a Paulie classic.
Born in 92’, she knows not his grandeur. She will learn
Born in 92’, she knows not his grandeur. She will learn
November 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I recently announced to my fiancee that for every christmas film we watch this year I’m making her sit through a Paulie classic.
Born in 92’, she knows not his grandeur. She will learn
Born in 92’, she knows not his grandeur. She will learn
“I guess it looks as if you're reorganizing your records. What is this though? Chronological?"
"No..."
"Not alphabetical..."
"Nope..."
"What?"
"Appearance or mention in a Venture Bros episode."
"No fucking way."
"No..."
"Not alphabetical..."
"Nope..."
"What?"
"Appearance or mention in a Venture Bros episode."
"No fucking way."
November 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“I guess it looks as if you're reorganizing your records. What is this though? Chronological?"
"No..."
"Not alphabetical..."
"Nope..."
"What?"
"Appearance or mention in a Venture Bros episode."
"No fucking way."
"No..."
"Not alphabetical..."
"Nope..."
"What?"
"Appearance or mention in a Venture Bros episode."
"No fucking way."
Less provable is my theory his character’s appearance in the alt-present is the direct inspiration for Champ from Anchorman
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Less provable is my theory his character’s appearance in the alt-present is the direct inspiration for Champ from Anchorman
Unless the gonks were dressed like this, it’s not cyberpunk, it’s sparkling hacktivism
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Unless the gonks were dressed like this, it’s not cyberpunk, it’s sparkling hacktivism
Canada hears ya, Canada don’t care
October 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Canada hears ya, Canada don’t care
“Mosaic navigator started off hot, with over 5000 downloads a month in 1993”
October 24, 2025 at 11:37 AM
“Mosaic navigator started off hot, with over 5000 downloads a month in 1993”
Your friend Billy Zane, best known for his role as Biff’s lacky Match in Back to the Future
October 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Your friend Billy Zane, best known for his role as Biff’s lacky Match in Back to the Future
No love for James Spader?!
October 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
No love for James Spader?!
The timeline is getting stupider at an increasing rate. By this time next week a third Big Bang Theory spin off show will be greenlit. By next month we will be espousing the merits of Brawno with no idea what “espousing” means. By next year, Rob Schneider will host the Kennedy Center Honours.
October 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The timeline is getting stupider at an increasing rate. By this time next week a third Big Bang Theory spin off show will be greenlit. By next month we will be espousing the merits of Brawno with no idea what “espousing” means. By next year, Rob Schneider will host the Kennedy Center Honours.
We uh, we try not to talk about this one
October 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
We uh, we try not to talk about this one
Shitting on their own “Simpsons Sing the Blues” album was peak for me
October 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Shitting on their own “Simpsons Sing the Blues” album was peak for me
This is a Gene Genie appreciation post
October 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This is a Gene Genie appreciation post
This is why Superman lives alone
October 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is why Superman lives alone
Chicks hate the car
October 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Chicks hate the car
Women don’t like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Women don’t like the vehicle
