Greg Stolze
@gregstolze.bsky.social
Metafictive anti-realist, apparently. 1/3 of LUDONARRATIVE DISSIDENTS. You can get a ton of free fiction I got paid to write from www.gregstolze.com — no tricks, no traps, some tropes.
Autocorrect's angriest fool.
Autocorrect's angriest fool.
Me & the other freelancers were talkin' 'bout the industry & one of 'em described it as "a subsidized humiliation kink" and I just
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Me & the other freelancers were talkin' 'bout the industry & one of 'em described it as "a subsidized humiliation kink" and I just
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
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truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
If cats played football, the tiger-striped stray that periodically wanders over the back deck like he owns the place would be a linebacker.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If cats played football, the tiger-striped stray that periodically wanders over the back deck like he owns the place would be a linebacker.
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If you are in the National Guard and fear you may be deployed to violate the rights of US citizens, there is help. Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-4487
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If you are in the National Guard and fear you may be deployed to violate the rights of US citizens, there is help. Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-4487
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
Visit girightshotline.org for more information
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November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Another holiday in the books.
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Another holiday in the books.
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It stands for "G(et) rav(e)y"
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It stands for "G(et) rav(e)y"
Introduce myself with five concerts?
Bob Mould
Fugazi
Yo Yo Ma
Boris Berezovsky (2x!)
TMBG
Bob Mould
Fugazi
Yo Yo Ma
Boris Berezovsky (2x!)
TMBG
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Introduce myself with five concerts?
Bob Mould
Fugazi
Yo Yo Ma
Boris Berezovsky (2x!)
TMBG
Bob Mould
Fugazi
Yo Yo Ma
Boris Berezovsky (2x!)
TMBG
2013 LINEHAM: I might go terf.
NORMAL FOLX: Or you could mind your business and let people be.
LINEHAM: What's the worst that could happen?
2023 LINEHAM: Well, my wife left and I'm broke.
EARLY 2025 LINEHAM: Well, I've been arrested.
LATE 2025 LINEHAM:
NORMAL FOLX: Or you could mind your business and let people be.
LINEHAM: What's the worst that could happen?
2023 LINEHAM: Well, my wife left and I'm broke.
EARLY 2025 LINEHAM: Well, I've been arrested.
LATE 2025 LINEHAM:
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
2013 LINEHAM: I might go terf.
NORMAL FOLX: Or you could mind your business and let people be.
LINEHAM: What's the worst that could happen?
2023 LINEHAM: Well, my wife left and I'm broke.
EARLY 2025 LINEHAM: Well, I've been arrested.
LATE 2025 LINEHAM:
NORMAL FOLX: Or you could mind your business and let people be.
LINEHAM: What's the worst that could happen?
2023 LINEHAM: Well, my wife left and I'm broke.
EARLY 2025 LINEHAM: Well, I've been arrested.
LATE 2025 LINEHAM:
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[30 seconds into listening to me ramble on how the simulation dictates our perception of a reality in which we are both consuming and being consumed]
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
[30 seconds into listening to me ramble on how the simulation dictates our perception of a reality in which we are both consuming and being consumed]
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In my headcanon, Americans think this is a bad thing
Judge Says ICE Used ChatGPT to Write Use-of-Force Reports
Judge Says ICE Used ChatGPT to Write Use-of-Force Reports
ChatGPT for Fascists.
gizmodo.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
In my headcanon, Americans think this is a bad thing
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All of which illustrates how infuriating it is when dipshits say that AI can 'help me to brainstorm ideas'. It can't do that. It can plaster a deepfake smile onto the corpse of zombie capitalism as it shambles towards the precipice of climate catastrophe, but it can't create meaningful literature.
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
All of which illustrates how infuriating it is when dipshits say that AI can 'help me to brainstorm ideas'. It can't do that. It can plaster a deepfake smile onto the corpse of zombie capitalism as it shambles towards the precipice of climate catastrophe, but it can't create meaningful literature.
If you produce something for public consumption, having a stranger really Get It, and tell you, SND show your work? Rare and precious.
The idea of being SO popular that thoughtful praise is just another Tuesday... sounds like a kind of death.
The idea of being SO popular that thoughtful praise is just another Tuesday... sounds like a kind of death.
In college, I sent Mario Vargas Llosa a paper I wrote about one of his novels. (I think my dad suggested I do this ridiculous thing.) Months later I received a brief note from his secretary saying that when he read the paper Vargas Llosa said "This young man understood my book very well."
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
If you produce something for public consumption, having a stranger really Get It, and tell you, SND show your work? Rare and precious.
The idea of being SO popular that thoughtful praise is just another Tuesday... sounds like a kind of death.
The idea of being SO popular that thoughtful praise is just another Tuesday... sounds like a kind of death.
This is always the unanswerable comeback, like to the fogies who said “Rap is just talking really fast!” Make them try it and watch how red they turn. Or the standup who invited a heckler onstage and said, “Tell a joke. Tell them one. Make them laugh.” The guy, of course, bombed.
Also if you think making quality art is fun and not work; try it.
Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is always the unanswerable comeback, like to the fogies who said “Rap is just talking really fast!” Make them try it and watch how red they turn. Or the standup who invited a heckler onstage and said, “Tell a joke. Tell them one. Make them laugh.” The guy, of course, bombed.
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My feelings on piracy are very colored by my years working as an erotic writer for hire, because every pirate was all "I'm jerking off to your work without paying for it to punish you for choosing a dissolute profession! I have the moral high ground here!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My feelings on piracy are very colored by my years working as an erotic writer for hire, because every pirate was all "I'm jerking off to your work without paying for it to punish you for choosing a dissolute profession! I have the moral high ground here!"
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Hey so apparently Vincent Price really wanted to marry Anna May Wong but couldn’t because of miscegenation laws
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hey so apparently Vincent Price really wanted to marry Anna May Wong but couldn’t because of miscegenation laws
Hey #Fantasy fans. If you haven’t been following THE MOON-SILVER RING, my ongoing serial about stupid giants, unnatural bandits, and a death cult you really can root for, good news! The first twenty chapters are now bundled at a tremendous discount!
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The Moon-Silver Ring
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November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hey #Fantasy fans. If you haven’t been following THE MOON-SILVER RING, my ongoing serial about stupid giants, unnatural bandits, and a death cult you really can root for, good news! The first twenty chapters are now bundled at a tremendous discount!
gregstolze.com/the-moon-sil...
gregstolze.com/the-moon-sil...
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If people want to understand why American politics went bananas in 2012, the reason is that the moderate black President took a modest but consequential step toward decoupling healthcare from employment and every billionaire immediately poured their entire portfolio into race-hate media
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If people want to understand why American politics went bananas in 2012, the reason is that the moderate black President took a modest but consequential step toward decoupling healthcare from employment and every billionaire immediately poured their entire portfolio into race-hate media
RFK Jr. Voted "Most Likely HHS Secretary to Die Doing His Own Research Into Whether Dry Cleaning Bags Are Dangerous, Actually"
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
RFK Jr. Voted "Most Likely HHS Secretary to Die Doing His Own Research Into Whether Dry Cleaning Bags Are Dangerous, Actually"
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There's a part of learning, which generative AI completely turns into dogshit, which is *doing something you could not have done before*
Whether it's drawing, playing an instrument, solving a physics problem, organizing an essay, you find yourself doing easily what previously you found overwhelming
Whether it's drawing, playing an instrument, solving a physics problem, organizing an essay, you find yourself doing easily what previously you found overwhelming
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
There's a part of learning, which generative AI completely turns into dogshit, which is *doing something you could not have done before*
Whether it's drawing, playing an instrument, solving a physics problem, organizing an essay, you find yourself doing easily what previously you found overwhelming
Whether it's drawing, playing an instrument, solving a physics problem, organizing an essay, you find yourself doing easily what previously you found overwhelming
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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All those incantations paid off:
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
All those incantations paid off: