Eleanor Morton
@eleanormorton.bsky.social
Scottish comic/writer/actor with confusing accent, absolutely not insecure about it. She/her. My book is out now! Paperback Aug 14th 2025! https://linktr.ee/eleanormorton
Eleanor & Alasdair Read That on Spotify
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Eleanor & Alasdair Read That on Spotify
support me: https://ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
Saw this in the cinema on Saturday, full room. More please. Twenty more. All Benoit all the time.
It’s a beautiful Monday to be in movie theaters! Thanks to all who came out this weekend - spread the good word, we’re just getting started. Theater finder link in my pinned post ⏰💀🎟️🙌🏻#WakeUpDeadMan
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Saw this in the cinema on Saturday, full room. More please. Twenty more. All Benoit all the time.
Pitching new versions of A Christmas Carol in 2025
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Pitching new versions of a Christmas Carol in 2025
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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November 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Pitching new versions of A Christmas Carol in 2025
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Immediate sub
HERE! WE! FUCKING! GO! I have been making this show for TWO YEARS, it's finally going out this Christmas, Baby's First Production Credit is gonna be on R4 over the Radio Times Double Issue Window, baybeh! www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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I’ve spoken up for Scotland’s nature!
The Natural Environment Bill's next debate on 19 November must make sure its strong enough to restore wildlife, protect our future, and unite us in recovery.
action.rspb.org.uk/page/181323/...
The Natural Environment Bill's next debate on 19 November must make sure its strong enough to restore wildlife, protect our future, and unite us in recovery.
action.rspb.org.uk/page/181323/...
Ask your MSP to act for Scotland's wildlife.
MSPs will debate one of the most important nature bills in a generation on the 19th of November.
Take action and make sure they back a strong Bill that protects wildlife, not weakens it.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I’ve spoken up for Scotland’s nature!
The Natural Environment Bill's next debate on 19 November must make sure its strong enough to restore wildlife, protect our future, and unite us in recovery.
action.rspb.org.uk/page/181323/...
The Natural Environment Bill's next debate on 19 November must make sure its strong enough to restore wildlife, protect our future, and unite us in recovery.
action.rspb.org.uk/page/181323/...
I guess you technically can test something by breaking it, yes
BREAKING: At least 24 people are dead and 54 wounded after Israeli airstrikes in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began in October, officials say.
Israel launches strikes in Gaza ceasefire's latest test as hospitals say 20 killed
Israel's military says it has launched new airstrikes against Hamas militants in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began on October 10.
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November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I guess you technically can test something by breaking it, yes
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“Hold somebody else’s chin at the waterline ‘til they get a chance to breathe because on one day that’s going to be you.”
The unrivalled Bernadette Devlin McAliskey on solidarity and compassion
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The unrivalled Bernadette Devlin McAliskey on solidarity and compassion
Full episode here: www.patreon.com/posts/patron...
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 AM
“Hold somebody else’s chin at the waterline ‘til they get a chance to breathe because on one day that’s going to be you.”
The unrivalled Bernadette Devlin McAliskey on solidarity and compassion
Full episode here: www.patreon.com/posts/patron...
The unrivalled Bernadette Devlin McAliskey on solidarity and compassion
Full episode here: www.patreon.com/posts/patron...
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I guarantee Trump thought Mamdani was the king of Saudi
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I guarantee Trump thought Mamdani was the king of Saudi
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well okay then
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
well okay then
Oooh I can't wait. This book is almost as guilty as Jordan Peters on for its effects on the collective male psyche
Episode 46: Sapiens
It's an ambitious goal to write the entire history of humanity in just 400 pages. It's even more ambitious to do it without reading any research.
It's an ambitious goal to write the entire history of humanity in just 400 pages. It's even more ambitious to do it without reading any research.
Sapiens
Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · 11/20/2025 · 1h 38m
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November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Oooh I can't wait. This book is almost as guilty as Jordan Peters on for its effects on the collective male psyche
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Was not expecting to hear the phrase "up to their eyeballs in clunge" in reference to Watership Down but I have to thank @eleanormorton.bsky.social for the huge lol I did
It's time for Eleanor & Alasdair Read That! We're talking Watership Down: a cutey-cute rabbit book for babies. In this month's episode, I become a Male Feminist™ and @eleanormorton.bsky.social sings the X-men theme.
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November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Was not expecting to hear the phrase "up to their eyeballs in clunge" in reference to Watership Down but I have to thank @eleanormorton.bsky.social for the huge lol I did
Doctors want to know her secret
Having the sort of workday where I’m now going to relisten to the Peter Rabbit episode of Eleanor & Alasdair Read That because maybe @eleanormorton.bsky.social describing Squirrel Nutkin as “cunty” will fix my mood
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Doctors want to know her secret
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It's time for Eleanor & Alasdair Read That! We're talking Watership Down: a cutey-cute rabbit book for babies. In this month's episode, I become a Male Feminist™ and @eleanormorton.bsky.social sings the X-men theme.
linktr.ee/readthat
linktr.ee/readthat
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
It's time for Eleanor & Alasdair Read That! We're talking Watership Down: a cutey-cute rabbit book for babies. In this month's episode, I become a Male Feminist™ and @eleanormorton.bsky.social sings the X-men theme.
linktr.ee/readthat
linktr.ee/readthat
Ok, so it's not just me having a hard time reading them. He's giving off Charlize Theron in Arrested Development vibes, like 'Hang on, I think this person might be incredibly thick'
These emails prove that Jeffrey Epstein was so rich and powerful he didn't even need to conform to the rules of the English language.
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ok, so it's not just me having a hard time reading them. He's giving off Charlize Theron in Arrested Development vibes, like 'Hang on, I think this person might be incredibly thick'
You all have 8 days to read Watership Down!
@eleanormorton.bsky.social @misterabk.bsky.social Thanks to your upcoming podcast I'm finally getting to Watership Down after years of delay, and to those who want to be entertained I can strongly recommend the audiobook with Peter Capaldi, which is vivid and amazing
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
You all have 8 days to read Watership Down!
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This is perfect. 👏👏🙌👏👏👏🙌
Football Chant Therapy For Men
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
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(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
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Football Chant Therapy #comedy #football #mentalhealth
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November 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This is perfect. 👏👏🙌👏👏👏🙌
I got all of comedy's most toxic men together for this
Football Chant Therapy For Men
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
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(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
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Football Chant Therapy #comedy #football #mentalhealth
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I got all of comedy's most toxic men together for this
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If you're not reading the New York Times you're missing out
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If you're not reading the New York Times you're missing out
Football Chant Therapy For Men
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
Football Chant Therapy #comedy #football #mentalhealth
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Football Chant Therapy For Men
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
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I'm going on tour in 2026! Come and see me doing one of the best reviewed shows from the Ed Fringe (according to the British Comedy Guide). It's called King of Crumbs, and it's a load of old nonsense, really. Book now!
Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I'm going on tour in 2026! Come and see me doing one of the best reviewed shows from the Ed Fringe (according to the British Comedy Guide). It's called King of Crumbs, and it's a load of old nonsense, really. Book now!
Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
A week today!
Glasgow! I am thrilled to announce that myself and Krystal Evans will be discussing our books Life Lessons From Historical Women and The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp next Thursday as part of the Aye Right festival! Get your tickets now!
www.glasgowlife.org.uk/event/1/gicf...
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GICF x Aye Write presents Life Lessons from Historical Women and The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp: Eleanor Morton and Krystal Evans - Glasgow Life
Aye Write 2025 presents GICF x Aye Write presents Life Lessons from Historical Women and The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp: Eleanor Morton and Krystal Evans
www.glasgowlife.org.uk
November 6, 2025 at 11:27 AM
A week today!
What do you mean Wolfe Tone isn't an electronic synth trio from 2010
November 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
What do you mean Wolfe Tone isn't an electronic synth trio from 2010
Glasgow! I am thrilled to announce that myself and Krystal Evans will be discussing our books Life Lessons From Historical Women and The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp next Thursday as part of the Aye Right festival! Get your tickets now!
www.glasgowlife.org.uk/event/1/gicf...
www.glasgowlife.org.uk/event/1/gicf...
GICF x Aye Write presents Life Lessons from Historical Women and The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp: Eleanor Morton and Krystal Evans - Glasgow Life
Aye Write 2025 presents GICF x Aye Write presents Life Lessons from Historical Women and The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp: Eleanor Morton and Krystal Evans
www.glasgowlife.org.uk
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Glasgow! I am thrilled to announce that myself and Krystal Evans will be discussing our books Life Lessons From Historical Women and The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp next Thursday as part of the Aye Right festival! Get your tickets now!
www.glasgowlife.org.uk/event/1/gicf...
www.glasgowlife.org.uk/event/1/gicf...
A rather pathetic plea that I don't get paid to make these (No TV company has taken up any of these pitches) so every penny counts in helping me make more silly stuff through these terrible cozzie lives ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
A rather pathetic plea that I don't get paid to make these (No TV company has taken up any of these pitches) so every penny counts in helping me make more silly stuff through these terrible cozzie lives ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
Tickets are now available for Leicester on the 20th Feb!
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Eleanor Morton: The Mermaid (WIP) | Leicester Comedy Festival
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October 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Tickets are now available for Leicester on the 20th Feb!
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events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/elean...
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Happy #Ghostwatch day to all who celebrate.
October 31, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Happy #Ghostwatch day to all who celebrate.