calamity jenn.
@shehulking.bsky.social
she/her ♠️ 🏹 GOOD SHOT, BABY.
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calamity jenn.
@shehulking.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Hi! I’m Jenn.
I’m mid-30s, live in London, and worked book retail for 16 years and these days I work customer support for book retail.
I’m aro/ace, I’ve a fun range of mental health problems and my favourite hobbies include napping and tea.
I’m terminally online and this isn’t my first rodeo.
I’m mid-30s, live in London, and worked book retail for 16 years and these days I work customer support for book retail.
I’m aro/ace, I’ve a fun range of mental health problems and my favourite hobbies include napping and tea.
I’m terminally online and this isn’t my first rodeo.
I know I shouldn’t look up the Strictly results but I do and 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I know I shouldn’t look up the Strictly results but I do and 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
Ooh, you’re spoiling us, Mr Ambassador
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ooh, you’re spoiling us, Mr Ambassador
There’s a train broken down somewhere outside Euston so my train got in late so I’m still on my way home
the child is sitting on a wooden floor in a room .
ALT: the child is sitting on a wooden floor in a room .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
There’s a train broken down somewhere outside Euston so my train got in late so I’m still on my way home
Reposted by calamity jenn.
I can’t get over how Barbie succeeded because it offered tangible ways for women and girls to celebrate each other (and dress up and go to the movies together) but studios thought it worked because it’s about toys so now they’re making like Bananagrams the movie
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I can’t get over how Barbie succeeded because it offered tangible ways for women and girls to celebrate each other (and dress up and go to the movies together) but studios thought it worked because it’s about toys so now they’re making like Bananagrams the movie
“All the unhurried day,
Your mind lay open like a drawer of knives.”
- Larkin
Your mind lay open like a drawer of knives.”
- Larkin
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“All the unhurried day,
Your mind lay open like a drawer of knives.”
- Larkin
Your mind lay open like a drawer of knives.”
- Larkin
I actually do have better things to do on this train journey but the idea of making a December Jenn Starter Pack was too appealing
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I actually do have better things to do on this train journey but the idea of making a December Jenn Starter Pack was too appealing
On my train home with lemon & ginger tea. I own very few things that aren’t offensively on-brand.
December 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
On my train home with lemon & ginger tea. I own very few things that aren’t offensively on-brand.
This book is silly and I am having a great time
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 AM
This book is silly and I am having a great time
Okay this is a baffling board. Yes, I’m looking, I need to know what platform to get my connection from, it’s not like a secret shame
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Okay this is a baffling board. Yes, I’m looking, I need to know what platform to get my connection from, it’s not like a secret shame
Reposted by calamity jenn.
How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.
Having some problems working out what time connecting train I can get because I’m not clear what train I’m on now
My train was 25 minutes late and then they put me on another train and I have to change and why do I try travelling ever
December 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Having some problems working out what time connecting train I can get because I’m not clear what train I’m on now
On the train with a lot of young gay men who are social media stalking an absent friend’s new boyfriend and brutally judging him, I’m obsessed.
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
On the train with a lot of young gay men who are social media stalking an absent friend’s new boyfriend and brutally judging him, I’m obsessed.
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return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi
May 12, 2023 at 2:50 AM
return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi
In case you were wondering this is going great
December 6, 2025 at 8:50 AM
In case you were wondering this is going great
Off to see Penny in Birmingham so I am on a bus to the tube to Euston like a superhero
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Off to see Penny in Birmingham so I am on a bus to the tube to Euston like a superhero
Mum and I have managed to make a truly horrible stew and sadly there is loads of it
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Mum and I have managed to make a truly horrible stew and sadly there is loads of it
The oat milk mum likes is on promotion in Waitrose but I followed her around the shop actively preventing her from picking up any food items I would be expected to eat, I meant it when I said I will not shop here with that Keira Knightley ad.
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The oat milk mum likes is on promotion in Waitrose but I followed her around the shop actively preventing her from picking up any food items I would be expected to eat, I meant it when I said I will not shop here with that Keira Knightley ad.
Afternoon work with a cold tableau
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Afternoon work with a cold tableau
I see no one Bluesky has read the article beyond the clickbait headline either.
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I see no one Bluesky has read the article beyond the clickbait headline either.
Cloudflare is having an outage so the majority of our systems, including the one we use to talk to customers, are down.
a stuffed animal is sitting on top of a table .
ALT: a stuffed animal is sitting on top of a table .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Cloudflare is having an outage so the majority of our systems, including the one we use to talk to customers, are down.
Reposted by calamity jenn.
I am heartened to see the Eurovision fandom mostly all just immediately browsing for a new hyperfixation.
*stares pointedly at the Harry Potter fans*
*stares pointedly at the Harry Potter fans*
December 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I am heartened to see the Eurovision fandom mostly all just immediately browsing for a new hyperfixation.
*stares pointedly at the Harry Potter fans*
*stares pointedly at the Harry Potter fans*
This book is SHREDDING me, I didn’t know if I’d even like it and it’s eaten my heart
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This book is SHREDDING me, I didn’t know if I’d even like it and it’s eaten my heart
Sad because I’m a bit poorly, smug because I’m poorly enough for Lemsip
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Sad because I’m a bit poorly, smug because I’m poorly enough for Lemsip